Jason: "Well... now what?" Jason: "Buddha's dead." Nick: "God is banished to Wisconsin." Jason: "And knows we're after him." Jason: "And we gotta search for some damn princess!" Jason: "And we don't...." *Stops in mid sentence Jason: *Eyes narrow Jason: "Nick..." Nick: "...." Jason: "Get down." Nick: "What is it Jason?" Jason: *Giant blade swings over head, missing you by inches Nick: "WHOA!" Jason: *Blocks blade throwing me back twelve feet Nick: *Falls to ground and looks up only to see... Jason: *Drops to one knee Jason: "No..." Jason: *Rises back up Nick: "It's him..." Nick: *Thunderous footstep Jason: ...*Thunderous metallic footstep Nick: "He's BAAACK!!" Jason: "And this time..." Jason: "...he's been resurrected." Jason: *Eyes narrow again Nick: *Techno starts playing again Jason: "...CyberChrist" Nick: *Cross swings over our heads again Jason: *Uppercuts Jesus, doing no damage whatsoever Jason: *Jesus throws me back Nick: "He's Indestructable!" Jason: *Stumbles up Jason: "Ok, have it your way." Jason: "Didn't wanna have to use this." Jason: *Reaches behind back Nick: *Does "The Robot" dance to techno music Jason: *Slowly pulls out the sword known as Worldslayer Nick: "Oh shit..." Jason: CyberChrist: "HA HA HA... DOES NOT COMPUTE. USING WORLDSLAYER WILL RESULT IN CATASTROPHIC REPRUCUSSIONS." Jason: "Yeah... on your face." Nick: *Ghetto hand motions "Oohhh snap yo! you got seerrrved!" Jason: "Nick..." Jason: "Take cover." Jason: *Charges at Cyberchrist Nick: *Goes into target artifact bunker Jason: *0/10 Nick: *Indestructible Jason: *Worldslayer and Jesus's cross-sword collide, instantly turning the grassland into an bare wasteland Jason: *Ching! Clang! Ching! Jason: *Earth starts to crack and decay Jason: *Pauses Nick: *Listening to elevator music in bunker, slightly moving head back and forth Jason: "Too risky. Using worldslayer will kill us all!" Jason: "So... I'll just have to come "up" with a different plan." Jason: "Hya!" Jason: *Kicks Jesus into the air Jason: *Throws worldslayer straight into CyberChrist Nick: *Looks at watch and decides it's been long enough Jason: *Massive explosion and Jesus screams Nick: *Gets up and prepares to re-enter the world Jason: *Worldslayer tumbles to the ground, steam rising from the blade Nick: *Walks out Jason: *Laying there with remnants of clothing, DBZ style Nick: *Gets hit in the head by worldslayer Jason: ... Nick: *Curtains fall before anyone realizes what's going on Jason: *Curtain rises Jason: *Sitting up against a rock, opens a beer Nick: *Hitting on the princess's actress Jason: "!!!" Jason: "I mean... OHhhhhhhhh... What a battle!" Jason: "Save us? Why don't you save yourself, Jesus?" Jason: "NICK! You alive?" Nick: *Walks out of bunker w/ a Jack Daniels bottle "Whaaaeeeeeooooouuuuuiia....." *big smile Jason: "Dammit." Jason: "I was saving that for after the fight." Jason: *Gets up. Jason: *Laser beam blows bottle up Nick: *Starts crying Jason: "No..." Jason: "NO...." Jason: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jason: "That's it!" Jason: *24 mechs approaching Jason: "I'm going Super Jaiyin!" Jason: "ARghhhhhhhhh!" Jason: *Goes Super Jaiyain Nick: *Grips reminants of bottle Nick: *Screams "WHYYYYYYYYYY" Jason: *Goes Super Jaiyain x2 Jason: Vegeta: "His power levels are off the charts!" Nick: *Some more of Vegeta's hair falls out, increasing his receding hairline Jason: Vegeta: "Could it be??? He's so powerful he's causing cancer????" *Dramatic gasp Jason: *Still powering up Nick: *Vegeta turns into a vegetable and eaten by a group of wandering Amish* Jason: *Finishes powering up, microwave DING! Nick: *Big eyes and shocked look, sticks hand out towards you "ITS SO BEAUTIFUL..." Jason: "I know..." Jason: "... like a meteor shower." Jason: "Beautiful..." *Eyes narrow at opponents "... but deadly."
