I like quotes. I love quotes, because I'm just a strange fucking person. I love finding things I find neat or amusing and quoting them here, thus, here you can find a collection of phrases, excerpts, and such that I like. Really all this page is is a database of quotes for my own use, displayed in a neat and pert little way that I like, which I can access from computer to computer to computer, despite all technical difficulties those computers may endure(IE:harddrive wipes, etc.).


"Tweak my nipples while I torture this little piggy." - Saddam Hussien - South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

"Why don't you ever kill me!?" - Maddog - Live A Live

"Betrayed by my own vocabulary." - Double D - Ed, Edd, and Eddy

"Win and live. Lose and die. Rule of life. No change rule." - Ayla - Chrono Trigger

"What the hell are we fighting for!?!?! Just surrender and it won't hurt at all." - Queen - Hammer to fall

"Look up my nose and see your future!" - Ed - Ed, Edd, and Eddy

"I fucked a goat!" - Rodney Carringten - Hangin' with Rodney

"How does one destroy destruction[?]..." - Ormus - Diablo II

"I'm not in my happy place guys!" - Ed - Ed, Edd, and Eddy

"I collect sponges, Eddy!" - Ed - Ed, Edd, and Eddy

"This city have very tasty sand! This city delicious!" - Quina - Final Fantasy IX

"Hey, look, it's raining me!" - Cosmo - The Fairly Odd Parents

"Life, it's the ultimate sin. A game with no rules, that your expected to win." - Kid Rock - My Oedipus Ballet

"Oh my god, it's the REAL Santa! Get'im Jesus!" - Executionar Guy - Futurama

"...and that's suicide, by tiny, tiny increments." - High Fidelity

"I've been thinking with my gut since I was fourteen, and I've come to the conclusion that my guts have super-brains." - High Fidelity

"Uh-oh, uh-oh, black man in the living room." - Dave Chappell

"'Tis a foolish demon, that seeks to deal with humans." - Jun, Valkyrie Profile

"Those who have never seen two well trained armies drawn up for battle, can have no idea of the beauty and the brilliance of the display." - Voltaire, Candide

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