"I spent my day cleaning my little
brains out. Ok, well, only about 3 or 4 hours, not the whole day,
but it was the bulk of it.
Actually made a dent in my room and also discovered a lot of stuff
I didn't know I had. Like about 60 brand new bras I never wore.
So I told my mom to stop buying them. Every week, almost, she comes
home with a new bra or two for me. Which is nice. But now I have
60,000 bras and only 2 boobs! I also found a full carton of cigarettes
that god only knows how I misplaced. I never lose track of those
things. But it's there. And I failed at quitting once again, so
now I have a new goal. Finish these packs, and try, try again."
"Lazy, selfish parents everywhere are
celibrating the long awaited arrival of the company that will keep
an eye on their own children, for them. Wherify offers, "Now
you can have peace of mind 24 hours a day while your child is the
high tech envy of the neighborhood!" Don't forget, tagged,
indexed and mapped. A walking product of fear to keep tabs on."