Updated: July 27, 2000.

The Wizard of DMOZ.

The Wizard of DMOZ.

One Man's experience with the ODP.


  • Dorothy's a currupt Editall.
  • The Wizard is still hiding behind his curtain.
  • Toto was kicked out by Dorothy for nominating himself in the ODP Awards.
  • TinMan still doesn't have a Heart.
  • Scarecrow still doesn't have a Brain.
  • The Cowardly Lion is a volunteer and is afraid to speak up, or Dorothy might kick him out, too.
  • And Ding Dong, the Witch ain't dead!

Aw, F*ck, we're not in Kansas any more.

FORWARD: FROM THE AUTHOR.

CHAPTER ONE: FROM KANSAS TO OZ.

CHAPTER TWO: THAT ONE LITTLE MISTAKE.

CHAPTER THREE: THE FLYING MONKEY BRIGADE.

CHAPTER FOUR: THEY SAID SPEAK, SO TOTO BARKED.

CHAPTER FIVE: THE MONKEYS ARE STILL FLYING.

CHAPTER SIX: SHUT THAT DAMN DOG UP!

CHAPTER SEVEN: THAT BITCH DOROTHY.

CHAPTER EIGHT: AGAIN WITH THE FLYING MONKEYS?

CHAPTER NINE: LIONS AND TIGERS AND EDITALLS, Oh, My!

CHAPTER TEN: DOROTHY PUTS TOTO TO SLEEP.

CHAPTER ELEVEN: WHERE'S THAT DAMN CURTAIN?

CHAPTER TWELVE: GLYNIS THE GOOD WITCH OR GLYNIS THE BAD WITCH?

CHAPTER THIRTEEN: IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN (Part One).

CHAPTER FOURTEEN: IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN (Part Two).

CHAPTER FIFTEEN: THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS.

CHAPTER SIXTEEN: WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD.

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: THE DEN FULL OF COWARDLY LIONS.

CHAPTER EIGHTEEN: WHERE'D THAT DAMN DOG GO?

CHAPTER NINETEEN: TOTO'S SUPPORT GROUP.

CHAPTER TWENTY: SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW.

CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE: YOU MEAN THERE ARE OTHER WIZARDS?

CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO: FROM MUNCHKINS TO DYKES.

CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE: REMOVING THE WIZARD'S CURTAIN.

CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR: TOTO'S REVENGE.

CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE: MORAL OF THE STORY.



Dorothy Good Witch Bad Witch Tin Man Scare Crow Cowardly Lion


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