Welcome to my Humour Section!



Here's a collection of good little snippets that I've collected over the past little while. If you contribute good ones, I'll put them up on your behalf (as well as the original, usually unknown author). Note the message in the status bar when you place your mouse pointer over the link ... a secret message is decrypted!


The Court case we've all been waiting for

Acme's response to the Coyote's pleadings

Signs that you've had too much of the nineties!

Ever had too many idiots to deal with?

Remember that stupid NBA strike?

Remember when you were awkward and sex was difficult?

Remember the Macarena?

Always wear sunscreen

Ever had to deal with a real jackass?

Ever receive those stupid chain letters?

He said - she said ideal days according to him and her

Things that really tick me off!

Don't forget that stupid Lewinsky scandal

Trying to still figure out men and women?

Men and women shower differently

I am NOT a Canadian! (requires mp3 support)