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Wednesday, May 24, 2000 - CBC Newsworld Online - "LOW LOONIE SHOULD MEAN INCREASED TOURISM: REPORT The Conference Board of Canada is predicting a seven per cent increase in tourists from the U.S. this year. It says the reason is the low Canadian dollar. FULL STORY. (We're watching the tourism; you'll get the 'full story'.)
Lifeminders - "Striptease: Undress Your Man (Healthy Relationships) Even the hottest relationships can use a little spicing up now and then. Want a technique that will leave him begging for more? Slowly and seductively undress him. Learn how with this lesson on how to strip your man." (Healthy relationships? The gentleman escort clients never had these expectations. If there was any hanky-panky, it was a privilege.)
Findlaw News(refer: userfriendly@canada.com) - "Do filters block government sites?- Sex offender listings on Web set off debate- New York Times [Free registration required]- Four years after Congress began requiring states to maintain sex offender registries to track the whereabouts of criminals once they leave prison, states around the country are now going a step further, posting that information, along with photographs and sordid details of crimes, on Web pages accessible to anyone with a computer and a modem. nytimes(Then why are we pushing sex in our media, culture & entertainment if people get punished for following through and restrictions are put on them? It creates a dysfunctional society. And that includes porn sites the undercover cops put up to entrap and degrade the escort business! There should be dignity with this profession and it deserves some respect. I have absolutely no respect for the people who don't respect the business. They are shallow and unsophisticated. And they don't have beat on the straight and conservative level of pros either. There's no excuse for it. They should break the one-dimensional, immature geeks out of the controls with it.)
National Post - Tuesday, May 23, 2000 - page A12 - World - U.S. Anti-Smut Law Goes Too Far: Court - Attempt to protect children from sex on TV violates freedom of speech - (excuse me? have you read the FCC regulations? Click here. This means that if the FCC does not enforce people complaints, the people have no freedom of speech rights, only the press does, and it really should be the other way around. There should be standards set with mass media to society and freedom given back to the people and their privacy.) Page C2 - Media - Playboy wins broadcast challenge - Washington. (Why am I not surprised? But I can't be in business for myself, be in control and make a comfortable living while others can make millions in America's sexist society, which affects our business and which is why Americans (unless they were world travellers) were the least favourite escort clients on the world class level for decades. They have a lot to learn from the rest of the world, which is probably why we now got cut off from the international market, to wipe out the evidence. They think that keeping me at poverty level will keep me quiet. Well, the joke is on them, because as long as the internet is free, I'm going to say my piece.)
chatzonenewsletter - "May 23, 2000 (9pm)- Sarah Jessica Parker- Sex and The City- hbo.
eonline@egroups.com -Sunday, May 21, 2000 - "Celebrity Profile: Christina Applegate": At the age of 14, Christina Applegate shot to fame as the teenage sex symbol Kelly Bundy on the successful sitcom "Married...with Children." "Sexy Swimsuits": From upscale Beverly Hills boutiques to the daring designs of Trashy Lingerie, E!'s ensemble of swimwear designers, fashion editors, models and fitness experts shows viewers how to find sensational swimsuits--and, more importantly, how to wear them with attitude. Premieres at 8 p.m. (1 hr.)". (I never wore a swimsuit to escort dinner dates, or for cocktails.)
romance2000romanticideasnewsletter@egroups.com - "Check out our new line of rubbing oils, games and books. www.theloveticket.com We carry Wildly Sexy Dares, Foreplay, Moreforeplay, Sex Play,and a variety of Massage Kits with Games and massage lotions." (I always thought romance is courtship and wooing, and not blatantly sexual. I used to meet a lot of romantic clients in the escort business, including the married ones!)
Shagmail-Film&TV Quotes - Monday, May 22, 2000 - "Great Sexpectations Is Here- ShagMail has really done it this time with its all new newsletter, Great Sexpectations! Your editor is none other than Carmen Sutra who will cover facts, fiction, and fun of the primal nature. It'll keep you on (or off) your feet! A daily dose of helpful hints and sexual suggestions to fuel the fire or help expand your horizons! Great Sexpectations is only available from ShagMail... sign up FREE today. Get Great Sexpectations".
Omega Source - page 34 - Tantra - Sacred Sex ad 1-800-684-5308. (And I'm not allowed to go on dates??)
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Saturday, May 20, 2000 - National Post - page B2 headline - Teen pop stars talk about their sexuality. Page B3 - Howard Stern wins big - is offered US$100 million over the next five years (that should take care of his FCC fines). Page B5 - Books - Sex isn't always bad - but this kind is - Exhibitions: Tales of Sex in the City - edited by Michele Davidson, Arsenal Pulp Press, $18.95. (Photo of Monica Lewinsky with caption: Bad Sex abounds). Weekend Post - page W2 - Howard Stern CBS is rumoured to be offering US$100 million and Forbes conservatively estimated his wealth at US$21-million. (Yet I, a veteran, am not allowed to make one red cent now as a dinner and finer hotel early outcall escort (where drivers aren't needed and experienced independent females should have the monopoly) without U.S.interference and insane regulating of the escort business with private investigator mind controls. My social and economic needs are not being met, basics are wiped out. They eliminated all my regulars with the move to Canada. Relationships that go back 20 years and far outlived any marriage, engagement or cohabitation relationships). Page W3 - Shirley MacLaine: 'Canadians have a greater sense of mysticism than Americans'. (I always thought the Canadians were more alert and less braindead, but now I'm dubious that they let the states overpower us like this and that this followed me to an area in which the laws are supposed to be more in our favour. I have never crossed the boundaries, but I get major entrapment attempts. Picking on and making an example of the activists is illegal. Did they ever stop to think that what is going on is intolerable and we must keep our sanity through this somehow.) Page W14 - Arts & Entertainment - Menace, sex, concrete. Love and Lust: Donna Ferrato. Page W19 - Earthy Erotica. A compendium of horticultural porn. (This is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.) Saturday Night - page 62 - Style File - subtle yet sure, sensual yet serene (and if I was to put the word 'sensual' in my escort ad, I'd get even worse entrapment. I promote dinners and I get this. Hell hath no fury now. They will not hear the end of this. They would literally starve people. There are controls on other areas of my life as well, including other freelance employment and my social life. I have it in for whoever is behind this. I am too experienced and set in my ways. I refuse to go blatant. I have a right to operate with dignity. I have had too many positive experiences over the years. Has society deterioriated to such an extent over the past few years? Have all the gentlemen died off? They wouldn't let me stay in contact with them. It's insane controls on independent females. Even in the early 80s, my escort clients in Toronto were successful or well-known and some followed me to the U.S., but now they're cut off.)
keepAhead Travel on 18 May 2000- RESORT REPORT: Brits abroad, edited by LISA CLAPPERTON When it comes to holidays Brits are boring. That's according to researchers who have found when we go abroad we like nothing more than sightseeing and catching up on sleep. Forget the fun activities, forget watersports and socialising and definitely forget sunbathing - three out of four Brits are too unhappy with their bodies to strip off on the beach. The results are part of a survey carried out by magazine Escape Routes who questioned 2,000 British adults to find out what their holiday priorities were. But nearly half of all those questioned said their favourite activity when on holiday was sightseeing. A third said they catch up on sleep and only 10% said sex. As for sunbathing and socialising fewer than 10% put this at the top of their list. The good news though is that 92% of Brits feel happier when they're away and 70% feel much healthier. The survey also revealed adults from Yorkshire feel the least sexy when abroad and are more likely to criticise nude sunbathers. (Could that be why visiting British gentlemen were among my favourite escort clients for years?)
Shagmail-Health Tips -"VIAGRA BOOSTS SEX FOR MEDICATED WOMEN: The anti-impotence drug Viagra improves sexual performance for women who suffer problems with sexual enjoyment because of side effects of anti-depression medications. "Some of patients say, 'Where has this drug been all my life?'" says Dr. Albert Bayer, a psychiatrist and a member of the clinical faculty at Wayne State University, Detroit. Nineteen of 21 women prescribed the drug described a strong response, he says, adding: "Sexual dysfunction is a common, and often underrecognized, adverse event associated with antidepressant medication use." Patients taking Viagra with their antidepressants continued to show reduction of symptoms of depression as well as an upbeat sexual life, he reported at the annual meeting of the American Psychiatric Association. Bayer says the Viagra tends to be well tolerated. ----------------------------------------------------------- Copyright 2000 by United Press International. All rights reserved." (Notice it's males pushing this. And yes, shrinks, are on the escort client list. I don't see them helping survival, arrest/legal and discrimination issues.)
FIDGET LATE NIGHT SOUP- May 19, 2000- Compiled by J.P. Strange- ROCKY BATTLES ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION- JAY LENO ON THE TONIGHT SHOW: "SYLVESTER STALLONE is making Rocky VI, in which Rocky battles erectile dysfunction. Rocky's now the same age BURGESS MEREDITH was in the original movie." "There's a new bra that uses bubble wrap for padding. You know how much fun it is to pop that stuff. Ladies, if you think guys can't keep their hands off your boobs now ..." "Mayor RUDOLPH GIULIANI says he and his wife are splitting. He thanked PRESIDENT CLINTON for making cheating fashionable. We call him Mayor Gigoloni." "There's a report KATHIE LEE'S handbags are being produced by Chinese workers making three cents an hour. Kathie says, 'Hey, why are we paying them time-and-a-half?' And Kathie Lee's new CD debuted at 163 on the charts. At 164 it's officially a coaster. If you listen to it while looking at PAULA JONES nude in Penthouse, you can bleed from the eyes and ears simultaneously." "Los Alamos is the largest fire ever set by the federal government not involving JANET RENO. They're flying in MONICA LEWINSKY to try to blow it out." "PAULA JONES is going to appear nude in Penthouse. She wants to cover the area below her waist. Penthouse wants to cover the area above her neck. And hey, just because PRESIDENT CLINTON made a mistake, why do we have to pay? Both Paula and DARVA nude. Remember the good old days when men's magazines published pictures of women you'd like to see naked? You're advised to look at the pictures the way you'd look at a solar eclipse-through a pinhole. They'll run with a caution: 'Photos in this magazine may cause nausea and vomiting.' Guys, if you're thinking of ever turning gay, this might be a good year to do it." "A teacher in Kentucky was arrested for prostitution. At night the teacher's pet could pet the teacher." "VIAGRA is now available in Ireland, and the government will pay for it. Help for the wee people, aid for the little man." DAVID LETTERMAN ON THE LATE SHOW: "MISS UNIVERSE gets a night on the town with MAYOR GIULIANI. Giuliani's wife throws him out. Twenty minutes later, the police arrest him for being homeless. Mayor Giuliani's first act, now that he's single, was to go to Times Square and reopen all the strip clubs." "When PRESIDENT CLINTON started playing grab-ass with that heavyset woman down in Washington ..." Guest DAVID HYDE PIERCE said he'd discovered his dogs were lesbians: "I just want them to be happy." JON STEWART ON THE DAILY SHOW: Correspondent Tom Johnson to MAYOR GIULIANI after his meeting with the media: "Depress Conference: Can we have our lap dancers back now, you immoral hypocrite? Say goodnight, Gracie Mansion." Correspondent Nancy Walls on Porn Workers: "Carpal tunnel syndrome due to endless hours of self-gratification, dim lighting, overcrowding[clip of orgy scene] and annoying music. Those are the conditions facing porn workers." Nancy spoke to a union organizer. "If you were unionized, what would you earn for hovering over someone and relieving yourself?" The organizer replied, "It would be regular union scale, less union dues." ***** CRAIG KILBORN ON THE LATE LATE SHOW: "MARK CHMURA was suspended for having sex with a 17-year-old. But he still was named Player of the Week, because he didn't murder anyone." ***** CONAN O'BRIEN ON LATE NIGHT: Regarding breast augmentation surgery, BRITNEY SPEARS said, 'Personally, I could never do it.' That's why she had a skilled surgeon do it for her." Guest CAROLINE RHEA: "Being on your show is like sex, because even when it isn't going well, I 'm just glad I'm being paid."
From: mjgroup@hotmail.com -"Information reports, over 4,700 pages. I have seen one Ad that describes this program as being better than SEX.
(Seen in passing) - Toronto Transit Commission billboard at Yonge & College stop- Pantages Theatre ad for 'Rent' - "Anyone alive with a SEX drive?" (Does that mean with one foot in the grave?)
ArcaMax Celebrity Gossip - "SAYING NO TO 'DR. LAURA': Another corporate sponsor is putting some distance between itself and Laura Schlessinger. Proctor & Gamble decided earlier this week not to advertise on "Dr. Laura," the upcoming syndicated TV show starring the controversial talk show host. Now, United Airlines has instructed its media buyer to stop accepting ads for Schlessinger's radio show in its in-flight magazine. Schlessinger's condemnation of homosexuality has provoked gay activists to mount a campaign to get Paramount to shut down the TV show -- which is scheduled to air later this year. United said it was responding to a complaint by a passenger over the ad for Schlessinger's radio show in "Hemispheres," the airline's in-flight magazine. United spokeswoman Susana Leyva told Daily Variety the company acted as soon as the ad was brought to its attention, "because it doesn't reflect our corporate values." Leyva said, "United is not the kind of company that would like to do anything but communicate our complete and utter respect for our diverse workforce and for the people who are our customers." Paramount issued a statement Wednesday in response to Proctor & Gamble's decision, saying the "Dr. Laura" show is enjoying "strong upfront" advertising sales." (One would think these corporate sponsors would be looking out for the ground hostesses, who as far back as I can remember, were also airline hostesses moonlighting as ground hostesses in the hospitality business, not just actresses and models.)
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Entertainment Backwire - TV Guide - "hooker parts"(in a glamourized prostitution business called acting). Entertainment Weekly -Victoria's Secret model gets paid to walk around in undies. (I was always fully dressed for escort dinners). TV Guide - topless scene in Oscar winner movie 'American Beauty'. E! Online News - 'Dawson's' serious male gay smooch . Inside - Offensive 'Gladiator' film breast ad .
FIDGET PRESENTS: Liz Smith- May 18, 2000- By Liz Smith- "LONG LIVE THE MIRACLE BRA! THE WORLD'S super supermodel, Heidi Klum, arrived at JFK's Air France terminal prior to boarding the Concorde to Nice, surrounded by paparazzi, lights, cameras and action. She was one of 25 Victoria's Secret models who'll appear at the Miramax ``Cinema Against AIDS'' fund-raiser tonight in Cannes. Oh, listen, Heidi and chums -- Laetitia Casta, Karen Mulder, Daniela Pestova and Tyra Banks -- will be modeling lingerie." (Somewhat of an oxymoron, is it not?)
OnlineDiva@InYourMail.com - Making Viagra for Women a Modern Woman's Issue. (If men want women to enjoy sex more, then concentrate more on the romance, the emotional, intellectual and spiritual, or at least pay her well! I'm certainly not into this and I'm in my prime. It's a turnoff.)
Travel Backwire -"Pompeii Porn - Art Exhibit a Hit" - abc news/travel.
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Business & Investing Backwire - Forbes promoting sexy Victoria's Secret fashion show online.
sjMail.com's 'Daily Sexual Trivia *** To subscribe go to This is a FREE daily publication. Please feel free to forward this publication to your friends and acquaintances. To subscribe / unsubscribe / change address, go to: http://sjMail.com Earn Your Degree Online Earn your degree online from the University of Phoenix! Free brochure! Click Here! Today's Sexual Trivia: The expression "tenderloin district" came about because corrupt cops who took bribes from the prostitutes, pimps, and madams of the area could upgrade their diets. Female rodeo groupies called "Buckle Bunnies," are called that in such an affectionate manner because, the go to rodeos with the express intent of getting sex from one of the cowboys. The very controversial movie "Deep Throat," cost less than $50,000 to make and has earned more than $100 million, which has made it the most successful porn movie in history. Copyright (c) 2000, Online Ventures International, Inc."
CBC Newsworld Online - "WOMEN TOO TRUSTING WHEN IT COMES TO SEX, STUDY- According to a study released by the Sex Information and Education Council of Canada, 57 per cent of unmarried women only use condoms occasionally." Full Story. (Yet I've seen prostitutes get busted on cop shows for taking a condom out of their pocket. Not using one should be the offense, they have it all backward.)
(Email ad - Dating Affiliate) - "Many of us have fantasized about being our own employer.... the luxury of deciding our own hours, having control over how much money we earn and simply having more say over how we make our living. Thanks to the Internet, many of us over-anxious wanna-be entrepreneurs are living out the dream.." (This not only applies to the netpreneur issue!)
About.com Fraud or Hacks? -"I'm curious if anyone has attempted to use the yahoo personals to date? I have & it's 99.8% perverts attempting to cheat on their wives. You do have some sincere ads sprinkled in but not enough to warrant subjecting yourself to the BS. I find it all horribly depressing & it really says a lot about how men feel about marriage." (This is what I responded to.) More abuse on escorts - I replied to the posted message (in quotes above)under heading "Yahoo & Dating" on About.com's Dating Advice under Delphi Forum, saying that they set us up by promoting sex with escort business, and I get a reply that it was in "bad taste" to "advertise" my escort business without asking her first, and she has all kinds of sex headings under Dates! Things have really gone antisocial on us. Check out this bitch's website. I'm going hungry and trying to make a living. I would think this has more social concerns since I am older with disabilities. Poverty kills! (Is this another hack job? Now I can't reply because the reply and post buttons have been eliminated on the post message board! Somebody is fabricating evidence and doing an Orwell number by reversing the facts and not letting us respond! They are in for big fights and I won't stop till they get it right! This is now going on the canadaescort egroup message board. She has the nerve to write me back and say that it was "inappropriate" to expose the yahoo search corruption, when escort dating is definitely tied in to the topic I was responding to. I am prepared to fight these undercover movements until I'm eligible for my pension. I have nothing to lose. They already put me out of business, that's obvious. Nothing gets booked. And MY freedom of speech rights get violated on innocuous message boards and even my friends' guestbooks. This is extremely fascist. Can somebody please do your bloody jobs and get these psychos off me! Unrefined types make phoney dates or lurk around the mailbox. They should stay a million miles away from the better neighbourhoods and social classes and especially out of our non-blatant end of business!)
Wednesday, May 17, 2000 - HeadToToe@InYourMail.com - "Aging And Sexuality: It Never Ends! It is a common belief that sex and attractiveness are qualities that belong to the young and not the old. Many seniors also hold these attitudes... Fortunately feelings of guilt and embarrassment need not be obstacles for seniors who want to enjoy sex! If you are a senior with an interest in improving your sex life, read this article at: HealthandAge.com. What You Didnt Know About The Sexual Revolution When a revolution passes far enough into history that the revolutionaries start dying of old age and long histories begin to appear, its time for a look back at the epoch. Which means the moment has arrived to consider the sexual revolution. After all, Alex Comfort, the British physician whose book The New Joy of Sex: A Gourmet Guide to Lovemaking for the Nineties became an early 70s emblem of the avant-garde, passed away in March at age 80, almost as David Allyns ``Make Love, Not War: The Sexual Revolution, An Unfettered History came into print. . " (You bet there's a revolution!!)
Shagmail - Trashy Tabloids - "The two females who may have a wedding in the White House with the blessing of the first lady in hoping? Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Hecht were promised by Tipper Gore that if hubby Al Gore is elected a wedding will take place in the White House to sanction the same sex marriage. Wonder if Al knows about it and if he got a pulse over it. Just wonderinggggggggggggg Save the hate mail..it was a JOKE..." (Funny, I got Secret Service Harassment and Hollowood gets this, and if an escort is openly gay, she gets entrapment.)
Shagmail - "FILM & TV QUOTES - Wednesday, May 17th, 2000 - I was reading the latest US magazine and they have a little piece on Gina Philips. Gina Philips is on the show Ally McBeal and if you have seen the show or seen pictures, you know Gina is an attractive young lady. Anyway, in the article Gina says "In my house I am a total nudist, I love not having clothes on." You know, I've lived in Pennsylvania my whole life and I was thinking I should get out and see the world. My first stop, Los Angeles." (All you have to do is watch TV or go to the movies to get nudity, duh!)
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OnlineDiva@InYourMail.com - "Chat with DR. Ruth About Erectile Dysfunction -It seems that you cant turn on the TV or radio without hearing someone talking about erectile dysfunction (ED). But, according to one well-known advocate for good sex, no one is talking to women." (broken link - are kids on the internet more than viewing tv or listening to radio?)
MindCatterE-News - news@centerpointe.com - " Life's a bitch and then you die department... The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. And then you die. What's that? A bonus? I think the life-cycle is all backwards. You should die first and get it all over with. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch. You go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol and party. You get ready for high school. You go to grade school and become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a little baby & go back into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating... Then, you finish off as an orgasm. I like it." (And not letting activists operate in their chosen profession is a form of female castration. They even try to control our social lives.)
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Entertainment Backwire Online - Tuesday, May 16, 2000 - More dirt on Jack Nicholson's "Dough" with 3-some. (American actors have also been my worst dating experiences.)
Shagmail-Tarotscope ad-"*-* MTV's TOM GREEN - UNCUT, UNCENSORED, UNBELIEVABLE! *-* He's the hottest thing on TV and you won't believe the things he does in this outrageous video - GUARANTEED to make you laugh! But be aware - SOMETHING SMELLS FUNNY is not for everyone and will most definitely offend many! Our advice is to push PLAY and stand back! It's only $14.98. To order or for more information visit: pulsetv(Everything I do, including my thoughts, gets heavy censorship! There is no freedom of speech for campaigners. We get it on both ends. The far left, and the far right. Unhealthy extremism in our system and society today!)
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Entertainment Backwire - Monday, May 15, 2000 - Jack Nicholson refused to pay for group sex(which is not so different from what he's done on camera! Look at the abuse pros get. They get client abuse as a result of system abuse.)
Monday, May 15, 2000 - Shagmail-(redundant)Film&TV Quotes -"MEGA MOVIE QUOTE: "Sex is kinda like pizza. When it's bad, it's still pretty good."
Sunday, May 14, 2000 - Today's Horror Story - I get offered free escort ads, they surround me with porn ads, then when I ask them to clean up my page, I'm the one they take off, and they leave the porn and connect it to the escort business! Why does www.herbalcantera.com get killed off after the Buffalo entrapment scam on the hospitality hostess ad? The "World Wide Female Escort/Date" page gets done in. And this is not the first time these antics have happened! Escorts are trying to make a legitimate living here! What are these scams on people on the internet? We can't afford ads anymore, so why set us up? Why put us on welfare? I also have emotional needs, and needs for a social life. Some conversation, some nice dinners, some mutual benefit. Why are they going after the upper end? They will not hear the end of this! I am too discriminating to begin with and escort clients were the best social class! Why wipe out refined level? Get these jealous bastards out of my path! What kind of mafia is this on females? I have a right to be in business without these control games!
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OnLineDiva@InYourMail.comStrippers Protest in California(Heidi Fleiss girls got busted for stripping in a private Beverly Hills hotel room. I don't see the lewd public behaviour getting busted.)
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FIDGET LATE NIGHT SOUP- May 12, 2000- Compiled by J.P. Strange- DAVID LETTERMAN ON THE LATE SHOW: "PAULA JONES is posing nude for Penthouse to kick off her Senate campaign. Paula Jones in Penthouse. What is the opposite of Viagra?" MOTHER'S DAY CARDS: "Mom, please put on a bra. Cody and Cassidy" TOP 10 JOCKEY PET PEEVES: 10. Every time you undress, wife shouts, "Aaaand they're off!" JAY LENO ON THE TONIGHT SHOW: "PAULA JONES will be the first Penthouse Pet you can actually pass off as a real pet. Paula Jones nude. We should all sue her for sexual harassment. And DARVA CONGER says her Playboy nude spread is 'tasteful.' I guess that means the donkey is in soft focus. Darva and Paula-The Battle of the White Trash Gold Diggers." (Obviously, Paula hasn't read Gennifer Flowers' book Passion and Betrayal which exposes Clinton campaign P.I. controls with HER Penthouse spread!) "That computer LOVE BUG isn't the first time somebody has said 'I love you' and given me a virus. This virus is the scariest thing to happen to computers since that nude picture of DR. LAURA. "PLAYBOY claims to have proof that a woman had 134 orgasms in one hour. You know what the proof is? [Jay puffs up proudly.] You're lookin' at it." "Atlanta is hosting an impotency convention. Entertainment is by LIMP BISKIT. MICROSOFT is sponsoring the opening session, and then they'll close with UP WITH PEOPLE." "The guy who wrote Basic Instinct is writing a new movie for MONICA LEWINSKY. But in this one, when she uncrosses her legs, a canned ham falls out." "The New York Times says NEW YORK MAYOR GIULIANI is not wearing his wedding ring and has been seen around town with another woman. (They all cheat. Do as I say, and not as I do.) JON STEWART ON THE DAILY SHOW: "The Shower and the Glory: In Powers, Oregon, the high school valedictorian was stripped of her title for showering with five boys. She earned a new title." BILL MAHER ON POLITICALLY INCORRECT: "Prison is like the WHITE HOUSE. There's a lot of illicit sex, and everyone claims to be innocent." "GLADIATOR proves what I've said all along-mini-skirts look hot on men!" "A virus that tricks you by saying 'I love you.' Huh, it sounds like a man. Actually, the 'I Love You' virus started in West Africa in 1993 when a rhesus monkey had sex with a Powerbook. The most shocking aspect of the story? It turns out there are computers in the Philippines."
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