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Get Your Diploma NOW!

So I got a piece of junkmail today that was just priceless; I had to put it on my page. So here it is folks:

"UNIVERSITY DIPLOMAS

Obtain a prosperous future, money earning power, and the admiration of all. Diplomas from prestigious non-accredited universities based on your present knowledge and life experience. No required tests, classes, books, or interviews. Bachelors, masters, MBA, and doctorate (PhD) diplomas available in the field of your choice. No one is turned down. Confidentiality assured. CALL NOW to receive your diploma within days!!! Call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, including Sundays and holidays."

Umm, yeah . . . why would anyone ever question the validity of that diploma. Uh huh ("OK, wazzup, shutup" . . . Ahh!, see all that popular rap music is even getting to ME these days). It all sounds totally legit to me, that's for sure. And who wouldn't want to get their diploma in a matter of days?? Maybe they even put your name on it and everything!! Anyhow, there's not much else to say about the ad. I just thought it was too funny!

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