Petra-fied Eilat, March 29, 2001. Hi-ho frogs, Well, lots of bits and pieces before I get on to the main meat of the last week -- exploration of a city even *older* than Jerash. Firstly, I'm back in Israel, in Eilat, in the very south. Despite what you may or may not be hearing on the news, tanks are not rolling down the streets, wild-eyed Arabs with Semtex underwear are not keeping the Jewish populace barricaded in their homes and the sky is not going to fall down. Physically there is 400km of desert between me and where the, er, "incidents" happened, and metaphorically I have more chance of being bombed if I was in Cairns. So at the moment I'm completely safe and I will be considering my next move inside Israel very carefully. Put it this way: I could be back in England eating beef on a train. The press reports are interesting reading after having recently consumed "Manufacturing Consent" by Chomsky. The Israeli victims are humanised -- their names, ages and occupations are given and the scenes of bits and pieces of people everywhere are described in detail. By contrast, when the IDF (Israeli Defense Force) sends in attack helicopters and razes Palestinian targets with rockets, "... one Force 17 officer and a woman from Beituniya were killed in Ramallah, and scores, mainly Force 17 members, were wounded in the Gaza strikes". Did those "scores" include school children with names too? If you only read the Jerusalem Post, you'll never know. The second piece of news to note is that the Inaugural Robert Atkins Round World Odyssey turns one year old today! Yes, it was a whole year ago that I stepped through Australian passport control, waving a hanky at tearful parents and six hours later a whole year ago that I first planted a foot in the airport in Singappore and thought "Shit! I'm in another country!". So far it's been a hell of a lot of fun, and I wouldn't have missed seeing the world, for, well, the world. But there's a whole lot of it left, so from where I sit right now it looks to me like I won't be home for another 12 months. Egypt's pyramids, Greece's isles, Italy's monuments, Belgium's beers, Scandanavia's blondes still beckon. And I've got another two year itinerary brewing in the back of my mind too (I haven't touched South America or Africa yet, and there's still heaps of Asia to see...). Let's just hope the money lasts... But swiftly reversing from the far future back to the near past and Petra last week. I got out of Amman as soon as I possibly could as the hotel was really a bit crappy (squat toilets I can cope with if they're clean and they flush properly but otherwise...). I took a minibus down to Petra, which took about an hour and a half longer than I thought it should; there had been some severe weather (huge thunderstorms in Amman and sandstorms on the Desert Highway) which meant we had to take the long way via the Dead Sea. I suppose I should count myself lucky; the angry looking Japanese guy who got on last had tried to go via the Desert Highway but the police turned them back -- he'd been on the road since 6:00am and gotten nowhere. The cigrarette smoke managed to completely strip the lining out of my nose and throat over the course of the 4.5 hour ride, which I'm only just getting over, but them's the breaks. The bus dropped us off in Wadi Musa (closest town to the Petra ruins) to the typical scrum of eager hotel owners, but I had a reccomendation from the Faisal in Jerusalem which fortunately turned out to be a winner. Check the Valentine Inn out if you're ever in the area. Clean. Hot water. "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" on video. Everything you need. I was sharing a room with a German motorcyclist named Bernd who gave me a lift down to the site on the back of his bike; this was fortunate as I didn't get up until well after the freebie bus had left. He was a keen photographer too, so that first day we walked around the place together chatting and snapping. His English was very good, if unpractised, and I make a policy of never laughing at anyone's English unless I can speak their native language (ie, I don't laugh at anyone's English). But I couldn't help myself when later that night he described Petra on the whole as being "very picturescue" :-). When you get to the site you pay your 25JD (at today's rate AU$71.45) for a two-day ticket (two days? You're kidding me, right? Nobody could spend two days at a tourist attraction in the middle of the Jordanian desert, could they? Oh yes they bloodywell could!) and walk through the gates, past the "donkey terminal" to the entrance to "the Siq". A siq is like a canyon but whereas a canyon is carved out by water, a siq is formed when tectonics simply split a rock apart. So you start walking down the siq. And keep walking. And keep walking. The scenery is already stunning and there is the odd obelisk or niche carved out in the rocks and you can see the channels and pipes the Nabataeans used to route water around (Bernd is a plumber by trade and was impressed :-). And you keep walking. This siq, forming the entrance hall to the ancient city of Petra, is over 1.2km long! And then, just as you're getting siq of it (*ow*, Hey! it wasn't that bad!)... You see the treasury. You've all seen the Treasury too, it's the temple carved out of a solid stone cliff that you see near the end of Indianna Jones and the Last Crusade. Awesome. Spectacular. Huge. Old! And that is just one of literally hundreds of buildings, tombs, houses and monuments carved out of solid red rock by an ancient race of Arabs, the Nabataeans, about 2500 years ago. After the Nabataeans, the Romans came through, conquered and carved out a couple more tombs and cathedrals and the whole shebang was a going concern until about 500 AD. The city lies on a pretty important trade route and that explains its prosperity and grandeur. But enough of the history lesson... it was just spectacular. And HUGE! The second day, we went in through a different entrance (a big 80m tunnel carved out by the Nabataeans to divert flood water which would otherwise flow down the siq) and came down near the back of the site and just everywhere you looked there were holes carved in the rock. They haven't nearly finished excavating it all either. Interestingly enough some Bedouin families still live there in the caves and as well as herding their goats sell trinkets and out-of-date Kodak film to the tourists. Highlights were the "Cathedral", which was probably originally a tomb but converted by the Romans and used as such. It is a huge room with 10m sheer walls of coloured red stone. When we were in there, there was also a group of French pilgrims (?) who all of a sudden started singing a hymn. The accoustics were wonderful. There is a solid-stone ampitheatre which is quite eroded (cut directly out of a sandstone mountain rather than built with marble). There are also the ruins of another church whose floor is covered in mosaic tiles. They're really beatiful and I got lots of photos I haven't had developed yet. The Monastery, a good half hour walk/climb on the far side of the site, is the biggest monument, something like 50m tall. Again, the facade carved out of solid rock. I saw this late the second afternoon and then had to run over to the other side to get up to the "High Place of Sacrifice" before the gates closed at six. I hired a camel to get me across to where the ascent started (hilarious animals, camels) and just managed it up the 400-odd steps by 6:00pm (it was quite a rough climb). From the top I let out a "coo-eee" to try the echoes, and I was surprised to get one back! So this to-and-fro'd for a while, and then I hear "Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!". It was Bevan (the intrepid cyclist from Adelaide) and James who I'd met at the hotel and been exploring the site with earlier that day (we'd split up to see different things at the end of the day). They were at the peak too, just out of my sight. So we all walked down the other side of the mountain in the dark. Been doing a lot of that recently. The next day I had to get up stupidly early to catch the bus down to Wadi Rum, Lawrence of Arabia territory (I must read the book soon). Not so much smoke this time, fortunately. When I got to the town of Rum, I met a French couple and a Japanese guy so we all banded together to share the cost of a jeep safari for the day and a night in a Bedouin tent. The "jeep" turned out to be a Land Cruiser ute with a couple of bench seats welded to the tray, much to the French couple's surprise. "What were you expecting?" asked Ali, our gide and driver :-). So off we set into the desert. Again, the scenery was spectacular. The first place we stopped was a huge red sand dune which we climbed. And being the intelligent, mature adult that I am, I had to roll down it :-). I got sand in absolutely everything but it had to be done. Next we saw "Lawrence's house" of which not much was left, but apparently it's where TE Lawrence hung out. More driving around the desert through more spectacular scenery (vast plains of sand peppered with huge sheer-sided "Jebels" or mountains, of rock) led us to "the Bridge"; a natural rock bridge over a gorge in one of the jebels. We'd been given the option earlier, but now the consensus was to take it: we had to climb to the bridge. So Ali shucks off his sandals and is up there like a rat up a drainpipe and we charge after him. It was quite hard going in places, I'm proud of myself for making it (and then getting back down in one piece). At many points Ali would climb up first and then offer us a hand. The first time he did this he almost pulled my arm out of my socket! "You're strong!", I said. "Drink camel's milk!", he beamed back, thumping at his chest. When we finally got up to the top (all of us puffing and panting, Ali having not broken a sweat) it was incredibly windy, precarious and a long way down. Nonetheless we ventured out onto the middle of the bridge for Ali to take photos (ouch, must explain the camera more carefully to my next Bedouin gide -- you don't need to force the focusing ring against the motor when it's in autofocus mode). We went a different way down which was equally precarious and had us scrambling down cracks between the rocks like upturned crabs. Exhilarating. Got to try abseiling next, I think. Mum, can you look up my insurance policy to see if it covers abseiling? We drove around a bit more, had some lunch, then charged off again to the shadow of one of Ali's favourite jebels where he built a fire and put on a pot of "Bedouin Whiskey" (otherwise known as tea). This being done, he told us he'd be back in a second. Yeah yeah, that's fine. We didn't realise he was taking off in the Landcruiser until he'd started the engine. Oh well, this is the point where the Bedouin gide disappears into the desert, leaves the tourists for dead, flogs their posessions and retires a rich man. But no, in about fifteen minutes he was back. He'd gone to see his girlfriend! This was truly hilarious... she had scribbled in charcoal on the rock that her parents were away so it was ok for him to come and visit! Ah, young love finds the same obstacles wherever it flourishes, eh? :-). The rest of the afternoon was spent hooning around the dunes, watching the scenery go past, stopping at various places and more tea-drinking. We watched the sun set and then drove into the Bedouin camp that would be our sleeping place for the night. On sitting down we were all offered a small amount of "coffee" from a silver pot on the fire. Whatever it was, it sure wasn't coffee. Some sort of cardamon- based drink, and it was only when I tried to stand up 10 minutes later that I realised just how much it made my head spin. There was a good reason it came in thimble-sized cups. After that some tea, tea and more tea. Well, actually it was more like sugar with tea rather than tea with sugar. Which explains why each of us visitors had more teeth than all the occupants of the tent put together. And what do you do in the middle of the desert when you haven't even got a radio? You make your own music, that's what. A crinkly old woman popped through into our end of the tent (there are seperate mens and womens sections, apparently) and started strangling an innocent violin- like instrument. Fortunately she was joking and handed it over to one of the blokes who could actually play. The woman later on got out a flute- like arrangement (looked like a bit of metal pipe with some holes drilled in it to me) and blasted out a tune on that so it wasn't all lost. I think dinner arrived next; and when I say arrived, I mean literally. Ali came from town with a big pot of rice and chicken in the Land Cruiser... a bit sus, but maybe just as well. Western stomachs may not stand up to honest, hearty Bedouin cooking. Or at least Bedouin standards of washing up. After that I just went outside and lay on my back and watched the stars shooting and listened to the dogs howling. There are just so many more stars out there than you realise. Bedtime was fairly early, but that fits as we were up with the sun as well, in time to get down to Aquaba (via a shifty taxi driver who only just left me with enough money for the Jordanian exit tax) by about 8:00am. And back to civilisation and a shower in Eilat. Sorely needed, as you can imagine. So there you are. I've watched shooting starts from the middle of the Arabian desert and slept in a goat-hair tent. How's work treating everyone? Cheers, Robert.