I agree totally that guys are way smarter than women, but, and there's a huge qualifier on that BUT, women remember the dumbest, most trivial, indefensible bits of quondamly important data, and toss it like fresh squeezed spunk from a jailed pedophile at the face of his accuser! - The Cunnilinguist
I'm busier than Madonna licking a cum-flavoured ice-cream cone - The Poison Pen
(variation on the above) I'm busier than Bill Clinton in the gym locker room of a bunch of sweaty 14 year old girls - The Poison Pen
One of the nastiest things in the guys bathroom, is the foot long pubic hair stuck to the rim of the urinal! What the hell is that all about anyway. Guys, as women, need to groom. Can you really expect a woman to wake you up with a hummer if she feels like she's sucking on a chia pet? - The Cunnilinguist
Uncomfortable is when you decide you don't like her and want to leave her a surprise but she catches you ejaculating into her morning coffee. - The Poison Pen
(variation on the above) Uncomfortable is when you decide you don't like her and want to leave a surprise in her coffee but she catches you adding the cream by givin' it a tug into her steamin' cup of Java! - The Cunnilinguist