Donk with Weapon
Donk succeeded the husband and wife fool team of Daft Anne and Currie in the Court of Scotland.
Donk as Writer
Donk is a bizarre man. Methinks one must be to be a professional Fool, but somehow my jester is more than is required.
From the writings of the Queen's Fool, Donk the Royal Jester...
March 28, 1531
Began working on a new idea called Skolf. Needed: Golf clubs, golf balls and an arcubus. Combines Queen Maggie's horrid swing and Boomer's good marksmenship. Fooooorty gauge.
Adding more spikes to my Scottish warhammer. Should scare even Captain Sir Scott Gordon when on the Green and I pull it from the golf bag.
May want to suggest to Queen Maggie that golf should be played on its own courts or fields so she does not constantly dig trenches through the streets of neighboring towns. Was fun playing through that abbey in Dundee, though.
Need to get Mad Dog the piper outside the Duke of Somerset, Edward Seymour's cabin tonight, maybe on a rope off the side of the ship. Wonder if I can teach him a tune I heard in Cairo.
Donk
Donk as Thinker
I know not what Donk contemplates in this portrait. I shudder to think...
Return, with haste, to the Bower.
