Welcome to my madness! To read the
lyrics to the theme song, click here!
Mystery Science Cure Theater: 3000 is based on the idea that The Cure have stopped touring, forever. Oh, calamity! But two devoted (utterly insane) fans (nutbars) have decided that they must go on! To this end, Antagony and Fangrrl kidnap the band, and put them in the Satellite of Love, hoping to coerce them into resuming their recording and touring. They do this by subjecting the band to bad fanfiction, inane posts on various message boards, even slash fiction.
More MiSTings than you can shake a stick at! Though if you go around shaking sticks at MiSTings, I have to worry for you.
Read it, won't you? Thank you.
Links to all kinds of stuff. New ones added frequently!
A place for stuff that doesn't really go anywhere else. Not done yet.
Read it. Heed it. It could save your life (and me a nasty headache).
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I am always on the lookout for new material. If you've MiSTed something, or have something you would like to see me MiST, send it to:
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except where otherwise noted, all songs are by the cure, (c)1979-2000, bif naked (c) 2000, and all stories are by raven (c)1999-2000 and tangerine (c) 1998-2000.