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Q:How many Shaqs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:ONE! The big da da is so big he can change it himself...PLUS he SHOULD be able to score about 70 points per game but can't do that because of his lack of talent...ALTHOUGH all the nba analysts agree that is is "talented"!

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Q:Why did the Shaq cross the road?
A:Because he was traveling..much like he does constantly during most of his NBA games!

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Q:What position in life is more respectable than Shaq's current "Center for the Lakers" position?
A:As "KAZAM! the Rapping Genie!"

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Q:What position in life would be more respectable than as "KAZAM!: the rapping Genie!"?
A:As "STEEL!: the Metal Superhero!"

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Q:Although he's over seven feet tall and 300 pounds, what must shaq learn in order to "defend himself"?
A:"SHAQ FU!", also the coolest videogame in the world!!!

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Q:What was so funny about Shaq's free internet commercial in which the baby was smarter than he was?
A:Real life is much more humorous than fantasy!

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Send me YOUR Shaq Jokes!!!
JasonWilliams@forpresident.com