It's the age old question: Who is a better balluh, Jason Williams or Shaquille O'Neil? The answer is undoubtedly Jason F'en Williams. Let's take a look at the following stats:

Scoring:
Shaq = about 29.7 ppg
Jason = about 12.3 ppg

Assists:
Shaq = 3.8 apg
Jason = about 7.3 apg

Height/Weight:
Shaq = 7'1"/315lbs
Jason = 6'1"/190lbs

I think that you see my point. Shaq was "blessed" with a gigantic body. Who couldn't make that many points per game if the goal is like an inch above your head???

Besides, everyone knows that the flair that is Jason F'en Williams is the best thing this side of the NBA. I'd like to see "Shaq" try the "elbow pass". Thank you for your time.