This here is my bro Wiramu Meke. He's even bigger in real life! Everybody knows not to muck with my bro cos he'll pop! I like to ride on my bike and get smart to pakeha cos they dont know know that he is just around the corner and when they see Willy-G comin along lookin hard then they do kaka in their undies and they run!!
This is my girlfrend Rangi! She thinks computers are stupid and she thinks my web sote is tupid too and she didn't want me to put her on it, but i said this could be the start of her modelling career. All the guys are jealous cos she can spit further than all of them.
This is my mate Hone. He likes Michael Jackson hair and he's gonna drive a big holden one day when he sells enuff tinnies eh!
This here is "Sir Billy T James" my hero and the raddest, coolest, funniest maori who ever lived! (he's dead now.) Click on his picture if ya wanna learn more about him. Click da fuckin pic or I'll get Willy-G on to you!
This is Moana, the prettiest Maori you will ever see. I think it's safe for me to put her on here cos Rangi thinks html is dumb and she wont look. But even tho i luv Rangi lots this is the girl i fink of when i am alone!
Manu! He's the funniest maori i know who is still alive! His whole family is funny. They adopted this little China-man for a experiment. They think that you can be a Maori no matter where you are born so they've been training this little China-man in the art of Maoriness. I know. He's a dumb egg! But he is a funny!!! This is Manu teaching his China-Bro some Maori sign language.
Here is my Ma. We call her Ma but when she's pissed off we dont call her anything! We just run eh bro! She looks all smily and shit but bro can she get pissed off easy or what! I like her cakes but she only cooks after dads been up norf for the weekend.
This is my bro Winston. He's real smart he knows how too get heaps of free stuff from his work. He says you have to work really hard to get a cruisy job like him. My stylee html skills let you click on his ugly face and then you can see his work that he doesn't really do. He's a politician and he says he works in a bee hive and i am allergic so i don't wanna know about his job much. But if i ever vote it'll bee for him!
This is Tane. He's a dumb egg! I just put this on here to show that there is some real dickhead Maori guys. We aren't all cool as.
This is Beat Master D! He's a badass drummer and hip-hopper! He plays drums while bust the mean ass rimes! I like his songs he sings about maori pussy and he goes "wassup bi-arch!" He does stoopid technos too if you wanna here them you should click his photo if you wanna hair some of his songs!
This is my old man. He's old! I dont wanna say anything about him cos he'll gimmee a smack in da hed! But he likes to hang out at the shopping centre and play cards outside the T.A.B. with his boys!
Anaru doesn't always look like this eh bro. He's got a job at the museum doind shows for pakeha and tourists! Some of the dumb eggs actually fink that all Maoris and pakeha kiwis are looking like this. those tattoos are called moko. only some Maori have moko eh. But Maori these days i reckon are getting to be wimps and no-one wants to get that done. I just reckon Maoris are pretty now so they show off there good looks!
This is another favourite famous Maori! He's the front man for the herbs and he's a style king (check out the hair). The herbs are way better at reggae than UB40. and they've got a choicer name eh. Click on willy there to see more cool hair cuts like his.
This is my coussie bro Chuck. He was pretty high when this was taken. He skateboards always and he pisses all over the pakeha skaties eh! I can skate too! I can do an ollie and a c-slide! But Chucky is the kick assinest on the skate bro.
We just call this guy Fatty cos he ate all the pies! He used to work at McDonalds and one day he ate one of every McDs booger that there is! And he got fired for puking everywhere. Now he's loaded cos he went to Amerikaa and done the same thing and then he sued McDonalds for millions cos their kai made him sick! Fuckin' on to it eh bro!
Diss is my littlest cousie bro and my coolest uncle. He taught me how to roll siggies and open beer bottles with a liter!
