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to Mad Cows Animorphs!
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Little pink bunnies who yell "I KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN!!!", or flying neon
polka dotted purple and blue monkeys you need a note from someone who dressed
up like a doctor for Halloween last year to continue. This page may cause
stomach cramps, milk squirting out of your nose, laugh lines around the
eyes, or dreams of Mad Cows chasing you around a pasture. If your mommy's
daddy's sisters second cousin's daughters goldfishes mothers owners boyfriend
ex-girlfriend's 12 cousin suffered from the rare tropical disease Faafl3ffgins
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of 1,536.43 little wooden Grey Indian elephants. Or not.
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What are people saying about the Mad Cow's Animorphs? See for yourself:
"This is nuts," Cassie, Book 32
"It's bizarre. It's wierd. It's wacko, creepy, horrific, incredable,
absurd, and totally, totally, I mean totally insane. But also kind
of cool," Marco, Book 32
"Are you on drugs?" Rachel's dad, Book 32
"I was crazy. And this was my padded cell," Jake, Book 41
"Total freak show," Rachel, Book 42
"It made me sick," Tobias, Book 3
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