| Week of June 15, 2003 | "I wish KT was home." |
| Week of June 22, 2003 | "Kristen Dennis is a liar, she lies about everything." |
| Week of June 29, 2003 | "How do you know what happens in your house?" |
| Week of July 6, 2003 | "Not all Mexicans are minorities." |
| "I don't know why she won't admit that she hooked up with me but she did." | |
| "The kids at camp love me, Stumpy is everyone's favorite counselor." | |
| "I'm sorry I'm not rich and I don't go on vacations to the Pocono Mountains." | |
| "Who needs a job, as soon as I turn 18 it's over, I'm out, I'm renting my own place." | |
