Issue # 41
February 11, 2001
A Stunning Realization
By Rich Wilhelm

I have been thinking about this week's column since Friday night. However, it's now Sunday night and I just finished watching the "rock star" edition of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. While watching this, I came to the stunning realization that Gene Simmons of KISS is beginning to look like Johnny Cash. This fact has so thoroughly scrambled my brain that I think what I really need to do right now is just go lie down for awhile. So, I'll see you again here soon, OK?

And to think I had just gotten over the Super Bowl halftime show...

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