E!ONLINE - BACKWIRE ENTERTAINMENT - RAPPING WITH BEN AT MORTY'S Ben Stein (the guy with all that money) asks, Why are women always so grumpy in L.A.? Plus, the obsession with political correctness. (click for story)(Ben, you know that women are pissed because they can't make a buck and you have all that money!) 'GRUESOME GAG' COSTS HOWARD STERN Why would anyone want to play with the ashes of a deceased 'Space Lesbian?' Just ask the shock jock himself. (click).[This page to be continued on 'MAKE MY DAY!'(click here!)]
National Post - Friday, April 14, 2000 - Front page headline (replayed!) - 650 Charges in Canadian Sex Slave Trade - After Year-Long Probe Police 'Still Not in Control' (is that why they're controlling me?) - CIA Report says Canada is a hub for the Sexual Exploitation of Foreign Women (Wrong! The mainstream Entertainment business really is the hub, and is this why they have eliminated the World Class Escort market, which was a more cosmopolitan&glamorous business to be in than the Entertainment business? Is this also why the CIA did mind experiments on me, then used me as a cover for years, then wiped me out? The only thing they accomplished by countering this movement is deterioriate society.U.N.Treaty(click). Page B13 - Howard Stern settles out of court after playing with dead woman's remains (the mainstream is borderline psychotic. The masses will buy anything).
ArcaMax WeirdNews -"Howard Stern reportedly has agreed to pay an undisclosed sum of money to the brother and sister of a woman whose ashes the shock-jock used in an attempt to get laughs on his radio show. Melissa Roach Driscoll and Jeff Roach sued Stern for $8 million, claiming he caused them emotional distress when he played with the ashes of their sister, Deborah Roach, who died of a heroin overdose in 1995. The exotic dancer had been a regular on the Stern show under her showbiz name Deborah Tay. When her boyfriend brought her cremains to Stern's show for an on-air memorial, the King of All Media decided it'd be funny to try to "glue her together" and turned the memorial into a comedy bit. The New York Daily News says Stern's lawyers were offering $30,000 to settle the case, while Roach's family members were ready to settle for $60,000."
ArcaMax Celebrity Gossip (same article as above) - Copyright 2000 by United Press International."
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Shagmail - Film&TV Quotes-"Film Quote 1: "This is a family zoo, not The Playboy Mansion, you pervert!" - Vince McCain (Kevin Kline), FIERCE CREATURES.."
Shagmail -FIDGET LATE NIGHT SOUP - April 14, 2000 - By J.P. Strange - JAY LENO ON THE TONIGHT SHOW: "Millionaire Bride DARVA CONGER is considering posing nude in Playboy for $100,000. She's trying to get her private life back by showing everybody her privates. She won't be completely nude. She'll be wearing her moneybelt." "They've named a street in Chicago after HUGH HEFNER. I thought they already had one-Wacker Drive." "Hollywood Madame Baby Doll Gibson was convicted because of the credit card receipts. What kind of guy pays for a hooker with a credit card? If he's over his limit, all he gets is a firm handshake." "It turns out the QUEEN OF ENGLAND likes to go on the internet, but she likes to be anonymous. The Queen turns out to be a closet Queen." "Remember how much trouble BILL CLINTON and MONICA got into when they found a new home for a Cuban? The tabloids claim Monica is dating Kermit, because she told a friend she had a frog in her throat. Although she's been fired by Jenny Craig, Monica should have no trouble getting a desk job." "Now high school teachers will not only have sex with you, they'll give you the answers to tests." "A street poll asked women what they'd do if they had a male organ. On Hollywood Boulevard, half of them already did." "Did you hear about those two strangers who were arrested for having sex in first class on American Airlines? Coach just got wet naps and an issue of Jugs. You know who I feel sorry for-the guy in the middle seat." "It makes sense for LEONARDO DICAPRIO to interview Bill Clinton. Leo hit an iceberg. Bill married an iceberg. Leo's parents were hippies. Bill's girlfriends are too hippy. Leo dates supermodels. Bill dates supertankers. Leo has cool sideburns. Bill has rug burns. Leo's a heartthrob. On Bill you don't want to know what's throbbing. Leo's a great actor. Bill: 'I did not have sex with that woman.' Leo went down on the Titanic. The Titanic went down on Bill." Guest ROBIN WILLIAMS: "They've renamed Viagra-Ramitall. People have died on Viagra, and they can't close the coffin. And Australia is Darwin's waiting room. Have you seen a duck-billed platypus? Looks like God was saying, 'Hmm, what parts do I have left?'" Robin's at www.audible.com, as opposed to Sylvester Stallone, who's at www.inaudible.com. In a new products segment, Jay introduced a garden-tool storage device, the "Johnny Pimp Hoe Holder." DAVID LETTERMAN ON THE LATE SHOW: "Oh, and HILLARY CLINTON announced this morning that she's part Cuban, while Bill Clinton had sex last night on a Castro convertible." "Hollywood pretty boy LEONARDO DICAPRIO will be the first dumb blond in the Oval Office the President hasn't hit on." "As soon as it started to snow in New York, MAYOR GIULIANI told the police to shoot it. At least the hookers in Times Square got a snow day." JON STEWART ON THE DAILY SHOW: "News for Penises: Uprima is the new potency drug which may outdo Viagra. A Golden Girls reunion has already been launched to handle all the jokes. In Britain the Minister of Wood voted to recommend the drug. Those who experience the side-effect of feeling faint should lie down, preferably on something with a vagina." CRAIG KILBORN ON THE LATE LATE SHOW: "HUGH HEFNER turned 74 today. His girlfriend is mad at him, because, during lovemaking, he called out the wrong month. They just named a street after him, though, in Chicago. He showed up for the ceremony with his twin girlfriends, Gold and Digger." BILL MAHER ON POLITICALLY INCORRECT: "Viagra now has competition from Uprima, a new impotence drug which takes only fifteen minutes to take effect-so it really is 'the quicker picker-upper.'" "MONICA LEWINSKY has lost her contract with Jenny Craig because she can't keep the weight off. In fact, her lesbian neighbor heard her moaning when she was eating Sara Lee."
Shagmail-"ACTORS IN POLITICS: When Detour magazine negotiated with Sean Penn to have the actor appear in the pages of its May issue, the actor reportedly had two main conditions. One was that the photo shoot last no more than 30 minutes, with no make-up or hair stylist involved. The other was that the magazine agree that one of the inside photos would show Penn wearing an Al Gore for President button. By PAT NASON, United Press International". (Q.:Why does Chris Penn run through a red light on a date? A.:Because his brother Sean might be coming through the other side! True Story!)
Online Diva@netezines.com -"Liquid Miracle Bra Sells Out - Victorias Secret Sells Out of New Natural Liquid Miracle Bras National Waiting List for Liquid Bras Already in Hundreds. The Natural Liquid Miracle Bra, introduced by leading lingerie retailer Victorias Secret earlier this month, has sold out completely in the New York metropolitan area as well as several other cities across the country. Stores began a waiting list for the bras on Sunday, March 26th, and there are already several hundred customers who have signed on to purchase the Natural as soon as the next shipments arrive; in the New York area alone, the waiting list has reached upwards of 1,000 people."
FIDGET PRESENTS: Liz Smith - April 14, 2000 - By Liz Smith -"... HOLLYWOOD PAPARAZZI intend to be out in force Saturday night when a trimmer, brunette-again Elizabeth Taylor makes her official re-emergence on the L.A. scene at the GLAAD Awards handed out by the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation. The violet-eyed phoenix rises anew!"
Thursday, April 13, 2000 - National Post - front page headline&story - "Anti-Americanism stops in the shops, survey finds" (yet I haven't made one red cent off my American affiliates yet!)
Shagmail - Film&TV Quotes -"Clue 1: The director of this movie once starred in a movie about a talking penis.. Clue 1: The actor who said this line has played everything from a cross dresser to an alien.."
Big coverup! Bank puts through phoney charges on my hostess business account which is non-active (due to no business), which caused a debit so they could attempt to close my account and so that there would be no evidence that I am still trying to be in business! A call to the bank results in another call from the harassing private investigator (and virtually only inquiry from the international market after almost 20 years of experience!) in Ottawa (1-613-769-6197) after I threaten to turn them in to the Feds for fraud!! This really insults my intelligence.
T I P W O R L D T R A V E L A D V I S O R April 12th, 2000 - "TODAY'S TIP: NEW ORLEANS--CRIME DOWN, NUDITY UP - The big headline from Mardi Gras this year was the police crackdown on nudity and the doubling of such arrests from the year before. But the real story is the decline of crime rates in New Orleans. It's actually a testament to the city that it has a breast-baring problem--tourists are comfortable enough now not just to visit, but also to engage in some unusual spontaneous displays. By Tom Hinds Copyright(C) 2000 Topica, Inc. TipWorld is a registered trademark of Topica, Inc"
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National Post - Wednesday, April 12, 2000 - page A9 - headline - '..I would have sex with him'..Former juror Guess details affair with defendant Peter Gill - Vancouver. Page A10 - Court ruling gives undercover police right to sexually assault prostitutes, disappointed group(politically correct)..Stepping Stone..claims - Nova Scotia. Same page - headline - "Bring on The Strip Club, Windsor Residents Say...because it will have a more socially acceptable clientele than the bar it replaces...neighbours of a west Windsor bar have helped its owner obtain a licence to stage adult entertainment...Staff Sergeant Dave Rossell...'the complaints that have been told to us are from urination to sexual activity, to being loud, belligerent, breaking bottles.." (and he thinks this is going to change? Since when do lewd stage acts attract a 'more socially acceptable clientele'? is this another hoax?) Page B4 - headline - A standing ovation for butt implants. (Who's standing up? My fists are up!)
ArcaMax Weird News - "TODAY'S SIGN THE WORLD IS ENDING...
AND FINALLY, TODAY'S UPLIFTING STORY - A Chicago City Council committee has reversed a decision
by another panel and repealed the naming of a strip of street
off the Magnificent Mile "Hugh Hefner Way" in honor of the
infamousPlayboy magazine creator.
The plan to put up an honorary street sign marking "Hugh
Hefner Way" had run into opposition from women on Chicago's City
Council and from a women's group. The aldermen rightly called
Hefner "one of the world's biggest pornographers" -- although
Playboy isn't nearly as graphic as publications such as Penthouse
and Hustler.
The full City Council is expected to act on the recommendation
Wednesday. Hefner told the Chicago Sun-Times he was surprised by
the initial reaction to the proposed honor. "This reminds of the
way things were 30 years ago," he said. "People were fighting me
then for all the wrong reasons. ...This makes me feel right at home.
That, plus the snow in April."
The committee was urged by attorney Michelle Dempsey -- who serves
on Gov. George Ryan's Commission on the Status of Women in Illinois,
not to "allow this high-class pimp the biggest pornographer in our
country to have his own street in Chicago." Her excellent advice was
heard." Copyright 2000 by United Press International.
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Fidget Presents Liz Smith - "BIG NEWS for [ex-porn actress]Traci Lords, who has come up the hard way in show biz and succeeded more than anybody might have expected. She has appeared in about a dozen feature films and has guest-starred on many TV series, including a stint as a regular on NBC's ``Profiler.'' Now Traci has been cast as the female lead in the hit series ``First Wave,'' hugely popular on the Sci Fi Channel. This is ``First Wave's'' second season, and Traci will do her alien-fighting stuff opposite the show's sexy male star, Sebastian Spence. Lords plays an alluring militia leader, Jordan Radcliffe. ``I am all things to all men,'' Traci told me, calling from the set. ``I get to be a good girl, trying to save the world, but she's also ... a chick with a mouth on her. She's not the typical unredeemable bad girl I usually play, which is refreshing.'' Traci also has a feature on the way, a romantic comedy, Stephen Burroughs' ``Chump Change.'' She says, ``It is the best thing I've done in this genre. I love it!'' On the personal side? ``I'm single again and thrilled about it ... you know that song, `I Love the Nightlife'. That's my mantra now!'' GOOD ADVICE: Don't miss the chance to see Tina Turner in her current tour -- the last of this size, she swears. What a volcanic force of nature is our Tina. Turner is sex personified and female empowerment with a vengeance..."
OnlineDiva@netezines.com -"Special Sex Information Issue: -Your Kids and Sex - -Does Shopping Beat Sex? -Sex on LifeTime - The Speed of Sex - Psychologist Marsha Levy-Warren said she is seeing more and more preteens who are going on junior versions of dates in fifth grade, at 10 or 11 years old. By seventh grade, they have graduated to sex. Shopping Beats Sex, Women Say - Women would rather shop til they drop than spend a weekend with a fabulous lover, according to a recent survey by a suburban Chicago marketing firm. Some 500 women were asked to choose their favorite fantasy and a blank check to shop at a favorite store came out on top. No Joy in ‘Sex - WHILE I have had sex, and I have been to Paris, I have never been trained by a madam -- and neither has anyone I know. So I invited all my favorite yentas (my mother; my daughter; her friend Sami, and Lillian, my mothers best friend) to watch "Sex & Mrs. X" starring Jacqueline Bisset and Linda Hamilton..."
LIFEMINDERS FOR 4/11/2000 - In the Spotlight - What's Your Sexual Personality? What's your favorite male body part? Chest, legs, butt, arms? What you like about a man says a lot about your personal style. Take this body-part quiz, and discover your sexual personality.
National Post - Tuesday, April 11, 2000 - Page A10 - headline - Prostitute's Rights Not Violated, Court says - Halifax - "Officer put hand down pants of 17-year-old...'The legislation is not designed to make it easier for lawbreakers to circumvent legitimate undercover police operations,' Justice David Chipman wrote on behalf of the 3 judges who heard the appeal last month...The court...ruled Sgt. Moser did not sexually assault the girl. - The Daily News." Page A21 - Andrew's Lingerie ad - lejaby invites you to our bra fitting event (model in bra & panties), Hazelton Lanes (upscale neighbourhood) Toronto. (Arts & Life section missing from my complimentary paper today. Cannot afford to buy a daily paper on social assistance).
CBC - Newsworld Online - FUGITIVE PORN STAR A NO-SHOW AT INSIDER TRADING TRIAL - A Canadian ex-porn star remained holed up in Vancouver Monday, refusing to show up in New York to face trial on insider trading charges. FULL STORY:newsclip.
Findlaw (click/refer: userfriendly@canada.com)News - I’ll know it when I see- hit rewind again! Jury Seated in Obscene-Video Trial, Omaha World-Herald - Ever watch an adult video? Shop in an adult video store? Visit a Council Bluffs sex novelty shop? Those were the questions asked of 23 potential jurors during jury selection Tuesday in the criminal case involving the owner of Dr. John's, an Omaha adult video and novelty store. "If we get a juror on there that is predisposed (against the videos) . . . if we can't identify those people and get them off the jury, we don't have a chance to begin with," said attorney Tom Petersen, who represents Haltom. As Petersen put it, jurors will have to view "three-and-a-half hours of nonstop video action." newsclip.
Fidget Presents Liz Smith -"SOME TIME BACK, we mentioned talk of Ann-Margret going out on the road with ``The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.'' We dutifully printed this, though added we had our doubts. Our skepticism was based on A-M's own words. After her triumphant run at Radio City Music Hall a few years back, she indicated her days of working so hard on stage were over. But that was then and this is now. A-M's participation -- her live musical comedy debut -- is a done deal. She loves the show, the score and her role as the bawdy madam, Miss Mona. (Carol Hall, who did the original score, is even writing new numbers for A-M.) She'll take ``Whorehouse'' out for at least a year, to 25 cities, starting at Connecticut's Oakdale Center for the Performing Arts next January. Broadway? Not on the schedule. But (ital) never (unital) say never..."
National Post - Monday, April 10, 2000 - page D8 - Prime Time TV Tonight - Viewing Highlights: Sci-Fi Sexploitation - The sci-fi series Lexx begins a new season tonight...(cheesey photo shown).- Space 9p.m. Page D9 - Debussy's erotic opera...Hummingbird Centre, Toronto. Page A6 - Court must rule on, not help write, porn law, Day says. - Kamloops, B.C. - Stockwell Day, candidate for the new Canadian Alliance party launched an attack on the judiciary over its deliberations on child pornography, saying he wants an overhaul of the justice system to rein in the powers of the courts. (But its ok to promote and talk about sex on tv, in movies and in the mainstream media in front of children? Even singles can feel the overkill on the sex in our culture today.)
Fidget Presents Liz Smith - "...Joan(Collins)'...sex appeal..."
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National Post - Saturday, April 8, 2000 - Front Page headline(ditto Toronto Daily Star)- Schools ignoring Sex abuse by teachers - Ontario Report - (while sex is being promoted to the hills in our culture & entertainment, including primetime television!) Page A8 - Police officers face charges - 5 Toronto police officers face criminal charges..from an investigation stemming from findings of an audit of the Repeat Offender Program Enforcement unit..In November, two plainclothes members of the ROPE squad were suspended with pay for allegedly taking money that was supposed to be paid to informants..Page E5 - Hollywood Babylon - (caption) Everything from sex to drivers' training, drugs, going on dates..(poster of 'buxom' Jayne Mansfield cleavage shown)..Page F2 - Naked Boys (shown) Singing at Actor's Playhouse..(caption) and drag queens..". Weekend Post - Arts & Books - (headline) Sex. Think About Sex - editrix of Britain's Erotic Review. Page 2 (headline & captions) "Lots of sex please. There's too much bad sex floating around in our culture..(maybe too much sex period)..We celebrate the delight, the freshness, the reinventiveness of sex" (I prefer missionary position myself, after some ROMANTIC foreplay).
National Post online - Sex Tapes headline - (changes daily).
Findlaw (click/refer: userfriendly@canada.com)News -Top News - Lesbian wins visits with former lover's son Court TV - The New Jersey Supreme Court ruled Thursday that a lesbian who helped raise her then-lover's twins has rights akin to a parent's and can have visitation now that they have split up. The case involved a woman who became pregnant by artificial insemination and gave birth to twins in 1994 that she and her lesbian partner, identified only as V.C., raised together for two years. (newsclip). Criminal Law - Arresting Developments- Next, he'll sue Pfizer Lawyer Plans Insanity Defense Based on Viagra Use Fox News - An attorney for a man charged with rape says he will base an insanity defense on his client's use of Viagra, the popular anti-impotence medicine. Will Wright, 42, is charged with raping and sodomizing the 19-year-old daughter of his live-in girlfriend. Wright's lawyer, Charles Salvagio, said he intends to prove Wright is innocent due to a mental defect brought on by Viagra. newsclip(click).
National Post - Friday, April 7, 2000 - page B6 - The BareNaked Ladies - Toronto-based band. Page B12 - Arts - headline - Danko Jones - sexy, self-confident and, oddly, Canadian, too. Page B13 - headline - Kathleen Turner's hot shower scene in The Graduate greeted with warm applause on opening night.
ABCNewsLinx Evening - Looking for Porn Online? Porn Sites Rack Up Huge Phone Fees (click). Counting Internet Sex Addicts(click).Selling Sex on The Internet(click).
TheCode@netezines.com - Chinese internet users are able to easily download X-rated material from the Internet despite strict rules that forbid pornography in the country, the Shanghai Daily reported Friday. China's leaders have grown increasingly nervous about pornography and sensitive political news available to ordinary Chinese citizens through the Internet but regulators admit that Internet access is very difficult to control.
ArcaMax WeirdNews - Missouri lawmakers say the lack of a state law making bestiality illegal has made them the butt of jokes on late-night television. State Rep. Catherine Hanaway of Des Peres tells the St. Louis Post-Dispatch her constituents want to outlaw humans having sex with animals. A hearing was held Wednesday on a proposed bill that'd impose a maximum five-year prison term and $5,000 fine on those convicted of engaging in sex with animals. Hanaway says not prohibiting bestiality "makes us look like some kind of backward hillbilly state." Missouri banned bestiality until 1977 when the legislature rewrote the sodomy laws and accidentally left bestiality out of the measure. No one noticed until George Willard of Carl Junction, Mo., published a book about his interest in 1994 -- sparking jokes about the Ozarks on "The Tonight Show."
ArcaMax Celebrity Gossip - CROSBY BOOK SHINES POSITIVE LIGHT ON MUSICIANS: More or less in the middle of the ongoing Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young reunion tour, David Crosby has put out a new book chronicling the involvement of prominent musicians throughout history in public causes. "Stand and Be Counted" includes accounts of the good deeds musicians have performed -- from working for civil rights legislation to raising money to fight AIDS.. Crosby collaborated on the book with David Bender, a gay rights activist who was a major supporter and fundraiser for Bill Clinton's presidential camp..
T I P W O R L D - T R A V E L A D V I S O R April 7th, 2000 - TODAY'S TIP: AIDS ON THE RISE IN THE CARIBBEAN - The Caribbean has the second-highest rate of AIDS incidence in the world after Africa, according to a recent AP story by Jeannine Relly. Relly's sources, including the Ministry of Health in Trinidad and Tobago, the United Nations, and others, indicate the following: - One third of the current reported AIDS cases in the Caribbean occur in women, and the number is rising. - There is a strong pattern of denial about the disease in the islands. - Sex tourism is seen as a "major factor." The implications here are obvious. Responsible travelers should not treat the Caribbean or any other destination like a sexual playground--for the sake of their own health and that of the residents. Also, the myth that HIV/AIDS is a male-only disease completely breaks down here. And finally, the pattern of denial means that if you do have a sexual encounter in the Caribbean, it's up to YOU to protect yourself. By Tom Hinds. (transcript: "1776 And All That" -10/20/96 - 60 Minutes -CBS).
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Fidget Late Night Soup - Jay Leno on The Tonight Show: "Pfizer is testing Viagra in nasal spray form on dogs. What do you call a dog on Viagra? A pointer. And I feel sorry for the mailman. By the way, a side effect of Viagra is flatulence. Just what women need, horny guys who are rocket powered."..."Monica Lewinsky's mother paid $15,000 for a painting of her daughter. I think it was 'Nude Descending a President.' I'm not sure why she bought it. The desk was blocking Monica's whole face. Actually, the $15,000 was just the cost of the paint."..."A study shows the more female friends you have, the less likely you are to have a heart attack. Unless your wife catches you."...Guest Dom Herrera: "Push-up bras are like breasts on the half-shell." David Letterman on The Late Show: "ABC hired Hollywood pretty boy Leonardo DiCaprio to interview Bill Clinton. Clinton offered to let him sketch an intern in the nude. Like the Titanic, many people have gone down on Clinton."... "From now until April 15, Times Square hookers, for an extra $50, will help you handle your extension." "Here's a book called Keys to Inner Simplicity. Take a leak in a rental car. Sleep with the baby sitter. Kick a shoe salesman in the nuts." Craig Kilborn on The Late Late Show: "A teacher in Kentucky was arrested for prostitution. She'd even stay after school and bang the erasers." After mentioning the report that the relative lengths of the index and ring fingers indicates whether a woman is a lesbian: "Janet Reno tried to point out the reasonableness of the government's position on Elian Gonzalez, but her short little index finger ... " "Robert Downey, Jr. turned 35 today, and his fellow inmates surprised him with an erotic birthday cake in the shape of his own ass." "This weekend is the big Final Four. That's right, there are only four interns Clinton hasn't done yet." Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect: "Jewish Reformed rabbis came out in favor of gay marriages, but they still can't eat pork." On the report that the relative lengths of the index and ring fingers indicates whether a woman is a lesbian: "If between her thumb and index finger is another woman's nipple, that's an even better indication." Guest Howie Mendell, completely bald: "I was shaving my ass and got carried away."
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National Post - Thursday, April 6, 2000 - page A18 - headline - Too sexy for this White House? "...Bill Clinton is once again embroiled in controversy over whether he engaged in inappropriate behaviour with an impressionable youngster barely older than Chelsea...". Page A20 - headline - Jury must decide who to believe: football player or escort? (Take a guess! They believed O.J., didn't they? People are shallow, they'll believe the famous person, and there is already too much unwarranted bias towards the escort business. Vice cops are out to kill the business, even the legal end, and even the decriminalized aspect never gets played in the press!) Page F1 - headline - Arts & Life - Revolt of the sex slaves - David Frum examines the pursuit of a unisex utopia..." (fluff articles about sex and no real issues get resolved).
ShagMail TRASHY TABLOIDS - Thursday, April 6, 2000 -"Darva Conger, the ex fake millionaire bride claims she has been flooded with offers to pose nude. But she'll only consider proposals that are "tasteful." We can't wait considering how "tasteful" your whole wedding was...What TV star told Jay Leno she'd pay $1,000 to anyone who finds her a datemate for at least three months? She has also been known to give out applications forpotential boyfriends. Guess whoooooo...A new trend is hitting the land of LA LA. A Beverly Hills restaurant owner says Hollywood hotshots are sinking their teeth into a new item on the menu. The item is labeled "calf fries" when in fact, they are deep-fried bull testicles! According to the owner, no one has so far gotten "testy" when finding out their true identity.....Only in LA..the land of BULL...The TV star who gives the term, "man hungry" a new meaning? "The Practice" bachelorette, Camryn Manheim Sheeeesh.... paying to have someone get in her legal briefs..."
Fidget Presents Liz Smith - April 7, 2000 -''COMING SOON from Artisan, the studio that has snapped up so many Sundance entries, is Miguel Arteta's ``Chuck and Buck,'' a fresh look at friendship, sexuality and conformity. The script was done by Michael White of ``Dawson's Creek'' and ``Freaks and Geeks'' fame, and he also stars as Buck. Co-starring are Chris and Paul Weitz, the men behind last year's teen smash, ``American Pie..''
Fidget Presents Liz Smith -".. HOW TO make friends and influence people? Talk about their torsos. Jerry O'Connell was amused and flattered by our mention of his inadvertent semi-striptease at Duke's Coffee Shop in L.A. So, while we had him on the line, we asked what was next for the young actor who began his career as ``the chubby kid'' in `Stand by Me.'' Jerry starts filming Joe Roth's ``Tomcats'' in June, a tale of college guys and their adventures in love, marriage, sex and money over the years. O'Connell was full of praise for Roth, referring to his good taste, good heart and smarts. And the star also hinted that a movie version of his ``Sliders'' series could happen. We talked of his love of the sci-fi genre: ``I'm a real fan. But the best sci-fi was `The Twilight Zone,' where important social issues, like the quest for beauty or battling communism or racism, were dealt with. I've always been attracted to sci-fi blended with social conscience.'' Jerry O'Connell is more than just an abdominal wonder..(c) 2000, Newsday. Distributed by Los Angeles Times Syndicate."
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National Post - Wednesday, April 5, 2000 - Arts & Life - page B1 - "A joyfully depraved hip hop into New York race and sex relations, Black and White - which opens today..." (film review).
(Email ad)Please note the two following events sponsored by Good For Her.: Heather Firth, as seen on SexTV, has been invited to Toronto to show her art work, Earth Erotica TM. We are proud to sponsor a wine and cheese event at Harbourfront on Monday April 10th to meet her and hear her talk about her artwork. We are also proud to sponsor her workshop at Good For Her on Thursday April 13th, 7-10 pm. See descriptions for both events below: HEATHER FIRTH: Heather Firth, sexuality expert and artist, began leading seminars in 1972. Dedicated to real-life sex education and spiritual well-being, she has inspired thousands to live their love. A visionary author, teacher and photographer, Heather’s work has achieved international acclaim. She maintains residences in New York City and the American Southwest. Don Shipley, Artistic Director, du Maurier WORLD STAGE, cordially invites you to the EARTH EROTICA, Opening Reception, Monday, April 10, 2000, 5 p.m. - 6:30 p.m. Cash bar Sponsored by GOOD FOR HER - Earth Erotica is unadulterated colour photographs that celebrate the inherent beauty, creative power and spiritual essence of sexuality as expressed in the world’s landscapes captured by American photographer Heather Firth. Artist will be in attendance. Please RSVP by Friday, April 7, 2000 - 416.952.7969. A selection of Heather Firth’s Earth Erotica will be on view in the Community Gallery at York Quay Centre on April 15 and 16, 2000, as a complement to the Kabaret Erotika, happening next door in the Brigantine Room as part of the theatre festival’s Stephen Godfrey Series. Ticket holders to the du Maurier WORLD STAGE performances taking place at the GroomCapital.com Stage at the Premiere Dance Theatre will also be able to view Earth Erotica in the theatre’s lobby from April 12 to 30, 2000. For more information on the exhibition and other du Maurier WORLD STAGE events, call (416) 973-3000 or visit Harbourfront Centre’s website (click).(Isn't this the upscale neighborhood where Toronto City Hall activists speculated putting a legal brothel? Got one here!) Workshop: THE HEART OF SEXUALITY - An exciting multimedia and experiential presentation encouraging sexual enlightenment and spiritual well being. Join visiting American sex expert and fine art photographer Heather Firth for a journey into the heart of your sexuality. Through her provocative slide performance of sexually explicit earth forms titled Earth Erotica TM, she will take us on a profound exploration through the cycles of nature and our play within the web of life. Experiential exercises demonstrate how to consciously receive and transmit energy. Learn to ask for and receive what you want and need—in and out of bed. Practice compelling requests that are irresistible to fulfill. Bring all your questions about love, communication, relationship and sex for an interactive discussion. $20 Location: Good For Her, 175 Harbord Street. Pre-register at (416) 588-0900.
Lingerie Monthly Sexy Newsletter - April Edition -"Contents: ~"What is Romance?" by Edwienna W. Shipman ~Monthly Sexy Joke "What Is Romance?" Copyright (c) 2000, Edwienna W. Shipman - Romance means different things to different people. For some it can be as simple as a walk through the park. Others may consider a candlelight dinner the perfect romantic evening. Men are romantically aroused by visual stimuli. Seeing their mate in sexy clothing is a real turn on for most men. Even though women aren't as affected by visual stimulation as men are, they still enjoy seeing their mate make an effort to look sexy just for them. Some need more imaginative stimulation to achieve the perfect romantic evening. Maybe a little role play could heat up your romantic life a degree or two. When you play out your fantasies you can become whomever or whatever you want. It's a time you and your mate can lose all your inhibitions. Do sex and romance go hand-in-hand in your relationship? For some people they always go together, for others you can have romance without it leading to a sexual experience. How does your partner feel about romance without sex? How do they feel about romance always being followed by sex? Keeping romance alive in today's fast-paced society can be hard. But if you want a happy marriage romance should be on the top of your list of priorities. The biggest obstacle most couples face in their romantic life is the fact that men and women are very different in nature and needs. The secret to happiness is learning to let those differences enhance your relationship. The most romantic thing you can do for your mate is to take the time to get to know what they truly need and desire. Ask them what you can do to enhance their life and make it more fulfilling. Over time the rewards you will reap will be far greater than the effort it takes to please your mate. Visit Edwienna's website: Home of the 'Wheel of Foreplay'.- Easter and Mother's Day are right around the corner. Did you take care of her gift? Not yet? Well, we've got you covered! Lingerie Monthly will take care of both holidays for you and the rest yet to come.. Monthly Sexy Joke - A week after their marriage, the newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor. "I can't figure it out, Doc. My testicles are turning blue," the husband said. The doctor examined him and confirmed the unusual condition. He asked the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm I prescribed?" "Yes," she replied. "And what kind of jelly are you using?" the doctor asked. "Grape." she said."
Findlaw (click/refer: userfriendly@canada.com) News - What? No Britney Spears? TV Stations Warned Over Singers' Skirts -Reuters/Excite! News - Prime Minister Hun Sen said Monday he would consider revoking the licenses of Cambodian television stations if they continued to show sexually provocative programs. "I can withdraw the licenses from all TV stations and order them to stop broadcasting," he said, accusing the stations of showing "sexy young singers wearing short skirts." newsclip(click).
TRASHY TABLOIDS - Tuesday April 4, 2000 - ShagMail What mega TV personality's company is sponsoring Internet kinky sex unknowingly and is scurrying to clean it up after outraged parent complained about the site fearing their children would see the extremely graphic and kinky site? Guess Whooooooooo Pamela Anderson Lee, an animal activist for PETA raced up to a woman at a Hollywood bash and angrily ripped her for wearing a fur coat. The flabbergasted woman whispered, "It's fake, please don't tell anyone." An embarrassed Pamela went the other way... Geeeee Pamelaaaa CERTAINLY you can recognize fake things by now, like furrrrr and boobsssssss.. The Mega TV personality who's site is hotter than they are? None other than Oprah, who's new company, Oxygen owns the site called "Thriveonline.com". A notice has been posted at the site that the contents would be changing and no longer an be adult-oriented site....OOOOOPrahhhhhhhhhhh.. Copyright 2000 by Pulse Direct, Inc.
Tuesday, April 4, 2000 - TipWorld The Internet's #1 Source for Computer Tips, News, and Gossip Proudly presents: Video Rental Recommendations SPANKING THE MONKEY (1994--Comedy) Director: David O. Russell Cast: Jeremy Davies, Alberta Hendrickson MPAA rating: R - This is not a family film--at least not in the way we usually think of family films. Davies plays a young man home for the summer after his freshman year in college. When his dad goes away on vacation, his bedridden mother begins trying to control everything he does, with disastrous consequences. This one has all you need to know and a little more on masturbation, incest, and dysfunctional families. If you're not put off by anything we've said so far, let us say that despite the strange subject mature, Davies is excellent and the film is quite funny. Definitely a black comedy. MORE BUFFY NEWS - We've all noticed how oh-so-subtle flirting has been the norm with the Willow (ALYSON HANNIGAN) and Tara (AMBER BENSON) characters in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," and now, there's a solid reason. The two young ladies are about to enter an onscreen lesbian tryst. According to The Advocate, series creator Joss Whedon confirms that, "There is a romance growing between Tara and Willow. I don't want to make it a big issue. This story will not focus on sexuality as a theme but on the intense emotional bond between the characters." Sure, Josh doesn't want to make it a big issue, but will it be, when groups like "The Moral Majority" and folks like PAT ROBERTSON get ahold of it?
Inside Excite - 50 Sizzling Spring Bikinis click(I never wore a bikini to escort dinner dates or hotel outcalls!)
National Post - Tuesday, April 4, 2000 - page A24 headline - Why do some of our police officers earn six-figure salaries? (and why is vice so jealous of the escort level, that they have to eliminate the better clients with their blatant setups online and in phoney ads?) page B8 headline - Sex on TV gets kinkier, survey says - Washington - "Television violence has remained steady over the last 10 years but references to homosexuality have increased dramatically, says a study by the U.S. media group Parents Television council. The conservative media watchdog also found that references to genitalia have risen sevenfold on television during the past decade...Senators Joe Lieberman and Sam Brownback plan to write the FCC to demand that the agency consider the level of vulgarity on television as an abrogration of the industry's responsibility to serve the public interest..(Variety)". FCC(click).
Findlaw (click/refer: userfriendly@canada.com) News - Now he's an online drug dealer Oregon doctor fined for prescribing Viagra over Internet -Court TV - An Oregon doctor was fined $5,000 and placed on probation for 10 years by the state medical board for prescribing Viagra and other drugs over the Internet to patients he never examined. Dr. Steven G. Moos advertised and prescribed drugs for impotence, hair loss, weight loss, arthritis and smoking cessation. The Board of Medical Examiners also ordered Moos to sever ties to Web sites where he has dispensed medicine.CourtTvclip(click). Weird Legal News - Eat My Justice! An honest crook Offender released in error returns Palm Beach Post - An Orlando sex offender used a cell phone Wednesday to contact the director of the Martin Treatment Center for violent sexual predators and asked to be let back inside. Steven Klein's phone call and surrender a few minutes later resolved what state officials described as a "miscommunication" that resulted in Klein's accidental release from an Orlando jail Tuesday evening. newsclip here(click).
Fidget Presents Liz Smith -``WE MUST be the change we wish to see in the world,'' said Judy Shepard, quoting Gandhi, at Sunday night's GLAAD Media Awards in NYC. Judy is the eloquent mother of Matthew Shepard, the gay man brutally beaten and left to die, who has become a symbol of the bigotry fought by the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation on a daily basis. This show -- which began with Bebe Neuwirth, slithering around, belting out a re-worked version of ``All That Jazz'' -- raced along, from the deeply felt presence of former San Diego Padres outfielder Billy Bean, who outed himself after excruciating years in the closet, to honoree Marlo Thomas, who gave a remarkably strong and powerful testimonial of support to the fight, to a delectably ornery Elton John, who is now so rich, so ``out'' and of an age -- over 50 -- that he delights in speaking his mind without any censorship. Every woman who appeared onstage -- from luscious Sharon Lawrence, who was greeted with ribald compliments, to Brooke Shields, who lip-locked with Broadway and cabaret star Lea Delaria -- sauntered out, hip-swinging, blatantly alluring. This was of some concern to presenter Julianne Moore, who bemoaned at one point, ``Everybody's walking so sexy, what will they think when I get up there?'' Moore recently broke a toe, and one foot was swathed in a brace. She had to negotiate with a cane. Never fear. When she arrived onstage, hobble or no, she was exquisite. She didn't need to shake everything the good Lord gave her to look sexy. HOW TO make friends and influence people? Talk about their torsos. Jerry O'Connell was amused and flattered by our mention of his inadvertent semi-striptease at Duke's Coffee Shop in L.A. So, while we had him on the line, we asked what was next for the young actor who began his career as ``the chubby kid'' in `Stand by Me.'' Jerry starts filming Joe Roth's ``Tomcats'' in June, a tale of college guys and their adventures in love, marriage, sex and money over the years. O'Connell was full of praise for Roth, referring to his good taste, good heart and smarts. And the star also hinted that a movie version of his ``Sliders'' series could happen. We talked of his love of the sci-fi genre: ``I'm a real fan. But the best sci-fi was `The Twilight Zone,' where important social issues, like the quest for beauty or battling communism or racism, were dealt with. I've always been attracted to sci-fi blended with social conscience.'' Jerry O'Connell is more than just an abdominal wonder. (c) 2000, Newsday. Distributed by Los Angeles Times Syndicate.."
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National Post - Monday, April 3, 2000 - page A11 headline - Jury selection begins in trial of former (Canadian) porn star (cheese photo). Page A14 headline - Slavery is still alive in the U.S., CIA report says - New York - "As many as 50,000 women and children from Asia, Latin America and Eastern Europe are brought to the United States under false pretenses each year and forced to work as prostitutes...the New York Times reported yesterday" (is that why my ex-Beverly Hills neurosurgeon/undercover CIA-husband was a platonic dinner escort client for a year before I became his kept mistress then eventually his wife? And is that why the preferred world class market is now eliminated? My ex was too controlling, and 'exercising control' is a felony in Canada. Ditto with 'regulating', it is exercising control over women.) Page D5 headline- Canadian films suffer from being Canadian - 'In L.A., Canada is perceived as a discount bargain basement. (In L.A., working actors get poor treatment on the set, and it carries over into Canada with American productions). Page D10 headline - (Kathleen) Turner appreciates speedy disrobing - "...actress...yesterday said she doesn't mind shedding her clothes in her new British play, but is glad the scene happens early.." (there is no dignity with aged actresses).
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