I Lost on Laura's Show, by GK (8/27/99)  

(thanks for the inspiration Neutrodyne)


I Lost On Laura's Show.

I was there, to ask a question, on national radio
To a physiologist, named Laura who has a call-in show.
I was thinking, she could help me
I guess it just wasn't in sight
I tried to ask an innocent question
Oh, but she couldn't get my question right-ight-ight

I lost on Laura's show
Baby (Oooh)
I lost on Laura's show
Baby (Oooh)

Well I knew I was in trouble now
My hope of answers sank
'Cause she started to question my sex life
And then my mind went blank
I pleaded.. that I wasn't a slut
And then my head started to spin
Well, I'm givin' up, Dr. Laura
I guess my life is nothing but sin
Yeah, yeah

I lost on Laura's show
Baby (Oooh)
I lost on Laura's show
Baby (Oooh)

Don't know what I was thinkin' of
I guess I just wasn't too well
Well, I sure hope I do better
Next tuesday when I call Art Bell-ell-ell

I lost on Laura's show
Baby (Oooh)
I lost on Laura's show
Baby (Oooh)
I lost on Laura's show
Baby...


(Apologies to Weird Al and the Greg Kihn Band)

gk

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