Ms. Laura Blows up, (1/9/2000)

Our Ms. Laura took an axe,
And gave Michelle 40 whacks.
When she saw what she had done,
She gave Dan Mandis 41.

Dan! Michelle! When Ms. Laura's TV show is mercifully cancelled, be sure to
keep your heads!


Dr. John

"It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass
window. She was wearing street clothes that looked black and white, and a
hat to match and she was a little haughty, but not too much. Whatever you
needed, wherever you happened to be--she had it."

'Farewell My Lovely' (1940)
--Raymond Chandler