CWWF February Frenzy 2006- Louisville, KY(2-18-06)
On this edition of CWWF February Frenzy, five big match-ups will see three titles on the line and two grudges looking to get settled. In the Main Event a Steel Cage will confide two rivals while they battle for the CWWF World Title as the 128-pound actress Sandra Bullock defends the gold against the 129-pound actress Salma Hayek in a 450-pound match. The top under card match of the show finds the Commonwealth consisting of Naomi Campbell, Keira Knightley, and Charlize Theron going up against the Americans consisting of Faith Hill, Sarah McLachlan, and Britney Spears in a 650-pound match where the job of Executive President will be on the line for Madonna and JR. The middle of the show match will have the CWWF Internet Title defended in a “3-Way Dance” as the 598-pound actress Jessica Alba takes on the 112-pound actress Teri Hatcher and the 210-pound socialite Paris Hilton in a 500-pound match. The second match of the show has the CWWF World Tag Team Title on the line as the Aussies, Nicole Kidman & Kylie Minogue, defend against the super-sized team of Jenny Lopez & Alicia Silverstone in a 475-pound match. The opening match of the show features the 666-pound actress Charisma Carpenter battling the 100-pound singer-actress Hilary Duff in a “Winner Picks the Stipulation” match. Also the Commissioner will be in the arena along with several other women as Louisville, Kentucky has a CWWF experience to remember.
The picture showed a video package featuring the Main Event as it showed highlights from Sandra Bullock and Salma Hayek’s match a little over a year ago before being interrupted by a black and white image of a steel cage. Suddenly it changed to show highlights of the two fighting at Revolution 2005 before being interrupted by the black and white image of the steel cage again. It changed to show the two women’s meeting in the finals of the Queen of the Ring tournament before the image of the steel cage appeared again. Then it showed highlights of Clash of the Champions last month as Salma defeated Christina Applegate, then Pink, and finally Catherine Zeta-Jones before announcing her choice of a steel cage match for her World Title shot before showing a black and white image of a steel cage around the ring then the picture changed to show a steel cage hanging over the ring as the crowd roared as the show started. The angle of the picture as the camera panned back it show it on a monitor then got Commissioner Stephanie McMahon in the picture as she stood next to a large flat screen TV before waddling over to her desk to sit in her big leather chair. The camera then showed Co-Executive Presidents JR and Madonna as they stood next to one another before the 542+ pound brunette said, “During the six-woman tag match, the referee will be more powerful than you and can order one or both of you to the back if so desired. Also security can force the two of you back tonight because until that match is decided or under any other extraordinary circumstances security can order you somewhere if necessary, so consider yourselves tonight as managers not as the Co-Executive Presidents. Understood?” The two nodded before Stephanie said, “Good, now let’s have a good match out there tonight.”
The picture changed to show a video recap as a caption appeared, “Shocktober,” it then preceded to show Hilary Duff defeating Charisma Carpenter then the expansion of the dark haired actress only for her to laugh. Then it flipped to show Charisma taunting Hilary, the expansion of several women, then Charisma’s return to the CWWF from the Celebrity Ward and her challenge. Then it showed Clash of the Championship in January where Charisma showed Hilary the fattening of her entire family then the next week Hilary’s anger and accepting of the challenge. Then the continued fattening of women as Charisma taunted Hilary only for the blond haired singer-actress to show defiance and the threat to make the so-called Beast have her world turned upside after she won. Finally it showed Plumpers #156 as Hilary had her heartfelt and possibly last good-byes to her family and Charisma’s mocking then it showed two still photos of the women along with the type of match it is.
The picture changed to show Charisma Carpenter next to Traci as the blond haired reporter looked nervous, she then asked, “Charisma, you’re moments away from facing Hilary Duff in a rematch that you basically make Hilary accept with the attack on her family. The question is as always...why? Why do everything that you’ve done?” The dark haired actress laughed her sadistic laugh before saying, “The reason is because the young woman you say is Hilary Duff is The Mistress she wants every woman to be forced into her world of skinny and curve-less, I will stop her path of destruction before it begins then she will become my glorious idol, larger than Tori herself.” The picture changed to show Laura as she stood next to Hilary Duff as she was looked off to the side when the brunette haired reporter asked, “Hilary, this has become very personal for you with Charisma’s attack on your own mother and sister that still shows and her very public announcement that you’ll be fattened up to double Tori Spelling’s present weight, which is close to 4200-pounds right now. Are you focused for this match as you think you should be?” The blond haired singer-actress looked at Laura then said, “Charisma has this Mistress-Beast thing in her head and she expects to win, but it’s not going to happen. Revenge...revenge is a powerful motivation, even if I have to dig a second grave.” Hilary then walked off leaving a very stunned Laura.
“WINNER PICKS THE STIPULATION” GRUDGE MATCH— Charisma Carpenter (666) vs. Hilary Duff (100)
The dark haired actress waddled out onto the stage from behind the stage curtain as Lillian Garcia then said, “Ladies and gentlemen, the first match of the show will be the ‘Winner Picks the Stipulation’ match and coming down to the ring first weighing in at 666-pounds, Charisma Carpenter.” The crowd gave the sadistically smiling actress with massive heat as she entered the ring and posed in the middle of the ring before going to a corner and waiting for her opponent. The blond haired singer-actress walked out onto the stage as Lillian said, “And her opponent weighing in at 100-pounds, Hilary Duff!” As she headed down the aisle the crowd gave her a massive pop that only grew louder as she entered the ring and posed for the sold out Louisville crowd before turning towards her opponent as both then went to the middle of the ring. The referee signaled for the bell and the match was on only for the two women to just stare at one another for several moments before the super-sized woman then started to circle around the ring, Hilary then started to do the same thing. Then suddenly Charisma attacked the 100-pound woman, impacting Hilary in the stomach and ramming her into the ropes. But the singer-actress started to strike into the back of the dark haired woman’s head making the 666-pound woman back off only to get struck with a lounging kick by Hilary who then went after Charisma as she stumbled back and gave a diving kick to back of the super-sized woman’s knee. Charisma went down hard to the mat, but crawled over to the ropes then started to get herself up to her feet only for Hilary to attack with several hard shots to the back of her head and upper back. The singer-actress then kneed Charisma in chest then sent another knee into the dark haired woman’s face then took the 666-pound woman down. The crowd roared as Hilary looked down at Charisma then started to beat down on the dark haired woman, but then the super-sized woman seemed to hit a switch as she swiped at the young woman’s eyes making Hilary fall back. Charisma then rolled over onto Hilary then off before getting to the ropes. The dark haired woman looked at Hilary with a sadistic look then started to stomp down on the young woman before bending her super-sized body over then started to beat down on her. Charisma then dragged Hilary to her feet and whipped her into the ropes, when Hilary came back to the middle of the ring she was given a vicious clothesline by the dark haired actress. Charisma then started to laugh as Hilary slowly rolled slowly onto her side, the crowd started chanting for Hilary only for the super-sized woman to give Hilary a kick in the back close to her kidney’s. Then dragging Hilary to her feet, Charisma put her into a bear hug as she smiled into Hilary’s face with a glint in her fierce eyes. The blond haired singer-actress struggled as the 666-pound woman’s weight came into play in a major way. The crowd chanted for Hilary as she tried to move then was able to take one step back and made Charisma take a step. This continued as they headed for a corner when Hilary then started to lean back then with a trust from her legs launch Charisma face first right into the top turnbuckle. The crowd roared as Charisma let go of Hilary as she fell on top of the blond haired young woman who was able to got out from under her quickly. An exhausted-looking Hilary crawled away from Charisma before leaning against the ropes to catch her breathe as the crowd roared. But then the dark haired woman started to stir a few moments later and Hilary used the ropes to get to her feet. The blond haired singer-actress then went over to Charisma and started dragging her up to her feet when the 666-pound struck at her face with the Mandible Claw. Hilary, not fast enough, was soon struggling as Charisma used her other hand to help her to her feet to put more pressure on the 100-pound woman. The singer-actress went to one knee and Charisma put more force into the submission hold. But then Hilary got up close to Charisma then leaned against her putting both arms around her as best she could then stood up and lifted the dark haired woman up onto her shoulders. The crowd roared as Hilary still with the Mandible Claw applied to her by the 666-pound woman who struggled and made the 100-pound young woman almost lose her. But then Hilary regained her balance and then gave Charisma a modified F5 that slammed Charisma down to the mat and at the same time yanked the Mandible Claw off of her. The 666-pound woman slammed down to the mat and 100-pound singer-actress fell down to her knees only to bend back, hooked on of Charisma’s thick legs, and went for the win. The referee went down to the mat then as the crowd shouted, “ONE! TWO! THREE!” as the referee slapped down the count just moments before Charisma move her shoulder off the mat. The referee signaled for the bell as Lillian Garcia then announced, “The winner of this match via pinfall, Hilary Duff!” The crowd roared as Hilary got to her feet and had her hand raised above her head by the referee as Charisma rolled over to her side stunned.
The picture continued to show the ring area as Hilary went to a corner and leaned against it as the crowd roared chanting her name. Charisma slowly got to her feet still looking stunned when CWWF Lab Technicians came to the ring with a case in their hands then walked over to the 100-pound singer-actress who was being check on by the referee. The dark haired actress then made a bloodcurdling scream and brought her hands to her head. The 666-pound woman started stumbling around the ring as she screamed, “IMPOSSIBLE! IT DOESN’T HAPPEN LIKE THIS! NOOOOO!” Then Charisma started to circle as she started to tear her hair out then suddenly seemed to snap as she fell over. The crowd booed and started to shout faker when a doctor looked at her. After several moments the doctor talked to everyone in the ring then everyone looked at Hilary. The blond haired young woman looked down at Charisma as she lay on her side, her eyes wide open, not flinching. Finally she said something then went to the side of the ring and went to the outside. She headed back down the aisle as the crowd cheered when a stretcher came out onto the stage and passed the 100-pound young woman. Charisma was rolled underneath the bottom rope then put onto the stretcher, strapped in, and was taken to the back as the crowd seemed perplexed about what was going on.
The picture changed to show the backstage area as Rose McGowan waddled backstage with a glare on her face as beside her waddled Shannon Doherty. The two raven-haired women continued down the hallway before they got to a locker room then entered it. The cameraman followed them in as already sitting in the room was Alyssa Milano. The three women looked at one another before they all looked at the cameraman before grabbing him and the camera before shoving him out of the room into the hallway before slamming the door in his face. The picture changed to show Christina Aguilera in her locker room as she bent down then went to her knees while dressed in a black cloak in front of a monitor. The monitor’s picture switched to show a picture changed to show a dimly lit room when a figure whose jaw and mouth were the only thing seen under a hood appeared then said, exposing gnarled teeth, “Lady Christina you have done well so far, know it is time for us to reveal ourselves and soon there will be more of us. Now go out and teach the CWWF of our power.” “Yes my Lady,” the blond haired singer replied before putting a hood over her head.
The picture changed to show the Commonwealth’s locker room as the Aussies finished off their preparations for their World Tag Team Title defense in just a matter of moments. Nicole Kidman and Kylie Minogue struggled to their feet then waddled around the room when into the picture came Madonna. The middle-aged Co-Executive President then said, “Well girls, unfortunately Alicia got lucky and you got screwed. But I’m sure that you’ll come out with the gold and send those losers back into the oblivion that is the Celebrity Ward.” Kylie laughed and said, “You got that right! Because tonight Jenny and Alicia are going down to the mat twice, first when we beat them and the second when they become flesh blobs.” The three laughed before the champs exited the room as Madonna then turned to the rest of the Commonwealth and said, “Let’s see what’ll happen now.” The rest of the Commonwealth separated into two groups, one consisting of Keira Knightley, Naomi Campbell, and Charlize Theron went to a corner to prepare for their match later on while the other had the Co-Executive President, Shania Twain, and Mandy Moore watching the monitor.
CWWF WORLD TAG TEAM MATCH- Losers gain 475-pounds each
The Aussies [CHAMPIONS- Nicole Kidman & Kylie Minogue] (953) vs. Jenny Lopez & Alicia Silverstone (1314)
The redheaded actress and the brunette haired singer waddled out onto the stage with the World Tag Team Title belts on their shoulders as they headed down the aisle to the ring. Lillian then said, “Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is for the World Tag Team Titles. Introducing first at a combined weight of 953-pounds, the defending World Tag Team champions Nicole Kidman and Kylie Minogue, the Aussies!” The crowd gave the two women massive heat as they entered the ring and posed with the title belts before handing them over to the referee before going over to their corner. The Latina singer-actress and the blond haired actress waddled out with the later holding a briefcase that she showed to the crowd before the duo headed down the aisle as the sandy haired ring announcer said, “And their opponents at a combined weight of 1324-pounds, Jenny Lopez and Alicia Silverstone!” The crowd roared as the two super-sized woman came down the ramp then entered the ring, Alicia then waddled over to the referee, whispered something to him then handed him the briefcase. The referee held up the Tag Title belts then brought them and the briefcase over to Lillian through ropes then told her something. Getting back to her seat she then announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve just been informed that no Commonwealth members can interfere without giving the match and the titles to the challengers and that the match will be under Texas Tornado Rules!” Nicole and Kylie turned around then started to question what the hell was going on when the bell rang. The Aussies looked at one another then charged the 600+ pound challengers only for Jenny and Alicia to give them stiff arms then started beating down on them. The sold out crowd roared as Jenny flipped the 477-pound Kylie down to the mat then started to beat down on her while Alicia whipped Nicole into a corner hard, then crashed shoulder first into the redheaded woman’s chest. The challengers beat down on the World Tag Team champions for several moments when Nicole sent her knee into the blond haired actress’ face as the 683-pound Alicia was repeatedly sending her shoulder into the 476-pounder’s gut. Alicia stomped back and Nicole charged out of the corner to give her a clothesline. Jenny though was dragging Kylie to her feet, then lifted her up before a bodyslam when Nicole went for a chopblock. But to the amazement of everyone the 631-pound Latina jumped up then flipped in mid-air, she slammed the brunette haired singer down to the mat hard, then landed on her, and then kicked a stunned Nicole in the face with a mule kick. The crowd roared as Jenny got to her feet as did Alicia, the challengers and former World Tag Team champions looked at their fallen opponents only to see Nicole move slightly. The blond haired actress grabbed the 476-pound redheaded, dragged her to her feet, and gave her a vertical suplex to the amazement of the sold out arena. The crowd roared as Jenny helped Alicia up with help from the ropes, the two women then bounced off the ropes, crossed the ring, bounced off the other side, and came back to the reigning Tag champions. Jenny then left her feet over Nicole and gave the redheaded woman a butt slam while Alicia launched herself up and gave a stirring Kylie a belly flop. The crowd went while as the two women then went for a double pin on their opponents as the referee went down to the mat. The crowd shouted out the count as the referee slapped down the 1-2-3 and went into a wild celebration as Lillian said over the mic, “The winners and NEW CWWF World Tag Team champions, Jenny Lopez and Alicia Silverstone!” The crowd grew even louder as the two super-sized women got to their feet then were handed the Tag Title belts that they preceded to pose with as the Louisville crowd cheered. The duo celebrated for several moments even after Nicole and Kylie had struggled to their feet. The new World Tag Team champions then waddled to the back via the aisle between the two sections of fans, continuing to celebrate while the Aussies looked stunned.
Nicole’s face became spherical as it bulged outward while her ring of flesh grew deeper forming a third chin and longer as it aproned down in-between her breasts. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they rolled down each side of her borderline enormous/gigantic paunch. Nicole’s paunch bulged in front of her seventeen inches more and aproned down past her knees, calves, and ankles to spread out on the floor 18 inches in diameter. Her rear end to grew extremely wide as her hips flared out each side of her body like those of very large mammoths while her buttocks grew outwards more, sagging over her thighs and over her knees while her shelf grew massively larger but not enough to counterbalance her paunch. Nicole’s legs became tree trunks but were unable to support her upper body and at 951-pounds she went down to the canvas before being rolled onto a cart to be taken to the back. Kylie’s face grew rounder as it became ball-like, puffier, and bulgier as her fleshy layer grew deeper as a third chin formed and longer as it aproned down over her neck and down in-between her huge breasts. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they rolled down each side of her enormous paunch. Kylie’s stomach bulged in front of her to almost fifteen and a half inches in length and aproned down past her knees, calves, and ankles to spread out on the canvas. Her backside grew wider as her hips flared out each side of her bottom about the same as her paunch while her buttocks surged outwards to almost twenty-seven and a half inches, sagging over her thighs, and increasing to a barely gigantic shelf showing she was a bottom-heavy woman. Kylie’s legs grew into huge tree trunks that couldn’t hold up her 952-pound body as she went down to the mat and was rolled onto a cart to be taken to the back.
The picture changed to show the backstage area as Traci was standing in front of the CWWF logo as she then said, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am now being joined by the NEW CWWF World Tag Team champions Jenny Lopez and Alicia Silverstone.” The bottom-heavy Latina singer-actress and the paunch-dominated blond haired actress waddled in the picture as the blond haired reporter first turned to Jenny and asked, “Jenny, you came back from the Celebrity Ward, demanded your rematch, and made it count. How does it feel to get the win over the team that took the title from you back in October?” Jenny laughed then said, “It feels great and we plan on making sure that we’re going to be champions for awhile.” Traci then turned to Alicia then asked, “Alicia you’re win in that ladder match against Serena Williams really set up your match, how did controlling the contract to the match dictate your strategy?” Alicia then said, “It made things easier than what we were planning on doing, so it had a huge effect...and we’d like to thank Madonna for making that match.” The two women laughed before heading for their locker room.
The picture changed to show Traci walking fast down a hallway with her cameraman in tow before breaking into a run as the blond haired reporter said, “Hurry, she might be leaving in just a matter of seconds.” The two passed several CWWF fighters before catching up to a slight blond haired woman from behind. Finally Traci shouted, “Hilary! Hilary! Just a moment.” The 100-pound singer-actress turned her head as she continued down the hallway towards and exit. Traci caught up to her then said, “Before you go Hilary, why didn’t you have your revenge on Charisma or was you revenge so big that they couldn’t do it in the ring?” Hilary looked at the reporter then at the camera before looking down and saying, “Charisma is mentally out of it. Christina Aguilera’s programming of the entire Mistress-Beast thing could only compensate for so much in reality and finally her brain overloaded with so much counter information that she’s basically catatonic. And some people might boo me, but after what she did to my family...I think that might be enough punishment for her. Why continue to rib someone when they’re dead and can’t acknowledge it...it’s the same in this case. So if you don’t mind, I’m going to go back to California and spend time with my family.” The 100-pound young woman then walked down the hallway and left the arena before Traci turned back to look at the camera and shrug.”
The picture changed to show Jessica Alba in her locker room as she finished up her pre-match preparations then struggled to her feet with help from the bench in the room. The dark haired basically super-sized actress waddled around the ring, stretched out, and then grabbed the title belt before exiting the room and into the hallway looking prepared for her title defense just moments away. The picture changed to show Paris Hilton standing next to Laura backside as the brunette haired reporter then asked, “Paris, you’ve been wanting your rematch for the Internet Title and tonight you’re getting it, but with another woman in the ring are you concerned that you could be eliminated first?” The blond haired socialite laughed before saying, “Laura, I’m going to win this match and reclaim my title and I have the strategy to do it.” The 210-pound woman then headed for the stage entrance. The picture changed to show Teri Hatcher standing in front of the CWWF logo with Traci. The blond haired reporter then asked, “Teri, you’re getting an Internet Title shot but so is Paris. This there a concern that you’ll get ‘screwed’?” “Hell, yeah I know it. In fact I could almost bet on it, but they’ll learn that if they try to fuck me over, I’ll show them all.” The raven-haired Desperate Housewife then headed for the stage.
“3-WAY DANCE” CWWF INTERNET TITLE MATCH- First woman eliminated gains 300-pounds, second woman eliminated gains 200-pounds
Jessica Alba [CHAMPION] (598) vs. Teri Hatcher (112) vs. Paris Hilton (210)
The sandy haired ring announcer said, “Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the 3-Way Dance for the CWWF Internet Title. To win you must have both your opponents eliminated, the first woman eliminated will gain 300-pounds and the second woman will gain 200-pounds. Now introducing first she is the CWWF Internet champion, weighing in at 598-pounds, Jessica Alba!” The dark haired actress came out from behind the curtain and out onto the stage before heading down the aisle towards the ring to a massive pop that grew louder as she entered the ring, posed with the title belt before handing it to the referee. The raven-haired actress walked out onto the stage then down the short ramp then headed down the aisle as Lillian said, “Her first challenger now coming down to the ring, weighing in at 112-pounds, Teri Hatcher!” The crowd gave the actress great heat that grew a little louder as she entered the ring and posed in the middle of it before glared at Jessica in a corner. The blond haired socialite came out onto the stage then down the little ramp to the aisle then headed for the ring as ring announcer said, “And the second challenger now coming down to the ring, weighing in at 210-pounds, Paris Hilton!” The socialite was given massive heat that grew louder as she entered the ring and posed for the Louisville crowd before going towards a corner as the referee held up the title belt before handing it to Lillian and signaling for the bell. The crowd started chanting for Jessica as the reigning Internet champion moved around the ring a little as she eyed her two opponents as Teri and Paris looked to her then at one another. The blond haired socialite then seemed to be talking to Teri about allying, which the raven-haired actress accepted. The two women went for the basically super-sized woman only for Jessica to retreat to the ropes, bounce off them, and hit the two women with vicious clotheslines as the crowd roared. Jessica then started to beat down on both women until both women came fighting back at her. Jessica took a few steps back as the two women got to their feet only to go for Jessica again, but then Paris backed off then pushed Teri towards the champion. Jessica gave a confused Teri a clothesline then looked at Paris when the raven-haired actress grabbed the 598-pound woman’s leg and went to roll up Jessica from behind. The dark haired actress went down to the mat, only to roll through the pin attempt and back to her feet as she brought Teri back up to her feet as well. The crowd roared as the champion started to beat down on Teri while Paris retreated into a corner, laying low. Teri hit a few shots on Jessica to gain separation from the 598-pound woman then bounced off the ropes then went for a flying clothesline only for the champion to catch her in midair. The crowd roared when Jessica gave Teri a devastating spinebuster then got to her feet. The dark haired actress then dragged Teri to her feet, set her up for an Alba Bomb, and delivered it to a massive pop. Jessica covered the Desperate Housewife starlet and the referee slapped down the 1-2-3. The crowd roared as the dark haired actress rolled Teri out of the ring under the bottom rope and got to her feet only for Paris to come charging from her corner and dropkicking Jessica in the side of the head. The champion fell back into the ropes then bounces off and forward as the fell to the canvas. The 598-pound actress went down to her knees as the crowd booed while the 210-pound Paris then started to beat down on the dark haired woman with severe blows. The challenger then kneed Jessica in the face before continuing the blows until the champion kicked the blond haired 210-pound woman in the gut. The crowd roared as Jessica climbed to her feet via the ropes while Paris stumbled back towards the middle of the ring. Jessica then went over the blond haired socialite and hit several blows that made Paris go into the ropes. The former champion lounged at Jessica only for be caught in midair then suplexed towards the ropes, hitting hard, and then rolling out to the outside right next to Teri as she was still recovering from Jessica’s spinebuster-Alba Bomb combination. The crowd roared as Jessica struggled to her feet while on the outside Teri had grabbed a steel chair and was looking to use it when Paris grabbed it, kicked Teri in the gut, and sent the top of the chair into Teri’s chest. The socialite entered the ring with the chair as Jessica struggled to her feet. Paris then smashed the chair into Jessica’s face taking the dark haired actress to her backside, but the blond haired socialite then bounced off the ropes then tossed the chair towards Jessica’s head then dropkicked it into the Internet champion’s face taking Jessica down to the mat. Paris then crawled on top of the 598-pound woman, hooked a leg, and looked for the win. The referee started the count only for Jessica to get her shoulder up at the 2-count to a massive pop that grew louder as the basically super-sized woman pushed Paris away then got to her feet. The 210-pound socialite then started to beat down on Jessica, but the dark haired woman came back with hard blows that backed the oldest Hilton sister up to the ropes as Jessica went for her. Paris bounced off the ropes and ducked down to the mat as Jessica’s whiffed on the clothesline. The dark haired actress bounced off the ropes and went for Paris who was struggling to her feet, but the blond haired socialite tripped Jessica up and the Internet champion went down to her knees. Paris grabbed the steel chair then swung it into the back of Jessica’s head, but the dark haired actress put her hands down to keep herself from going to the canvas. Paris was getting pissed that she hadn’t been able to take Jessica out and bashed the champion again in head with the steel chair, but the dark haired actress wouldn’t go down. Paris struck again and again, but the 598-pound woman just wouldn’t fall to the mat from her all fours position. Then Paris dragged Jessica to her feet then gave her The Stroke right into the chair lying in the ring. The blond haired socialite rolled the basically super-sized woman over then hooked one of her thick legs and the referee slapped down the 1-2-3 as the crowd booed. It had taken nearly a dozen chair shots but finally Paris was again the CWWF Internet champion again, reclaiming her title belt as Lillian announced as the 210-pound woman got to her feet and raised her hands up before being given the title belt that she started to celebrate with it before heading to the back as Jessica slowly rolled over to her side, looking a dazed.
Teri’s face grew oval-shaped, soft, and bulgy as a second chin appeared and merged with her jowls to form a ring of fat under her jaw that grew deep covering most of her neck. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they rolled each side of a massive/huge paunch. Teri’s stomach bulged in front of her to nearly fifteen and a half inches and aproned down to her lower thigh area. Her backside on the other hand didn’t expand that much in comparison as her hips flared out to nearly six and a half inches each while her buttocks grew outwards to nine and a half inches as her backside produced a very large shelf that was in no way comparable to her forefront. Teri’s thighs grew thicker and chunky as she started to waddle to the back her newly 412-pound body jiggling all the way that made the crowd happy while pissing her off. Jessica’s face grew more circular as it grew rounder, softer, and bulgier as her fleshy layer grew deeper as it started to form a third chin and longer as it aproned down in-between her breasts. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they rolled down a mammoth paunch. Jessica stomach bulged in front of her to a little over sixteen inches in length as it aproned down past her knees to her lower calves. Her backside grew wider as her hips flared out to twelve inches each while expanded outwards the same distance, sagging over her thighs almost to her knees, and increasing what could be generously called an enormous shelf. Jessica’s thighs grew into massive three trunks as they supported her 798-pound body, the biggest one she had ever had, and learned how to waddle it around still looking dazed.
The picture changed to show just backstage from the curtain as Paris Hilton came to the back with the Internet Title belt on her shoulder when into the frame came Laura. The brunette haired reporter then asked the NEW Internet champion, “Paris, congratulations on winning the match and the Internet Title again, however it took you a close to a dozen chair shots to win. How can you be proud of this victory?” The blond haired socialite glared at Laura before saying, “What kind of fucking question is that? I beat Jessica out there in the middle of the ring and I’ll do it again if she tries to take it from me again, I’ll make her more my sister than she’ll ever want. And just to let people know, you’re going to be seeing a lot of my sister this week.” Paris started to laugh as she put the belt around her waist, a tight fit, and headed down the hallway.
The picture changed to show the locker room of the Americans and Britney Spears as the three women prepared for their match in just a matter of minutes. The trio also had four other women in the room Kelly Clarkson, Shannon Elizabeth, Mariah Carey, and Gwen Stefani. The trio were helped to their feet then waddled around the room to finish their stretching. After several moments the three looked at their four roommates. Shannon then said, “Well, I think this time the Commonwealth is going to meet its match, the three of you are going to kick those loser’s ass.” Kelly added, “Yeah, I think Britney is planning on making Keira lose that big smile she’s had since Madonna helped her beat you.” The two super-sized women Mariah and Gwen were eating at a table in the room before each finished what they had in their mouths before wishing the trio well before Britney, Faith, and Sarah left the room. The three women went into the hallway to find Good Ole JR waiting for them. The picture changed to show the locker room of the Commonwealth as Madonna came into the room as Keira Knightley, Naomi Campbell, and Charlize Theron got to their feet or were helped up by Shania Twain and Mandy Moore. The middle-aged Co-Executive President came into the room looking grim, but pissed. Madonna then said, “Nicole and Kylie are pissed, I don’t blame them. Being almost half-a-TON without the World Tag Team Title belts, I don’t blame them. But soon we’ll make sure when they get back they’ll get the title shots, opponents, and matches they deserve since I’ll be the sole Executive President of the CWWF.” Keira smiled before saying, “Yeah, that redneck hick in a cowboy hat is going to be taking the horse back to the Midwest to die of boredom or just to kill himself.” The crowd could be heard booing as the four women then headed out into the hallway.
650-POUND SIX-WOMAN TAG TEAM MATCH— The Commonwealth [Naomi Campbell, Keira Knightley, & Charlize Theron] (691) w/Madonna vs. Britney Spears & The Americans [Faith Hill & Sarah McLachlan] (1247) w/JR
The crowd was shouting “U! S! A!” over and over again before turning to massive heat as Madonna come out onto the stage then down the aisle followed by the supermodel, the dark haired actress, and the South African blond haired actress as Lillian Garcia announced, “Ladies and gentlemen the following match is a Six-Woman tag match with a 650-pound stipulation and the job of Executive President to the winning team. Introducing first accompanied by Co-Executive President Madonna with at a combined 691-pounds, Naomi Campbell, Keira Knightley, and Charlize Theron!” The three women entered the ring and posed for the sold out arena as the heat grew louder before going over to their corner to call strategy one last time. Then out onto the stage then heading down the aisle to the ring came JR walked out onto the stage followed by the two blond haired and one brunette haired singers as the sandy haired ring announcer said, “And their opponents being accompanied by Co-Executive President Good Ole JR at a combined 1247-pounds, Faith Hill, Sarah McLachlan, and Britney Spears!” The crowd gave the Americans a massive pop that only grew louder as the trio entered the ring and stared down with the Commonwealth before going to their corner as the referee asked for the starting teammates. Out into the middle of the ring came Charlize and Faith as the crowd started to chant “U! S! A!” when the bell rang as the two women hooked up. The 427-pound singer quickly took advantage of her weight over the 270-pound actress as she backed Charlize over to the ropes then bounced her off of them. The crowd roared as Faith then clotheslined the South African down to the mat then started to beat down on her as the crowd roared. Britney and Sarah cheered Faith one as she dragged Charlize to her feet when Madonna through something over to the actress. Charlize caught it then jabbed it into the singer’s side making Faith yell in pain as let go of the actress then stumbled back to her corner. The 270-pound actress got to her feet with a smile on her face as she started to strut as she produced the weapon to reveal it was non-flame producing lighter. The South African actress turned around and was kicked in the gut by Sarah as the 449-pound brunette haired singer then hit a suplex then started to beat down on Charlize until Keira and Naomi came into the ring to dropkick Sarah in the back and send her into the ropes. The two women then started to beat down on her as Charlize gained her footing only for Britney and Faith to enter the ring. The six women started to brawl in the ring as Madonna and JR seemed encouraged them on the outside, until Sarah and Keira went over the top rope to the outside. The crowd roared when that happened as the other four women were sent to their corners forcibly by the referee. Naomi tagged herself in from Charlize to find Britney coming out of the American’s corner to deliver several blows. The blond haired singer used her 371 to 303-pound weight advantage as she flipped the supermodel down to the canvas then grabbed one of her legs. Britney started to work on the supermodel’s leg when Madonna went throw something into the ring to Naomi. But then Keira intercepted it, the weapon was a flapjack and she went to use it again Britney only for the singer to grab the other end of it. The dark haired actress and Britney struggled with one another for the object until Keira kick the 371-pound singer in the gut. The blond haired singer bent over as the 118-pound actress then kicked Britney in the head taking her down to the mat then started to beat down on her before raising the flapjack up. But before Keira could deliver the blow, Britney stopped it as she put her hands up to defend herself. The two struggled for several moments before Britney flipped Keira over onto her side and rolled over to hers. The two continued to struggle as they got to their feet, even as Britney tried to use her weight for an advantage. Then Keira went to take the blond haired singer’s legs out only for Britney to take her down, but then the dark haired actress used the 371-pound woman’s weight to flip her over the top rope. However, Britney kept hold of the flapjack and yanked Keira along over the top rope to the floor outside. The crowd roared as the two women recovered as Madonna and JR came over to the side of the ring where they were. Madonna grabbed the flapjack and went to bash Britney on the head with it when JR grabbed the other end of it and stopped her. The two Co-Executive Presidents of the CWWF struggled as Britney and Keira got to her feet then joined their teammates in watching the struggle until the dark haired actress went to stop JR only for Britney to hit her slightly, causing both Co-Executives to stumble into the crowd after going over the crowd barrier. That signaled the almost basic breakdown of the match as Keira then sucker punched Britney when Naomi and Charlize jumped the blond haired singer from behind. Only then did Faith and Sarah come jumping off the ring edge onto the four women on the outside. The six women went down to the ground, kick and hitting one another on the ground and as they tried to get to their feet. The women struggled to their feet brawling with one another as the referee went to go to the outside only to get knocked into the crowd barrier hard. The six women continued to brawl with one another with no one side getting the upper hand when Shania and Mandy came down the aisle as the crowd booed loudly. The two women came to ringside as Madonna kicked JR in the crowd and stood up smiling when suddenly Kelly Clarkson and Shannon Elizabeth came charging out from the back and down the aisle to attack Shania and Mandy. The crowd roared as the six-woman battle became one involving ten women as match participates and outsiders intermingled. Britney suplexed Mandy over the crowd barrier into the crowd while Keira dropkicked Sarah into the steel steps. Kelly slammed Charlize through the announcer’s table while Naomi slammed Shannon in the head with ring bell. The crowd was cheering loudly as the battle raged on when the referee grabbed the bell took it to someone and ordered them to sound it. The bell rang and the referee went over to Lillian before saying, “Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has declared this match to be a NO CONTEST!” The crowd booed as security then came down to the ring area and separated the two sides as JR got to his feet, shoved past Madonna to get over the crowd barrier. The middle aged woman looked upset and demanded the match get restarted, but the referee ordered her to the back and security escorted her along with the rest of the Commonwealth to the back as the Americans with JR unescorted by security as they went of their own accord as the crowd started up chanting “U! S! A!”
The picture changed to show a captioned that said, “In January there was a Clash of Champions,” as random pictures flashed on the screen. Highlights of the under card of Clash of the Champions were shown until another caption appeared that said, “Where a Gauntlet took place,” the highlights of Salma Hayek’s matches in the Main Event to get a World Title shot on this show. Another caption appeared that said, “Some women join forces to create tag teams, on March 29th they’ll be forced to join to win a tournament or gain weight...The Lethal Lottery from Memphis, TN.” The picture changed to show Stephanie in her office as she watched highlights from the six-woman tag team match between the Commonwealth and the Americans. The brunette haired executive shifted her weight back as she put her thick legs up on her desk, crossed then said, “Very interesting. I wonder what the hell is going to happen now...I guess I hold part of the answer.”
The picture changed to show Sandra Bullock finishing up her pre-match preparations in her locker room before getting to her feet, circling around her room, and grabbing the World Title belt. The brunette haired actress then headed out into the hallway where Traci stopped her as the blond haired reporter looked for an interview. Traci asked, “Sandra, what has become a big story on this show is that of title changes as the Aussies and Jessica Alba have both lost their titles to the challengers, with this theme running here at February Frenzy do you think that some mojo or momentum caused in the crowd could help Salma win the World Title in your match in just a matter of moments?” Sandra laughed and laughed hard before doubling over as the blond haired reporter started to laugh as well. Then as she fought through the laughter the World Champion said, “Traci, how you maintained a straight face through the question I don’t know, but that was a pretty good joke. But those two inferior titles have inferior competition battling for them and that’s why they change so often...on my level you have to have help from God herself.”
The picture changed to show Salma Hayek finishing up her pre-match preparations as she watched Sandra’s interview with Traci as a glare appeared on her face. The raven-haired Mexican-born actress did some last minute stretching before leaving her locker room when Mya came up to her. The singer thanked the 129-pound woman for her help earlier in the week and hugged her. Salma smiled and said no problem before heading down the hallway when Laura came up over to the Main Event competitor and asked, “Salma, in just a few moments both Sandra and yourself will step into a steel cage and the woman how pins or makes her opponent submit walks away with the World Title and as we saw at the beginning of the show, you’ve come up short against Sandra before. How are you planning on making this outcome different?” Salma shifted her body before saying, “Well the reason I made this a steel cage match is because I wanted Sandra to beat me on her own and with no outside or foreign object coming into match. And with it being one-on-one, if I don’t win then Sandra is right and I don’t deserve another title shot, but I don’t plan on losing.”
THE MAIN EVENT
CWWF WORLD TITLE STEEL CAGE MATCH- Loser gains 450-pounds; the matches ends with a pinfall or submission inside the steel cage
Sandra Bullock [CHAMPION] (128) vs. Salma Hayek (129)
The crowd roared as the steel cage above the ring started downwards to the squared circle where it slid into place along the outside edge of the ring. CWWF employees secured the structure to each ring post and the referee examined everything before giving the thumbs up that all was read as the crowd roared again. Almost immediately the brunette haired actress with the World Title belt around her waist walked out from behind the curtain onto the low stage, down the mini ramp, then proceeded down the aisle to massive heat as Lillian Garcia said, “Ladies and gentlemen it is time for the Main Event. The following match is a Steel Cage World Title match with a 450-pound stipulation. The winner will be the first woman to pin or to force her opponent to submit within the confines of the steel cage. Coming to the ring first weighing in at 128-pounds, she is the reigning World Champion, Sandra Bullock!” The Louisville crowd booed loudly as Sandra entered the ring through the steel cage door then posed with the belt before taking it off from around her waist and giving it to the referee. The raven-haired actress walked out onto the small stage then down the mini ramp before heading down the aisle for the squared circle as the crowd gave her a massive pop as the sandy haired ring announcer said, “And the challenger weighing in at 129-pounds, Salma Hayek!” The Mexican-born actress entered the ring through the steel cage door as the massive pop grew louder as she posed for crowd before watching the referee hold up the title belt to each side of the ring before going over to the steel cage door and handing the title belt to the 300+ pound Lillian who then shut and locked the door. The bell sounded as Sandra and Salma stared each other down. The crowd roared as the two women started to circle around the ring before hooking up and struggling with one another as they tried to get the upper hand off the bat, but then the World Champion broke away from Salma then went to bounce off the ropes. As the 128-pound brunette haired actress bounced off the ropes she lounged at the challenger only for the 129-pound woman to catch the World Champion, lift her up, and then launched Sandra towards the side of the ring. The World Champion went over the top rope and slammed head and shoulder first into the chain-link fence wall of the cage before falling hard to the ring edge between the cage wall and the ropes. The crowd roared as Salma then bounced off the opposite side ropes and then charged across the ring before baseball sliding feet first into Sandra under the bottom rope. The Mexican-born actress then dragged Sandra through the ropes and onto her feet before hitting a secession of suplexes that ended when she whipped the 128-pound woman into a ring corner. The crowd roared as Salma started to beat down on the World Champion in the corner before Sandra finally stopped the offense of the challenger with a rake to the eyes. Salma took a few steps back with her head bent down and hands covering it when the brunette haired actress came out of the corner, grabbed the back of the challenger’s head, and gave Salma a vicious bulldog as Sandra made sure the 129-pounder’s face was planted in the canvas. The crowd booed as Sandra kicked Salma in the ribs as she lay face down on the mat until the raven-haired woman rolled some and caught the World Champion’s foot. The 129-pound woman then rolled away from the brunette haired woman making Sandra at first attempt to keep up with her only to trip and get dragged as her ankle got twisted by Salma who then went for an ankle lock submission hold. The crowd roared as the challenger kept the hold on as Sandra squirmed on the canvas in pain as she struggled towards the nearest set up ropes to break it. But Salma had stationed herself up against the ropes thus forcing Sandra into making a difficult decision as to where to go to break the hold that was giving her extreme pain. Finally the World Champion decided on a direction and struggled towards another side of the ring, but Salma while letting Sandra crawl let herself be dragged by the World Champion. The decision while painful as her skin was dragged against the mat made the brunette haired actress waste energy and start to struggle halfway to her destination. The crowd roared as it looked like the World Champion was in serious trouble from her predicament that is until the 128-pound woman saw how Salma was positioned then with her free leg, mule kicked the challenger in the head repeatedly before the 129-pound challenger let go of the hold. Sandra scrambled to the ropes and prevented Salma from reapplying the submission hold. The crowd throughout the last several moments had been at a fever pitch, thinking that Salma was on the verge of victory, but now that Sandra had been able to get out of the maneuver the Louisville crowd had died down some as the two women recovered from their respective bruises for the next few moments and plotted out how to win the match still going on. As they both started to move in relation to each other’s movements, the two women hooked up and Sandra looked to kick Salma in the gut only for the challenger to kick the World Champion’s remaining leg out from under her as the crowd roar only for Salma to get catapulted across the ring by a falling Sandra. The two women landed on the mat then struggled to their feet and charged, only for Salma to avoid the World Champion then surprise her with a spinning heel kick when the 128-pound woman turned around looking to connect on something. Salma then started to beat down on the World Champion again as the crowd roared before the challenger dragged the brunette to her feet then whipped her into the ropes. Sandra came charging back and lounged at Salma, taking her down with a clothesline. Sandra then started to beat down on Salma before the raven-haired woman came back with a series of shots that made the World Champion retreat to the corner. It was then that Sandra looked up to the top of the cage then climbed up the ropes to the top turnbuckle then started up the corner of the cage headed for the top. The crowd noise made Salma look towards the World Champion and saw her climbing. The Mexican-born actress got to her feet and followed Sandra who got close to the top of the cage as Salma followed going up to the top turnbuckle then climbing up the side of the cage after the World Champion. As Sandra started to get on her feet on the edge of the cage, Salma got to the top and started to get to her feet as well. The World Champion looked down at the floor below then down to the ring on the other side then started to beat down and kick at the challenger as she struggled to get onto the top of the cage side. The Louisville crowd started to go wild as Salma kick several shots that made the World Champion almost lose her balance before retreating and letting Salma get to her feet on the top of the cage. The two women then started to exchange blows with one another as the crowd noise grew louder as they struggled against one another at the top of the cage. Then the World Champion took a chance and kicked Salma’s leg. The brunette haired woman almost fell off the top of the cage to the outside while the raven-haired actress fell sitting on top edge of the cage, straddling each side of it. The crowd then couldn’t believe it as the World Champion then swung up sideways and kicked Salma in the side of the head hard making the raven-haired woman go off the side of the cage into the ring. The 129-pound woman fell close to the steel cage wall doing a full flip in mid air on her journey down that abruptly ended when her chest impacted the top rope and bounced her hard into the middle of the ring as she landed on her back. The top to the chest and the landing on her back, literally knocked the breath out of the challenger as she tried to recover while the World Champion was struggling with trying to get back up to the top of the cage for several moments until she decided to go down to the top rope as she kept her balance on it by holding onto the side of the cage. Sandra made it over to a corner then turned around to see where Salma was only to find out that the raven-haired challenger had been able to crawl up to all fours though was still gasping for breath. Sandra then gauged where she was in relation to her opponent then launched herself from the top turnbuckle and gave Salma a flying leg drop to the back of the neck and upper back. The raven-haired actress went face first into the mat and it looked like the match was over as Sandra sat on top of her opponent, but the World Champion got to her feet then rolled Salma over. The referee was ready to count the pinfall when Sandra smiled, brushed her hands off, then shouted, “It’s time to finish her off!” The brunette haired woman then walked over Salma to the nearest corner then climbed to the top turnbuckle, turned, and looked like she was ready to go for the Five-Star Frog Splash but stopped and looked up at the top corner of the steel cage. The brunette haired actress turned and started climbing up the cage to the corner as she got to her feet and then readied herself for the penultimate Frog Splash as the crowd was booing and making noise like crazy. Sandra Bullock then launched herself towards Salma from fifteen feet in the air and descended rapidly ready to deliver the finishing stroke when Salma rolled out of the way to reveal naked canvas. The brunette haired actress crashed into mat was devastating force as the crowd started to shout, “HOLY SHIT!” several times over as Sandra lay face first on the mat while Salma laid on her side. For several moments the two women remained in their positions before slowly moving and making assessments of where they were and how they were doing. Sandra though struggled to her feet, though wobbly as she struggled to keep her balance, then waved her hands and said, “I’m done with this cramp, I’m leaving.” The brunette haired actress then headed for the nearest corner then climbed up to the top turnbuckle then started up the cage, though slowly. It took Salma little longer to get to her feet, but the raven-haired woman seemed to be quicker and was able to catch up with the World Champion before she got to far up the side of the cage. Salma dragged the brunette haired woman down to the top turnbuckle where they started to exchange blows when the challenger then hooked one of Sandra’s arms then turned the World Champion around her where she hooked the other with her other arm. As the two women stood on the top rope, top turnbuckle, and ring post Salma had Sandra in position to give her the Crucifix Powerbomb. And that’s what the challenger did as she leaned forward getting all of Sandra’s weigh on her back then launched the World Champion over her head. The brunette haired woman landed on the back of her head and upper back as the devastating move was given more power by the distance she went from the top turnbuckle. Salma looked down at the 128-pound woman on the canvas below her then launched herself, giving the World Champion her own finisher, the Five-Star Frog Splash. The crowd roared as the raven-haired challenger then hooked a leg and went for the pinfall victory. The referee went down to the mat and as the Louisville crowd shouted the count as he made it, he slapped the mat for the 1-2-3. The crowd erupted into an enormous pop as the bell rang as Lillian Garcia could barely be heard over the crowd, “The winner of the match and NEW CWWF World Champion SALMA HAYEK!” The sandy haired ring announcer took the title belt, waddled over to the steel cage door, unlocked it, and handed the referee the World Title belt. The crowd roared as the referee then presented Salma with the belt as she got to her feet clutching her chest before grabbing it. She looked at it for several moments before using both hands, raised it above her head making the Louisville crowd go nuts. The steel cage then started to rise into the air as CWWF Lab Technicians came to ringside as Sandra slowly got to her knees and realized what was happening as the expression on her face was pure hatred as a doctor came over to her with a syringe as Salma went to a corner and leaned against it to watch.
Sandra’s face grew round, puffy, and bulgy as a second china appeared before merging with her jowls to form a ring of fat that covered most of her neck as it aimed for her huge breasts. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they rolled down each side of her barely massive paunch. Sandra’s paunch bulged in front of her to nine and a half inches and aproned down to her knees barely. Her butt grew wider as her hips flared out both sides of her thick backside as her buttocks expanded outwards from her expanded frame, sagging over her thighs close to her knees, and forming a large shelf. Sandra’s thighs grew into barely tree trunks that supported her now 578-pound body as she waddled around the ring looking shocked about what had just happened in the match then looking at Salma with a big smile on her face as she leaned in the corner.
The crowd started to show, “Let’s go Salma!” over and over as the Mexican-born actress posed with the World Title belt while Sandra slowly headed to the back looking stunned before turning back and glaring at the ring. Salma continued around the ring celebrating her victory as the show faded out with her holding the World Title belt aloft over her head.
Super Show Calendar & Matches for Upcoming Shows
2006
May 6- Mayhem 2006 from Pittsburgh, PA
CWWF World Title Match- Salma Hayek (c) vs. Mya
"Loser gains to a TON" CWWF Internet Title Match- Paris Hilton (c) vs. Nicky Hilton [Special Referee: Kathy Hilton]
CWWF Wargames Match- The Americans (Britney Spears, Kelly Clarkson, Shannon Elizabeth, Faith Hill, & Sarah McLachlan) vs. The Commonwealth (Shania Twain, Naomi Campbell, Keira Knightley, Mandy Moore, Charlize Theron)
Grudge Match- Kirsten Dunst vs. Jennifer Garner
Grudge Match- Hilary Duff vs. Christina Aguilera
Grudge Match- Ashley Judd & Tiffani Thiessen vs. Holly Marie Combs & Shannon Doherty
**Matches TBA**
500th and last CWWF-produced show
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