CWWF The Lethal Lottery- Memphis, TN (3-29-06)
On this CWWF The Lethal Lottery special, sixteen women drawn last week will be drawn into teams just before their 1st Round matches tonight to compete in The Lethal Lottery tournament. The winners will receive an unknown reward, even more valuable then a World Tag Team Title shot at Mayhem or any other time. The sixteen women slated to compete are the 112-pound actress Jennifer Aniston, 752-pound songstress Kelly Clarkson, the 119-pound actress Holly Marie Combs, the 228-pound wrestler Dawn Marie, the 200-pound actress Shannon Doherty, the 717-pound actress Shannon Elizabeth, the 129-pound World Champion Salma Hayek, the 117-pound socialite Nicky Hilton, the 210-pound Internet champion Paris Hilton, the 243-pound actress Ashley Judd, the 118-pound actress Keira Knightley, the 283-pound actress Mandy Moore, the 120-pound singer Mya, the 371-pound singer Britney Spears, the 375-pound actress Tiffani Thiessen, and the 292-pound actress Shania Twain. Also before the finals, the CWWF World Tag Team Title will be put on the line as Jenny Lopez & Alicia Silverstone look to defend the titles against the Aussies, Nicole Kidman & Kylie Minogue, in a 300-pound match. And Traci and Laura conducted an interview with Hilary Duff earlier this week and you’ll see what she has to say the week after it was announced her mother and sister had finally been slimmed down from immobility caused by the fat attack of Charisma Carpenter.
The picture showed a caption, “Earlier today,” on the bottom as it showed the sixteen women drawn into The Lethal Lottery tournament entering the arena at various times in the day and in pairs or factions. The Commonwealth arrived first as Shania Twain, Keira Knightley, and Mandy Moore highlighted among the women of the group. It then showed individual arrivals of Nicky Hilton then Tiffani Thiessen, and then Jennifer Aniston who tried to out run Dawn Marie who came in right after the tawny haired actress. The Charmed Ones then came with Holly Marie Combs and Shannon Doherty being highlighted while Rose McGowan and Alyssa Milano talked to them. It then showed Paris Hilton arriving, showing off the Internet Title belt with a very smug way. Suddenly the Americans were in on the action as Britney Spears, Kelly Clarkson, and Shannon Elizabeth headed the way. Ashley Judd then arrived and glared over to her older sister as she waddled past the redheaded manager who was laughing out loud at the appearance of her younger sibling. Finally the CWWF World Champion Salma Hayek arrived and was joined by Mya as the two talked about the hard-core chicks and what their possible actions could be. Then the picture changed to the present to show the Commissioner herself. Stephanie then glanced to her right and left before the camera panned back around her to show what she was seeing. All sixteen women were seated close to the stage entrance curtain as the 542+ pound executive then said, “Thank you all for coming here. Now in a matter of moments, Lillian Garcia will finished turning the ball hopper, grab a ball, open it, and then announce the first member of the first team, just head out to the ring. The second person selected will be the first woman’s partner. The next two selected will be the next team and so on. Remember you’re fighting together to win the tournament and the winner’s receive something very special. And by special, I don’t mean to surprise you with a title shot for the World Tag Team Title. When I mean special, I mean special. Both you and your partner receive it, so even if you’re paired with your mortal enemy, you might not want to screw one another.” The women looked around to each other before Stephanie then said, “And I think Lillian is about ready.”
The picture changed to show the ring area then the 300+ pound Lillian Garcia who looked close to 400 sitting next to a turning ball hopper then stopping it. She opened a door, grabbed a ball from the inside, stood up, opened it up, and then spoke. “Ladies and gentlemen, the first woman selected weighing in at 283-pounds, Mandy Moore.” The dark haired actress waddled out onto stage to massive heat that grew louder as she headed down the ramp before entering the ring and posing before going over to a corner. Lillian then said, “And her tag team partner, weighing in at 717-pounds for a combined weight of 1000-pounds, Shannon Elizabeth.” The dark haired actress waddled out onto the stage to a great pop that grew as she headed down the ramp then entered the ring before staring at her partner to stared back, as both didn’t look happy. The sandy haired ring announcer stopped the turning hopper then removed another ball then said, “And their opponents, first weighting in at 210-pounds and the reigning CWWF Internet champion, Paris Hilton.” The blond haired socialite came out onto the stage with a smug smile on her face as she headed down to massive heat that grew louder once she entered the ring and posed for the sold out arena. Lillian then said, “And her partner weighing in at 117-pounds for a combined weight of 327-pounds, Nicky Hilton.” Paris spun around and looking dumb-struck then back up at the stage as the blond haired socialite walked onto the stage to a massive pop that grew louder as she headed down the ramp then entered the ring before staring face to face with her older sister.
LETHAL LOTTERY 1ST ROUND MATCH- Losers gain 100-pounds each
Shannon Elizabeth & Mandy Moore (1000) vs. Paris & Nicky Hilton (327)
The two teams cohesion looked like it might be a challenge as the referee asked for the starting members, which seemed to get the tension in the match at a fever pitch before the bell even rang. Finally Mandy and Nicky came out to the middle of the ring as the bell sounded. The dark haired 283-pound Commonwealth member to a swipe at Nicky’s eyes, but the younger Hilton moved her head out of the way and came back with a kick to the gut then a clothesline that floored the dark haired actress. Nicky then started to beat down on Mandy as the crowd cheer, but then the Commonwealth member grabbed Nicky’s head then slammed the top of her head into the blond haired socialite’s jaw making the 117-pounder back off. Paris then slammed Nicky on the back of the head to tag herself in and pushed her younger sister aside once she entered the ring. The Internet champion then went to kick Mandy in the gut only for the dark haired actress to take Paris’ leg out from under her, but was received a double footed kick to the gut that sent her into her own corner where Shannon was. Looking pissed off and not like she wanted to be there, Mandy slapped the dark haired 717-pounder in the face to officially tag in her partner. Shannon entered the ring and Paris quickly tagged in Nicky. The two women looked at one another the super-sized 717-pounder looking mammoth compared to the 117-pound then they started to circle around the ring. Then Shannon went to use their weight advantage only for Nicky to avoid the charge then trip Shannon up from behind. The dark haired actress stumbled into the ropes then came bouncing off right into a dropkick by the socialite to the side of the head. Shannon went down to her knees where Nicky started to beat down on her, but the super-sized woman fought back and made Nicky retreat towards the ropes, giving herself to get to her feet, which she did. Shannon then went to take the fight to Nicky, but missed an elbow to the face attempt against the ropes and was whipped the socialite right towards Mandy in their corner. The impact of Shannon arrival almost sent the 283-pounder on the ring edge into the crowd barrier then suddenly the Commonwealth member couldn’t restrain herself as she popped Shannon several times with a headbutt. Shannon stumbled back into the middle of the ring as Nicky went to get her, when Paris entered the ring and shoved her younger sister down representing it as a ‘tag’ then gave Shannon The Stroke. The 717-pound woman’s head went hard into the canvas then she was turned over, Paris hooked a leg, and the referee slapped down the 1-2-3 as Nicky turned towards her older sister not looking happy as the bell sounded giving them the win. Paris got to her feet and started celebrating ‘her’ accomplishment while Nicky rolled out of the ring with a glare on her face while Mandy didn’t seem to care that was as going to gain 100-pounds for at least the next 90-days.
Shannon’s face grew rounder like a ball, puffier, and bulgier as her fleshy layer grew deeper and longer as her third chin aproned down in-between her barely enormous breasts. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they rolled down each side of her enormous paunch. Shannon’s paunch bulged in front of her twenty-six inches in length and aproned down past her knees to her calves. Her backside grew wider as her hips flared out each side of her bottom a foot while her buttocks expanded outwards to almost seventeen and a half inches, sagging over her thighs, and forming a very massive shelf. Shannon’s legs grew into bulgy and dimpled tree trunks that supported her front-heavy 817-pound body that she slowly waddled to the back furious at her drawn partner. Mandy’s face grew oval shaped, softer, and bulgier as a second chin merged with her two jowls to form a fleshy layer under her jaw that aproned down over part of her neck. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they rolled down a large paunch. Mandy’s stomach bulged out in front of her almost seven inches in length and aproned down to her lower middle thigh area. Her backsides grew wider as her hips flared out a third of a foot while her backside grew out about the same length as her stomach, sagging over her upper thighs, and forming a large shelf that counterbalanced her paunch. Mandy’s thighs grew thicker and chunkier to support her 383-pound body that she angrily waddled to the locker room area.
The picture changed to show Jenny Lopez and Alicia Silverstone in their locker room as they prepared for their World Tag Team Title defense against the Aussies later in the night. The Latina singer-actress and the blond haired actress where seated, spaced apart on their locker room bench as they’re super-sized bodies jiggled as they moved. The duo also had Mariah Carey and Gwen Stefani in their locker room, as they were eating from a food-laden table. The four big women were doing their own then when Mariah asked, “So what do you believe is going to happen tonight? Have a back-up plan in case the Commonwealth decides to make their presence felt?” Alicia shifted her 683-pound body and said, “Yeah. If you want to join us, that would be fun to see their faces?” Gwen shrugged her shoulders and said, “I’m game if you are,” towards her tag team partner. The 648-pound woman nodded and Jenny said, “First, let’s wait until the camera’s out of the way.” The four big women then turned towards the camera as the cameraman then started to move away from them.
The picture changed to show the ring area as Lillian stopped the ball hopper from turning and pulled out a ball then opened it. “Ladies and gentlemen, the fifth woman selected weighing in at 371-pounds, Britney Spears.” The blond haired singer waddled out onto the stage to a massive pop that grew louder as she headed down the ramp and entered the squared circle where she posed for the Memphis crowd. “And her partner, weighing in at 292-pounds for a combined weight of 663-pounds, Shania Twain.” The brunette haired singer waddled out onto the stage not looking happy as she got massive heat that only grew as she entered the ring and glared at her partner who returned the look.” The sandy haired woman on the outside then said, “And their opponents, first weighing in at 120-pounds, Mya.” The African-American R&B singer walked out onto the stage to a great pop that grew louder as she headed down the ramp then entered the squared circle then posed for the crowd. Then Lillian stopped the ball hopper from turning and took out another ball before saying, “And her partner, weighing in at 129-pounds for a combined weight of 249-pounds, the reigning CWWF World Champion Salma Hayek!” The raven-haired Mexican-born actress walked out onto the stage to a massive pop that grew louder as she headed down the ramp then entered the ring where she and Mya high-fived one another and posed for the sold out crowd before going back to their corner.
LETHAL LOTTERY 1ST ROUND MATCH- Losers gain 100-pounds each
Britney Spears & Shania Twain (663) vs. Salma Hayek & Mya (249)
The team of Salma and Mya seemed to be on the same page earlier as Mya went out to the middle of the ring while Britney and Shania stared each other down then started arguing until finally the brunette haired singer slapped her partner upside the head then went to the ring edge. Britney then went to the middle of the ring looked pissed off when the bell rang. The 120-pound singer hooked up with the 371-pound blond only for Britney to immediately use her weight advantage by whipping the African-American young woman across the ring and then taking her down with a clothesline. Britney then started to pound away on Mya before getting her to her feet and the whipping her into a corner. But as the 371-pound woman went to bounce off the ropes close to her team’s corner when her brunette haired partner slapped her in the back of the head, tagging herself in. Shania entered the squared circle and stared down at one another before the brunette haired Commonwealth member went to go for Mya. But the 120-pound Mya came out of the corner, lunged, and tagged in Salma. The raven-haired, Mexican-born actress came into the ring, ducked a clothesline attempt by Shania, and then started to beat down on her with several blows before taking her down with a blow to the side of the head. The crowd was going wild as the World Champion beat down on Shania when the Commonwealth member lunged towards her corner and slapped Britney on the hand. The 371-pound American entered the ring and stared down with Sandra before the two did a quick handshake. But then the 292-pound singer came jumping over her ‘partner’ from the top rope and dropkicked Salma down to the mat. Shania then started to strut around the ring with a cocky expression on her face when Britney charged her and gave her The Spear. The crowd roared as the blond haired singer got to her feet then dragged Shania’s hand up before she slapped it with her own. The World Champion meanwhile was taken out of the match as Mya tagged herself in while Salma continued to recover from the blow to her head. The singer went over to Shania and watched as Britney left the ring to the outside, not even caring that she’d gain 100 more pounds. Mya covered Shania and the referee slapped down the 1-2-3 to give Mya and Salma the victory. The duo started to celebrate while Britney didn’t seem to care on the outside.
Shania’s face grew rounder, puffier, and bulgier as her ring of fat grew deeper and longer as it aproned down and hid most of her neck. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they rolled down each side of her borderline large/massive paunch. Shania’s stomach bulged in front of her to two-thirds of a foot and aproned down to her lower thigh area. Her butt grew as her hips flared out each side of her bottom while her buttocks grew outward to half a foot and starting to form two spheres, sagging over her thighs, and producing a shelf that wasn’t enough to match her front-heavy stomach. Shania’ legs became thick and chubby as they waddled her 392-pound body to the locker room looking pissed off. Britney’s face grew rounder, puffier, and bulgier as her ring of fat grew deeper and longer as it aproned down most of her neck close to her chest eyeing her huge breasts. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they rolled down each side of her borderline large/massive paunch. Britney’s stomach bulged in front of her to ten inches in length as it aproned down to her lower mid thigh area. Her butt grew wider as they flared out each side of her bottom while her buttocks surged outwards and formed spheres that grew bulkier, sagging over her big thighs, and increasing her shelf size to that of massive as she was a very bottom-heavy woman. Britney’s thighs grew thicker and plumper as they supported her 471-pound pear-shaped figure she waddled to the locker room behind the pissed off Commonwealth member.
The picture changed to show Stephanie McMahon seated in her big leather chain behind the desk in her office. The 542+ pound woman leaned back as the camera moved and panned back to reveal Kirsten Dunst and Jennifer Garner on the other side of the desk. The brunette haired executive then said, “Well ladies, the two of you have had an eventful couple of months, but now its time for things to get serious. If the two of you want to go at it, it’ll be fine with me as long as it’s an official match. And I’ve decided to make it Kirsten Dunst versus Jennifer Garner at Mayhem. The two of you can hammer out the contract details yourself, but for reasons that are my own at this time the two of you will remain at this weight until your match. So get agents or representatives or something to hammer out the details and then send me the contract in a week. The two you stay away from one another until the much or Tori Spelling might have company in the 4000+ pound club.”
The picture changed to show the ring area as Lillian finished turning the ball hopper then retrieved a ball from it and then said, “Ladies and gentlemen, the ninth woman selected weighing in at 243-pounds, Ashley Judd.” The dark haired actress waddled out onto the stage to a great pop that grew louder as she entered the ring and posed for the sold out arena. “And her partner,” the sandy haired announcer paused for a moment then shook her head and continued, “Weighing in at 119-pounds for a combined weight of 362-pounds, Holly Marie Combs.” The raven-haired Charmed One walked out onto the stage looking pissed off as did her drawn partner who watched her former partner head down the ramp then enter the ring where they just glared at one another. Lillian then stopped the spinning hopper and retrieved another ball. “And their opponents, weighing in at 200-pounds, Shannon Doherty.” The raven-haired Charmed One came out onto the stage to great heat looking pissed off as she headed down the ramp then entered the ring. The sandy haired ring announcer removed the twelve ball from the recently stopped moving hopper then said, “And her partner,” she paused looking a little stunned and it sounded as she continued, “weighing in at 375-pounds for a combined weight of 575-pounds, Tiffani Thiessen.” The raven-haired woman waddled out onto the stage to a nice, if not great, pop that grew as she headed down the ramp and entered the ring to just stare at her official former, but technically current partner.
LETHAL LOTTERY 1ST ROUND MATCH- Losers gain 100-pounds each
Holly Marie Combs & Ashley Judd (362) vs. Shannon Doherty & Tiffani Thiessen (575)
The two teams looked very uncomfortable and agitated at each other’s partners then almost broke out into a fight before the referee grabbed Ashley and Shannon from their respective teams then signaled for the bell. The two women circled around the squared circle before hooking up with one another and struggled to gain the offensive advantage. Ashley used her slight weight advantage to take Shannon down to the mat only for the Charmed One to flip the dark haired actress right down next to her. The two women started exchanging blows with one another on the canvas as they struggled to their feet when Shannon dropped her head down and sent her shoulder into Ashley’s gut then lifted her up onto her shoulders before giving her a back-body-drop. The Charmed One then went towards her corner and kicked Tiffani in the gut through the ropes then suplexed her into the ring, as the referee accepted the apparent ‘tag.’ Tiffani and Ashley got to their feet before staring each other down. The two women circled around the ring looking like they were going to battle when they straightened up and stared one another down before seemingly glancing at each other’s partner. Tiffani then cocked her head towards her partner and Ashley did the same before the two turned around then whacked their partner’s with blows to the head. The two women then suplexed Holly and Shannon into the ring and then started to beat down on them. The referee tried to stop the beat down, but both Ashley and Tiffani pushed him away when he tried to intervene on the Charmed One’s behalf. Then Rose McGowan and Alyssa Milano charged down the ring attacking Ashley and Tiffani. But as the four women brawled, Shannon and Holly slowly got to their feet only for their former partners to send the two other Charmed Ones over the top rope to the floor. Ashley and Tiffani then double clotheslined both Holly and Shannon as the crowd cheered them on before the referee stopped them from continuing long enough for Rose and Alyssa to pull Holly and Shannon out to the floor then quickly assist them to the back as the crowd cheered for Ashley and Tiffani. The two women then headed out of the ring and up the ramp when Lillian announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, this match is a no contest and as a result the winner of the final 1st Round match will win an immediate place into the finals of The Lethal Lottery tournament!”
The picture changed to show the Commonwealth’s locker room as Madonna and a few other Commonwealth members were watching their monitor before turning back towards the middle of the locker room. The middle-aged blond haired Co-Executive President walked over to Nicole Kidman and Kylie Minogue and said, “Well, Keira has a shot at the finals, hopefully she’ll have a good partner.” The two women nodded before Kylie said, “Hopefully it’ll be Jennifer then maybe we can sway her to our side.” Madonna nodded and said, “Yes, let’s hope. Then again if you’re picking between two evils one would hope she doesn’t get Dawn Marie. Kelly Clarkson would be better than that nut, but then again she’s an American.” Nicole laughed before saying, “But after tonight, the Americans will realize they have no chance against us. We’re going to take out their obese friends and reclaim our title belts, once and for all. After tonight, the Commonwealth will own the Tag Title belts forever.”
The picture changed to show the stage entrance when out onto the stage came Jennifer Aniston to a massive pop followed by Kelly Clarkson to a nearly as loud pop, Dawn Marie to great heat, and Keira Knightley to massive heat as they headed down the ramp then entered the ring. The four women posed in their own unique way then stood in the middle of the ring. Lillian stopped turning the ball hopper as Jennifer, Kelly, and Keira who all looked at the disturbed Dawn Marie who was bouncing around the squared circle gathered towards one another looked hopefully at one another. “Ladies and gentlemen, the thirteenth woman selected weighing in at 752-pounds, Kelly Clarkson.” The dyed blond haired singer waved to the crowd then got close to Jennifer and seemed to be praying for a miracle as was the tawny haired actress, then surprisingly Keira got on the other side of Jennifer and seemed to be praying for a miracle getting the attention of other two, which she turned to the fourth woman in the ring then back to praying for a miracle. The sandy haired ring announcer then said, “And her partner, weighing in at 118-pounds for a combined weight of 870-pounds, Keira Knightley.” The dark haired actress looked to be neutral as was Kelly while Jennifer look horrified as Dawn Marie came over to her and started to hug her then started to celebrate. As a formality Lillian grabbed a ball from the hopper then announced, “And their opponents, weight in at 112-pounds Jennifer Aniston,” then after grabbing the last ball then said, “And her partner, weighing in at 228-pounds for a combined weight of 340-pounds, Dawn Marie.” The two teams went to separate corners with three of the four women not looking like they were going to enjoy the match at all.
LETHAL LOTTERY 1ST ROUND MATCH- Losers gain 100-pounds each
Kelly Clarkson & Keira Knightley (870) vs. Jennifer Aniston & Dawn Marie (340)
The bell rang as an excited Dawn Marie and a very unhappy Keira came out to the middle of the ring where the dark brunette haired wrestler slapped the dark haired actress then kicked her in the gut before giving her an Atomic Drop to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Dawn then started to beat down on the Commonwealth member getting more of the Memphis crowd on her side until she came over to Jennifer dragging the actress and seemingly praising the tawny haired actress in the corner. Jennifer tried to get her to focus, but Dawn was so bent on praising the former World Champion that Keira kicked her knees from behind to get free from the wrestler’s grip. Keira tagged in Kelly to the crowd’s liking as they roared as the 752-pound woman entered the ring while Dawn looked at the crowd and started shouting, “DON’T BOO JENNIFER! DON’T BOO HER! NOT FOR THIS WHORE!” Dawn then with rage attacked the dyed blond haired singer with a flying clothesline that made Kelly stumble back until the wrestler chopblocked her from behind, much to Keira’s amusement. Dawn then grabbed the back of Kelly’s head and started to slam her face several times into the canvas before kicking it with her foot. The crowd was giving the dark brunette haired 228-pounder massive heat when Jennifer asked for a tag. Dawn eagerly tagged in her partner and opened the ropes for her as well then yelled at Kelly, “JENNIFER IS GOING TO FINISH YOU OFF WHORE!!!” Keira seemed to be enjoying Kelly in pain as she slowly got to her feet as Jennifer readied for the Superkick. But when Kelly got to her feet, she fell towards her corner and tagged in Keira. The crowd roared as Jennifer then took the 118-pound Commonwealth member off the ring edge with a Superkick, sending her into the air before falling down to the floor. Dawn raced over to the dark haired actress on the outside and went to bring her into the squared circle for Jennifer to pin, but Keira started fighting her only to still be forced into the ring as Kelly was slowly getting to her feet. The Commonwealth member then kicked Kelly in the face, sending her backwards and almost taking out Jennifer. Dawn went ballistic, thinking that Kelly was ‘illegally’ trying to take out her partner. Dawn then entered the ring and started to beat down on Kelly when Jennifer tried to stop her. But Keira tried to dropkick the tawny haired actress only for Jennifer to barely move out of the way and watch Keira land in the ropes. But once the dark haired actress had untangled herself, she was given a second Superkick. Jennifer decided enough was enough and went for the pin while Dawn pinned Kelly after a pounding. The referee slapped down the 1-2-3 and the match was over as Jennifer and Dawn Marie were on their way to the final match of the show. The two women headed for the ball, the wrestler on Jennifer’s heels gushing to the tawny haired actress who seemed to be trying to ignore her partner. In the ring, the American and the Commonwealth member got to their feet looking pissed at one another then pointed fingers accusingly then brawled. The crowd roared until security broke the two apart.
Kelly’s face grew from oval shaped into round, puffier, and bulgier as her ring of fat grew deeper forming a third chin and longer as it aproned down over her neck and in-between her breasts. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they rolled down each side of her very enormous paunch. Kelly’s stomach bulged in front of her to almost twenty-five and a half inches in length and aproned down her knees to the canvas where it spread out half a foot in diameter. Her butt grew wider as her hips flared out each side of her bottom another five inches while her buttocks expanded outwards the same distance as her stomach, sagging over her upper thighs, and increase her shelf size to counterbalanced her paunch. Kelly’s legs grew into massive, if not huge tree trunks forcing her to waddle her 852-pound body slower to the locker room area than for anyone else her size and still able to waddle. Keira’s face grew rounder, puffy, and bulgy as a second chin appeared while her cheeks filled out from their hollow look, but not quiet jowls yet. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they hung above a very large paunch. Keira’s stomach bulged in front of her to about two-thirds of a foot and aproning down to her middle thigh area in the process. Her backside grew wider as her hips flared out to almost three-quarters of a foot while expanding outwards a half a foot, sagging over her upper thighs, and forming a large shelf that only highlighted the fact she was front-heavy. Keira’s thighs threw thicker and chunkier, pressing against one another to make her walk somewhat normally and somewhat with a waddle as she moved her 218-pound body to the locker room looking immersed in hatred as she went.
The picture changed to show a caption saying, ‘Los Angeles, earlier this week,’ then it showed Traci and Laura sitting together with a chair between them. Then into the room walked Hilary Duff followed by her mother and her older sister Haylie. The blond haired singer-actress sat down and Laura asked her the first question, “Hilary, we heard last week that you’re mother and older sister had finally been slimmed down. How as the last week been as a family?” The 100-pound young woman smiled and said, “It’s been reassuring and exciting. We’re doing all sorts of thing. It’s been great.” Traci then asked, “Hilary, at first you blamed, and rightly so, Charisma Carpenter for this. Then after February Frenzy you started blaming someone else. Why? Are you desperate for attention, but that’s what you did.” The slender young woman then said, “Traci, I came to realize that Charmisa was only doing what she was doing because her head had been scrambled by the brainwashing of Christina Aguilera into her quasi-cult The Covenant and the Mistress/Beast relationship. Charisma was just trying to hold on to what her mind was thinking was reality and now she doesn’t even have that. For what happened to my family and a little towards what she did to Charisma, I’m challenging Christina Aguilera to a match at Mayhem. If I win then Christina gains to her highest weight ever and if Christina wins then I gain to double my highest weight ever.” The picture changed to show Christina watching a monitor with a grim expression on her face then turning towards a corner of her locker room then asking, “What should I do My Lady?” A figure then moved partially into the light to expose her lower jaw and said showing off gnarled teeth, “At Mayhem she will be destroyed.”
The picture changed to show backstage as Paris and Nicky Hilton met up backstage glaring at one another before the reigning Internet champion all but stuck her title belt into her little sister’s face then asked, “Annoyed this is one of the few times you’ll ever get to close?” The 117-pound Nicky then said, “No, I’m more interested in Mayhem, but since I have a month to wait and I’ve been drawn your partner, let’s at least try to win this thing because who knows what the winners get...it could be anything.” Paris then said, “Don’t count on it being the lucky you’ll need to beat me.” The picture changed to show Salma Hayek putting the World Title belt around her waist as Mya got to her feet before doing some stretches. The African-American singer then said, “I can’t believe we got drawn as partners, of course Paris and Nicky can’t believe they were drawn as partners either.” Salma laughed and said, “Yeah, but let’s not think that their rivalry is going to get in their way of winning. Paris doesn’t want to get fat and I think Nicky wants to show up her sister, together they make a formidable team.” Mya then said, “Of course there is the unofficial team of Pink and Christina to worry about with their weapons by their side.” The World Champion just said, “True, but would you want to piss off the Commissioner after what’s already happened today?” But Mya replied, “That hasn’t stopped them before.”
LETHAL LOTTERY SEMIFINAL MATCH- Losers gain 150-pounds each
Paris & Nicky Hilton (327) vs. Salma Hayek & Mya (249)
The two blond haired socialites came out onto the stage to a massive mixed reaction that didn’t change as they headed down the ramp until Paris entered the ring first only to receive heat until Nicky entered getting a pop, the duo did their own poses before going to a corner and waiting for their opponents. The raven-haired actress and the African-American singer walked out onto the stage and down the ramp to a massive pop that grew louder when they entered the ring and posed before going to their corner. The referee signaled for the bell once Paris and Salma came out from their corners. The two reigning champions stared each other down before Paris went to take the World Champion out only for Salma to duck the Internet champion’s clothesline attempt then ram her in the lower back with her shoulder and charge her into the nearest corner hard. But the blond haired socialite brought up one of her feet and impacted Salma in the face. Paris then whipped Salma towards Mya in the corner before heading over to Nicky and tagging her in hard. The 117-pound Hilton went towards Salma who was about to tag in Mya when Pink and Christina Applegate came out of the crowd then grabbed her from off the ring edge, taking her down to the floor. The two women started beating down on Mya as Salma watched, the World Champion turned quickly and wildly as she hit Nicky on the side of the face, close to her eye. Nicky yelped and covered her eyes as Salma then went to look at her, the 117-pound Hilton thought it was an attack then back-body-dropped Salma to the canvas then went for her corner. But Paris started playing games with her younger sister while on the outside, the hard-core chicks were beating down on Mya hard then sent her through a table. The crowd was booing them when Nicky stumbled back into the middle of the ring and bummed Salma towards the ropes only for Christina to grab her with her whip then pull her over the top rope to the floor before Pink sent Mya underneath the bottom rope. The singer slowly got to her feet then tried to get Salma’s hand and pull her into the ring, but failed. As she got to her feet, so did Nicky who thinking it was someone else, grabbed Mya as she was turned away from the singer’s face and lifted her up into a Fisherman’s Carry then gave the 120-pounder a DVD then went for the pinfall. Paris didn’t look happy as Nicky got the victory after her taunting while the hard-core chicks sent Salma into the steel steps. After the 1-2-3, Nicky rolled out to the outside and headed to the back with a pissed off looking Paris looking pissed off. In the ring Mya and slowly Salma as she came in under the bottom rope looked pissed as they slowly got to their feet afterwards.
Mya’s face grew rounder, puffier, and bulgier as her second chin appeared then merged with her jowls to from a fleshy layer under her jaw that aproned down over a small portion of her neck. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they rolled down each side of her large paunch. Mya’s stomach bulged out in front of her almost five inches in length and aproned down to her upper thigh area. Her butt, on the other hand, grew wider making her hips flare out each side of her bottom almost five and a half inches on each side as her backside expanded almost nine and a half inches outwards, sagging over her thighs, and forming a massive self that showed she was a bottom-heavy woman. Mya’s thighs grew thicker and chunkier becoming stout as they supported her 275-pound body that she waddled round the ring before speaking with her partner. Salma’s face grew rounder, puffy, and bulgy as a second chin appeared and started that merged with her two jowls created from cheeks to form a fleshy layer under jaw. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they hung above a medium size paunch. Salma’s stomach bulged in front of her to nearly five and a half inches and aproned down to her upper thigh area. Her backside grew wide as her hips flared out each side of her bottom almost three and a half inches while her buttocks expanded outwards seven inches, sagging over her upper thighs, and forming a very large shelf to show off her bottom-heavy body. Salma’s thighs grew thicker and larger as they smashed against each other forcing her to waddle her 279-pound body around the ring, listening to her partner.
The picture continued to show the ring area as Lillian tossed the World Champion a mic and Salma then said, “Pink, Christina, get your fat asses in here. We want the two of you in the ring right now.” The crowd roared as Mya went to the outside and grabbed a steel chair then reentered the ring, as security. The pink-haired Mohawk-sporting singer and the blond haired actress with their weapons in tow came out onto the stage then proceeded down the ramp then entered the ring. The crowd roared as Salma then said, “This is the last time you’re going to interfere with either of us. We’re challenging you to a,” suddenly Pink swung her lead pipe into the World Champion’s gut then Christina started choking Salma with her whip. Mya was a few moments to slow in getting the steel chair up but when she did, Christina backed away. The 220-pound woman stared at the two hard-core chicks then went to swing only to turn and bash Salma in the head as the Memphis crowd gave a shocked reaction. The two hard-core chicks then descended on the World Champion beating down on her as Mya watched then grabbed the mic as the two women kept Salma up on her knees as Mya got close to her face then said, “Salma, how do you like surprises? Well, surprise. I paid them and they did their job perfectly, they made you become my friend again. Well, guess what you damn bitch! YOU TOOK THE SPOT MEANT FOR ME! I was going to be the break out star of the former Family, but you had to horn your way into Sandra’s business and people forgot about how I beat the living hell out of Catherine. But it doesn’t matter now. I’m challenging you Salma for the World Title at Mayhem and I know you’ll accept, but after tonight they is no way you’re going to let yourself be embarrassed like this and not respond. See you at MYA-hem!” The crowd gave Mya massive heat as she headed to the back with Pink and Christina beside her with a big smile on her face. Salma slowly rolled out of the ring looking pissed off and was helped to the back along the crowd barrier.
The picture changed to show the ring area when out onto the stage waddled the super-sized Latina singer-actress and the blond haired actress to a massive pop as Lillian Garcia then announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, the next match is for the CWWF World Tag Team Title. Introducing first at a combined weight of 1314-pounds, they are the reigning World Tag champions, Jenny Lopez and Alicia Silverstone!” The duo entered the squared circle and posed for the roaring crowd before handing the title belts to the referee. The super-sized redheaded actress and the brunette haired singer waddled out onto the stage followed by Madonna and the Angels to massive heat as the sandy-haired ring announcer said, “And their opponents, weighing in at a combined 1203-pounds, Nicole Kidman and Kylie Minogue, The Aussies!” The duo entered the ring and stared down with their opponents as the crowd started cheering as the referee held up the title belts to each side of the ring before handing them to Lillian through the ropes.
CWWF WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH- Losers gain 300-pounds each
Jenny Lopez & Alicia Silverstone [CHAMPIONS] (1314) vs. The Aussies [Nicole Kidman & Kylie Minogue] (1203)
The referee signaled for each team’s starting woman to come out, getting the 631-pound Jenny and 602-pound Kylie as they circled around one another. The two hooked up just as the bell rang and the match was underway as they struggled with one another for several minutes before the brunette haired singer sent a knee into Jenny’s gut then flipped the Latina down to the mat then brought her knee right down onto her chest. The Aussie then started to beat down on Jenny, but the singer-actress came back with a grab at Kylie’s throat that made the singer tried to get the Latina’s off of her. But then Jenny rolled herself over and made the Aussie scramble on the canvas towards her corner. Kylie then tagged in Nicole and the redheaded actress entered the ring only for Jenny to send in the hot tag to Alicia. The 683-pound blond haired actress charged into the ring and took the 601-pound woman off her feet with a big clothesline then started to stomp away on the redhead. Then the Angels got up on the ring edge looking to influence the match when down the ramp stormed Avril Lavigne and Kate Winslet to a great pop. The blond haired singer and redheaded actress grabbed Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz from the ring edge then sent them flying into the crowd barrier much to Madonna’s surprise and irritation. The Co-President of the CWWF started screaming into a cell phone when out onto the stage came the rest of the Commonwealth looking ready to help the Aussies as Alicia sent Nicole hard into a corner. But then the Americans including Mariah and Gwen came out behind the Commonwealth and attacked them. The two ‘armies’ started beating the hell out of one another as Madonna looked pissed off as Alicia grabbed Nicole and powerbombed her into the middle of the ring. Kylie came charging into the squared circle to stop the blond haired woman, but Jenny grabbed her by the arm then slung her over the top rope right into the middle-aged blond on the outside to a massive roar. Alicia then belly flopped onto Nicole and the referee slapped down the 1-2-3 to give Alicia and Jenny the victory to retain the World Tag Team Title. The two women then went to go and help the American in their fight with the Commonwealth only for security to come en masse to separate the two sides on either end of the stage.
Nicole’s face became spherical as it bulged outward while her ring of flesh grew deeper forming a third chin and longer as it aproned down in-between her breasts. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they rolled down each side of her very enormous paunch. Nicole’s paunch bulged in front of her almost eleven inches more and aproned down past her knees, calves, and ankles to spread out on the floor seventeen inches in diameter. Her rear end to grew extremely wide as her hips flared out each side of her body like those of very large mammoths while her buttocks grew outwards more, sagging over her thighs and over her knees while her shelf grew massively larger but not enough to counterbalance her paunch. Nicole’s legs became tree trunks but were unable to support her upper body and at 901-pounds she went down to the canvas before being rolled onto a cart to be taken to the back. Kylie’s face grew rounder as it became ball-like, puffier, and bulgier as her fleshy layer grew deeper as a third chin formed and longer as it aproned down over her neck and down in-between her huge breasts. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they rolled down each side of her barely enormous paunch. Kylie’s stomach bulged in front of her to fourteen and a half inches in length and aproned down past her knees, calves, and ankles to spread out on the canvas. Her backside grew wider as her hips flared out each side of her bottom about the same as her paunch while her buttocks surged outwards to nearly twenty-six inches, sagging over her thighs, and increasing to a borderline enormous/gigantic shelf showing she was a bottom-heavy woman. Kylie’s legs grew into huge tree trunks that couldn’t hold up her 902-pound body as she went down to the mat and was rolled onto a cart to be taken to the back.
The picture continued to show the ring area as the Americans and Commonwealth were separated on the stage when out from behind the curtain waddled the Commissioner herself. The brunette haired executive looked around at the sold out Memphis crowd that gave her a massive pop then waved her hands to quiet them down for her to speak. After several moments the crowd quieted down and Stephanie spoke, “I’ve been making or signing matches for Mayhem left and right. And I’ve decided to add another one to the card. The Americans and the Commonwealth have been going at it for months now and I’ve decided enough is enough. At Mayhem, we’re going to bring back a match once used in WCW to help settle disputes between groups this big. The match was called Wargames!” The crowd roared as both factions seemed to be a little in the dark about the match. “Wargames for those you don’t know it involves a steel cage surrounding, not one, but two rings. To begin the match, one member of each team will start and through the use of a coin flip a member from either team would enter after a certain amount of time. Meaning that one team would hold a 2-1 then 3-2 then 4-3 then 5-4 advantage for five minutes until the opposing team’s member entered. Once every member of both teams was in the match only then could the match end by submission or surrender. But here in the CWWF we’ll be doing something different. For out Wargames match, each entry will be up for a coin toss meaning that one team could have the 2-1 advantage, but the other team could have the 3-2 advantage, etc. And the only way to win will be via submission. The American and Commonwealth are going to end their feud after making the other team submit. So for the Americans we’ll have Britney Spears as the Captain with Faith Hill, Sarah McLachlan, Kelly Clarkson, and Shannon Elizabeth as the rest of her team. For the Commonwealth, the three women who were in The Lethal Lottery tonight, Mandy Moore, Shania Twain, and Keira Knightley will be joined by Naomi Campbell and Charlize Theron with Ms. Twain as the Captain. Now get to the back, you’ll have a month to figure out what your plan is going to be for the match.” The crowd roared as the two factions were led to the back by security as the Commissioner looked on before waddling to the back following the two columns of fighters.
The picture changed to show Paris and Nicky backstage standing uneasily next to one another as Traci stood in-between them. The blond haired reporter then asked, “Paris, you’ve had to the endure the back-stabbing of your younger sister tonight, how have you be able to get to the finals?” But before the Internet champion could respond, Nicky glared into Traci’s face and the reporter quickly said, “Nicky, your sister Paris has harassed you tonight, how have the two of you been able to reach the finals?” Traci now getting glares from both socialites got out of the way as they then stared each other down. The picture changed to show Jennifer Aniston looking like she was going to lose it when the camera panned back to show an excited Dawn Marie who was bouncing up and down, her 228-pounds jiggling as she did so. Laura then asked, “Jennifer and Dawn, through the luck of the draw some would say you lucked out to have a straight trip to the finals. Now you’re facing off with the Hilton sisters, who even though they have a strained relationship are one of the best tag teams in CWWF history. How do you see this match in just mere going down?” Dawn then grabbed the mic and screamed, “Jennifer is going to show the world why she is fucking awesome.” The wrestler then headed down the hallway as Jennifer slowly walked after her.
THE MAIN EVENT
LETHAL LOTTERY FINALS MATCH- Losers gain 200-pounds each
Paris & Nicky Hilton (327) vs. Jennifer Aniston & Dawn Marie (340)
The blond haired socialite sisters came out onto the stage to a massive mixed reaction that grew louder as they headed down the ramp then entered the ring where they posed before going to their corner where they seemed to be somewhat cooperating before they pushed each other away and argued. The tawny haired actress and the dark brunette haired wrestler came out onto the stage to a massive mixed reaction that grew louder as they entered the ring and posed for the sold out Memphis crowd. The referee was about to signal for the bell when Lillian then announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, I have just received word from the Commissioner. In light of the what has occurred earlier in the tournament, she has made the final a Texas Tornado Tag Team match.” The crowd roared as the two teams looked at one another. The bell rang and the match was on as the four women went towards the middle of the ring and they divided into pairs. Paris slapped away at Jennifer, but the tawny haired actress came back with a series of blows that sent the 210-pound Internet champion back into the ropes while Nicky ducked a clothesline attempt by Dawn then tripped her up from behind then started to beat down on her. The crowd seeing their two favorites beating on women they didn’t like cheered only for Paris to whip Jennifer off the ropes after the tawny haired actress went to get her and took her down with a clothesline. Dawn saw it out of the corner of her eye and pushed Nicky off of her. The 228-pound wrestler then charged at Paris screaming and tackled down, next to the ropes and started to beat down on her. Jennifer and Nicky got to their feet as Paris came back with a head butt then put the wrestler into a chokehold. But the wrestler pushed herself back and made the Internet champion fall onto her back. The referee went to start counting the pin and made it to two before, Nicky came in and kicked her sister’s hands and Dawn’s chest to break the count. The crowd gave it a mixed reaction as the 117-pound socialite grabbed the wrestler off her sister then started to beat down on her. Jennifer then seeing Paris struggling to her feet, went for the Internet champion as her competitive juices were pumping. Nicky sent Dawn into a corner then suplexed her out corner to the mat then continued to beat down on the wrestler. The tawny haired actress was giving Paris several vicious forearms shots when Paris then spat in Jennifer’s face, right into the eye. The Internet champion then tied Jennifer’s arm in the ropes then started to beat down on her while Nicky dragged Mya to her feet. The 117-pound Hilton then put Dawn onto her shoulders just as Paris turned to see her. The Internet champion then untangled Jennifer’s hand from the ropes and as Nicky gave the wrestler the DVD, Paris then gave the tawny haired actress The Stroke. The Hiltons then pinned their respective opponents and the referee slapped down the 1-2-3 to give Paris and Nicky the title of Lethal Lottery Champions. The sisters got to their feet and went to separate corners as they waited for Jennifer and Dawn to get fattened up.
Jennifer’s face grew rounder, softer, and bulgier as her second chin appeared and started merging with her just formed jowls that aproned down the upper part of her neck and jiggled above her very large breasts. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they rolled down each side of a large paunch. Jennifer’s paunch bulged in front of her to almost twelve inches in length as it aproned down to her middle thigh area. Her butt grew wider as her hips flared out each side of her bottom creating a circular sphere around her waist while her buttocks expanded outwards, sagging over her thighs, and forming a shelf that grew circular just like her paunch. Jennifer’s thighs grew into tree trunks to support her 312-pound apple shaped body that she waddled to the back. Dawn Marie’s face grew rounder, puffier, and bulgier as her ring of fat grew deeper and longer as it aproned down her neck and aimed towards her massive breasts. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they rolled down each side of her large paunch. Dawn Marie’s stomach bulged in front of her to a little over seven inches in length and aproned down to her middle thigh area. Her backside grew wider as her hips flared out more than her stomach stuck out while her buttocks to almost ten inches outwards, sagging over her thighs, and dramatically increasing her small shelf to that of borderline large/massive as her width accomplished it. Dawn Marie’s thighs grew larger, smashing and crashing into each other as she stood or waddled her bottom-heavy 428-pound body to the locker room area looking humiliated as she followed after Jennifer then clapped herself around the tawny haired actress’ large waist, knelt down, and put her face right were her legs met. Jennifer pushed her away and headed to the back as Dawn then screamed, “I’m sorry, Jennifer, forgive me, I’m a failure!” Then followed after her.
Back in the ring the referee was holding up the Hilton’s hands then left them in the middle of the ring to grab Paris’ title belt when she shoved Nicky and started shouting at her. The younger Hilton shouted back and suddenly the two started brawling across the ring as the crowd started chanting for Nicky. The two took each other down to the mat where they continued to fight like two cats before breaking away from one another and getting to their feet, but before they could charge at one another. They were interrupted by a woman’s voice saying, “Paris Whitney, Nicholai Olivia, the two of you stop right now.” The two sisters recognized the voice, stopped what they were doing, and turned their attention to the stage. A blond haired in her middle to late 40s was standing just in front of the ramp in a fashionable, yet professional business suit. Kathy Hilton looked down at her daughters in the ring then said, “The two of you should be ashamed,” the crowd booed her a little but she continued, “The two of you are sisters and you just won a tournament, but all you want to do is fight? What the fuck is wrong with you, at least put your differences a side for a night! But if this is the way the two of you want to act then fine, I’ll let you shame the family name but at a price. The Commissioner, Ms. McMahon, informed me of your match at the Mayhem event in May and the stipulations. I’ve watched what the two of you have been saying and considering the utter shame your father and I had to endure answering questions about what happened to the two of you over Christmas and New Year’s, I’ve decided to put my foot down. Paris, you want to whore out your sister using Hilton property or hid on the family estates if you lose until you’re back to your thin self. Nicky, I don’t know what you’re planning if anything for your sister, but the two of you can forget any plans you’re thinking of. After a talk with the Commissioner, MOTHER-TO-MOTHER, I’ve been granted total control of the contract to this match and I will be the Special Referee for you match. Who ever is going to win has to do it with me watching them, and I won’t tolerate any funny business!” The crowd cheered as Paris looked a little annoyed while Nicky a little ashamed. Kathy then continued, “And whomever loses, will still gain to a TON. You two made your bed with that and you’re going to lie in it if you lose, and you can take that literally. But you won’t be coming ‘home’ and by home I mean any of the family estates, your place in LA, and Hilton Hotel or in the family business. The loser goes to the Celebrity Ward and I’ve told the Commissioner, to put you on any tour that happens at the place including having pictures taken with people and or just you. If you were hoping to just have momentary embarrassment, don’t count on it. You’re going to be a Hilton and that means enduring anything and everything you have to fulfill your word.” The Memphis crowd was loving the appearance of ‘Ma’ Hilton while Paris looked a little pissed off and Nicky a little ashamed that her own conduct had pissed off her mother so much. Then Kathy said, “Now until Mayhem, you’re going to be on my schedule and under my control, if you want anything for your bank accounts for the next month. So get out of the ring and get up here.” The two sisters looked at one another then quickly exited the ring and headed up the ramp to either side of their mother. Kathy then addressed the crowd, “Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to apologize for anything my daughters have done that might have been entertaining. I know you pay your hard earned money to come here and to what these events. And I promise you that you won’t want to miss the beginning of Mayhem because my daughters are going to have the match of their lives after what I said here tonight. Thank you for your patience.” The crowd roared and started chanting Kathy then Nicky’s names before calling Paris a whore as the three blond socialites headed behind the curtain.
The picture changed to show Stephanie McMahon seated behind her desk in her big leather chair with her hands folded on the surface in front of her. The 542+ pound brunette haired executive then said, “Ladies and gentlemen, since January 2000 the CWWF has been producing shows for your entertainment numbering now 499. However, the 500th will come at Mayhem from Pittsburgh, PA on May 6, 2006. My husband and I have decided that the purpose of the CWWF has been fulfilled and that its time to end the fun. At Mayhem we will present more than five matches, but of the matches we can confirm I am going to tell you about. Salma Hayek has accepted the challenge given by Mya to defend the CWWF World Title. The Americans and the Commonwealth will engage one another in the first and most likely last CWWF Wargames match. Kirsten Dunst and Jennifer Garner will compete in a match as well. Christina Aguilera has accepted Hilary Duff’s challenge to a match for Mayhem. You just heard Kathy Hiltons’ announcement about her daughter’s match at Mayhem, and I granted her request to begin Mayhem with this match. And I have ordered a tag team match between the teams of Ashley Judd & Tiffani Thiessen against Holly Marie Combs & Shannon Doherty. Look over the coming weeks for more matches to be announced. But do not fret CWWF fans that Mayhem will be the sudden end of the CWWF. The contracts of those on the CWWF Roster have a clause that they must be able to attend three ‘reunion/special’ shows about 90 days a part from one another. So in August look for signs of the first reunion show. Thank you for your support and see you at Mayhem.” The picture of Stephanie faded out and MAYHEM 5-06-06 appeared.
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