Plumpers #161- Bossier City, LA(3-22-06)
On this edition of Plumpers, next week The Lethal Lottery could shake things up in the CWWF but as the locker room gears up for that, some backstage feuding might explode tonight. In the Main Event the 415-pound actress Julia Stiles will go up against the 272-pound actress Jennifer Garner in a 185-pound match. In the top under card match of the show the 568-pound actress Lucy Liu will go one-on-one with the 371-pound singer Britney Spears in a 200-pound match. The middle of the card match will have the 683-pound actress & Tag champion Alicia Silverstone facing off with the 435-pound actress Liv Tyler, most likely accompanied by her manager Wynonna Judd and sister Mia, in a 125-pound match. The second match of the card finds the 222-pound actress Uma Thurman looking to take out a Hilton, the 117-pound Nicky to be exact in a 100-pound match. The opening match of the show features the 525-pound actress Tiffani Thiessen battling her former tag team partner, the 350-pound Charmed One Shannon Doherty in a 150-pound match. Also the Commissioner, both Co-Executive Presidents, and many women on the roster will be in the arena as anything can happen.
The picture showed the Commissioner’s office as Stephanie McMahon waddled her 542+ pound body into the frame as she headed over to her desk. The brunette haired executive then sat down in her big leather chair before turning towards the camera, which then panned back and moved to show the rest of the room. In the office with Stephanie were Good Ole JR and Madonna along with the sixteen women who were drawn into The Lethal Lottery tournament on Dimensions earlier in the week. Stephanie then said, “Well, I want to thank you all for coming in. First, off if you’re expecting to learn your tag team partners will be, don’t hold your breath. All sixteen of you will be seated close to the entrance way during the 1st Round and you’ll be introduced as you’re picked by Lillian Garcia who’ll have a ball hopper with each of your names in a ball then will select them and you’ll go out to the ring. Basically the first two chosen before a match will be one team and the third and fourth women chosen will form the second team for that match. Second, with that in mind, I don’t want any funny business like someone getting fattened up to elephantine proportions and can’t be thinned by The Lethal Lottery, then if one of you did it you’re going to get as big as she was for a lot long. The Lab has been finally able to reverse what happen to Hilary Duff’s sister Haylie and their mother. Now those of you in matches tonight, have a good match and be safe. The rest I’ll see you in action next Wednesday.” The women then started to mill about except Tiffani Thiessen who was the first to leave the room, in a hurry.
The picture changed to show a cameraman running backstage as a fight could be heard going on down the hallway in a spacious area backstage. The picture then showed Laura and Traci tried to get out an door to the outside of the arena before both falling through it and scrambling to their feet and at the same time trying to out race each other towards something. The cameraman followed out the door and turned the camera in the direction the two women were headed. The two reporters race towards the production truck situated outside the arena then went to enter it only to get jammed up in the door again struggling with one another to get in as the cameraman finally got up to them. The two women were screaming to one another to get the other’s ‘fat ass’ out of her way. The two continued to struggle with one another before security came into the picture and broke them up. One of the guards then said, “The Commissioner wants to see the two of you.”
The picture changed to show the ring area when out onto the stage waddled the 525-pound Tiffani Thiessen as Lillian introduced her. The raven-haired actress got a mixed reaction from the Bossier City crowd that didn’t change as she headed down the ramp then entered the ring. The former Dark Charmed One and partner to Shannon Doherty looked pissed off before asking for a mic and getting one tossed to her by the sandy haired ring announcer. Tiffani then said, “Many of you don’t like me for various reasons and that’s fine. Some of you have started cheer, which is fine I guess. Frankly boo me or cheer me, it doesn’t matter. My one focus right now is revenge.” The entire crowd seemed to be cheering for that as the 525-pound woman shifted her body and continued, “And I mean revenge via any means possible. I don’t care how it happens or whom I sell my soul, body, spirit, future or what not. It doesn’t matter. Shannon is going down and so are Rose, Holly, and Alyssa. Frankly those bitches think they’re so entitled because three have them have been here since the beginning of the CWWF. Well I was here since the beginning of the CWWF and they think they can screw me over. Tonight is the beginning of me screwing over those bitches and I don’t care how it happens. I’m going to make them pay starting with the bitch that use to be my partner. The crowd cheered as Tiffani tossed the mic out to Lillian then started to waddle around the ring.
150-POUND MATCH— Tiffani Thiessen (525) vs. Shannon Doherty (350) w/Holly Marie Combs
The sandy haired 300+ pound ring announcer then said, “And her opponent weighing in at 350-pounds and accompanied by Holly Marie Combs, Shannon Doherty!” The raven-haired actress waddled out onto the stage with her reunited teammate by herself to great heat that grew louder as they headed down the ramp then she entered the ring. Shannon and Tiffani glared at one another as the referee signaled for the bell then all hell broke loose as the two women started to trade fast and furious blows with one another. The Bossier City crowd was going wild however, getting into the match when rumbling down the ramp came Ashley Judd looking pissed off and ready to kick her former partner’s ass. The 119-pound Holly on the outside quickly got out of the way only for the dark haired actress to swerve and chase after her former partner. In the ring, Shannon ducked a clothesline attempt by Tiffani only for the 525-pound woman to hit several blows to the 350-pounder’s gut. On the outside Ashley was able to grab Holly’s hair and jerk her head back only for the 119-pounder to swing back and connect with a kick to the chest. The two women then started to trade blows when Tiffani whipped Shannon off the ropes and to the opposite side of the ring so hard that the Charmed One flipped over the top rope then fell onto the two women on the outside. The crowd roared especially as Tiffani climbed the corner to the top turnbuckle then launched herself onto the pile of the women. The crowd roared as the 525-pound woman impacted the pile as the referee just looked over the top rope a little stunned. The four women slowly started to get to their feet then started to battle with each other, except the two Charmed Ones who tried to team up against their attacks. However security rushed down to the ring only to miss the four women as they went into the crowd battling it out. The referee then shouted something to Lillian who then announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, this match has been declared a no contest.” The half the crowd booed and the other half cheered the battle in the stands until security reined the women in.
The picture changed to show Julia Stiles in her locker room as she watched a highlight reel of Jennifer Garner’s career, including her three Internet Title reigns and her two World Title reigns. The overweight blond haired actress glared then turned away from the monitor to continue preparing for her Main Event match against the multi-CWWF champion. Julia then huffed, “Jennifer gets all the breaks and what do I get, nothing! I’m better than 80% of the women on the fucking roster and I’m equal to the rest, but all I get is ‘jobber duty.’ But this time, I’m going to use it to my advantage. If Jennifer wants to concentrate so much on her kid, then fine by me. I’m going to make sure that I’m not going to be seen as someone’s bitch, I’m going to make them mine especially Jessica fucking Alba!” The 415-pound Julia went down to her locker room floor then started to stretch out for her match and doing her pre-match routine when there was a knock on her door.”
The picture changed to show the ring area when out onto the stage came the Americans lead by Good Ole JR to a massive pop from the crowd as the Co-Executive President and the women headed down the ramp then entered the ring. The six individuals got the crowd going before the sandy haired ring announcer on the outside tossed in a mic. Sarah McLachlan got it then tossed it over to JR who then said, “Thanks for that great welcome, Bossier City.” The crowd roared as JR paused for a moment before continuing, “Now next week Britney, Kelly, and Shannon will be in The Lethal Lottery tournament however so will three Commonwealth members. But I can guarantee you that if any American gets teamed up with a Commonwealth member that we’ll be there to win the match and if they want to start anything we’ll be willing to finish it.” The crowd roared as JR and the five women looked excited. The Co-Executive President then handed the mic over to Faith Hill, but just as the blond haired singer was about to speak. The videotron picture changed from a shot of the ring to the face of Madonna. The middle-aged blond haired Co-Executive President then said, “Hold it right Faith. But as Co-Executive President I have to tell you to rap this up because you’re taking away time from the matches. Though I do want to wish Britney good luck during her match later tonight. Now out of the ring, chop, chop.” The Americans glared at the videotron before glancing at one another.
The picture changed to show Uma Thurman in her locker room as she finished her preparations for her match in just a matter of moments. The blond haired actress looked stoic as she got to her feet from the floor where she had been doing what seemed to be yoga-like moves then headed for the door. As the 222-pound woman headed down the hallway Paris Hilton stopped her The Internet champion had a neutral expression on her face before saying, “Remember what I said.” Uma just looked at the title belt then headed down the hallway. The picture changed to show Nicky Hilton finishing up her pre-match routine as she got to her feet then strode back and forth stretching her shoulder muscles before heading out into the hallway. As the 117-pound socialite headed for the stage entrance she past several fights who stopped her and told her they wanted her to kick her older sisters ass come Mayhem. Nicky thanked them, but said, “There’s still a month to go though, anything can happen.”
100-POUND MATCH— Uma Thurman (222) vs. Nicky Hilton (117)
The blond haired actress came out onto the stage and down the ramp with a neutral expression on her face that didn’t change as she entered the ring and looked at the sold out arena before heading to a corner and looking towards the middle of the ring. The blond haired socialite walked out onto the stage to a massive pop that grew louder as she headed down the ramp then entered the ring as she posed for the Bossier City crowd before turning around towards her opponent. But before the bell even rang Uma went to take Nicky out, but the Hilton sister performed a The Matrix to avoid the clothesline attempt then straightened up and gave the surprised Uma a clothesline then started to beat down on her. The crowd roared as Nicky went to get Uma up to her feet, but Uma then struck her with several blows to the gut then slammed her down to the mat then went put her into a chokehold. But Nicky rolled under the bottom rope so her feet touched the floor on the outside while still in the chokehold in Uma who was through the ropes then dropped down to the floor sending Uma into the bottom rope right on the throat. Uma let go of the hold and retreated from ropes as Nicky got to her feet. As the younger Hilton got to her feet then slid into the ring, out onto the stage came her older sister Paris. The Internet champion watched as Nicky got to her feet in the squared circle then glanced up at the stage to see her older sister. The momentary glance gave Uma a chance to lunge upwards towards Nicky face to put on The Claw, but the socialite grabbed the actress’ arm then lifted her up into a Fisherman’s Carry then gave Uma the DVD to a massive pop then went for the cover. The referee slapped down the 1-2-3 and Nicky got the win. The crowd roared as Nicky got to her feet and got her hand raised while Paris seemed unimpressed.
Uma’s face grew more oval shaped, softer, and bulgier as her second chin and jowls merged forming a ring of fat underneath her jaw that sagged over her thick neck. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they rolled down each side of a very large paunch that had developed. Uma’s stomach bulged in front of her a little over ten inches and aproned down over her waist. Her backstage grew wider as her hips flared out to five and a half inches each while her backside grew outwards almost seven and a half inches to form a medium-sized shelf that was in no ways comparable to her forefront. Uma’s thighs grew larger and chunkier as they forced her to waddle to the back looking very angry at what had happened especially as she eyed Paris who passed her on the ramp, headed the opposite direction.
The Internet champion came down to the ring side area then went around the outside of the squared circle as the crowd booed her and her younger sister watching her from inside the ring. Paris came over to Lillian Garcia and held out her hand for a mic. The sandy haired referee gave the champion one then as Paris went up the steel steps to get into the ring, Lillian tossed Nicky a mic right over Paris’ head that Nicky quickly hid from her older sister’s sight as she entered the ring. Paris then got to Nicky’s face and said, “Impressive sis, impressive, but then again, not as impressive as if I would have faced her. In fact I believe I have faced her and kicked her ass faster than you did. But a nice tie to emulate me, once again. However, nothing is better then the real thing.” Paris smiled as she paused and waited for what she thought was Nicky’s attempt to grab her mic only for her younger sister to produce a mic then say, “The real thing?! When the fucking hell have you ever been the real thing?” The crowd roared as Paris glared at getting outwitted and pissed at the same time. The 117-pounder looked straight into her 210-pound sister’s face and said, “Hell, some people out there might be saying to themselves, ‘Why the hell is Nicky being so goody-goody, you’re a fucking Hilton?’ And I would reply, but at least I’m not as big a bitch as you.” The crowd roared and started chanting for Nicky making the younger socialite look around the arena when Paris then spoke up. “Whatever Nicky. Frankly, who cares if these people will like you. They’ll like you when you weigh a TON after I kick you ass at Mayhem and they’ll like you when they pay me to have with your bloated, disgusting body at any one of our homes across the country. In fact we might go on tour around the country.” Nicky then said, “But remember Paris, that’s only if you win and if you get the chance to use a steel chair to help you win. Or does using a chair making things more comfortable for you to win then actual skill?” Paris then dropped her mic and slapped Nicky leaving a big red mark on her sister’s cheek. But younger socialite dropped her mic and took down her older sister with a tackle then started to beat down on her. However Paris came back with several shots before flipping Nicky over to canvas and returning the beat down. The two women the rolled out of the ring where they continued on the outside before security came down and separated the two women as the crowd chanted for Nicky to kick Paris’ ass.
The picture changed to show the World Tag Team champions in their locker room as Alicia Silverstone prepared for her singles match in just a matter of moments. The blond haired 683-pound actress was sitting on the locker room bench as she stretched out one of her tree trunk-sized legs. She then said, “This crap with the Commonwealth is getting under my skin, I can’t wait until next week just to get the Aussies in the ring and finally finish this crap.” A think, plump hand came into the frame and Alicia took it, getting help to her feet as the camera panned back to reveal the Latina singer-actress 631-pound Jenny Lopez who said, “I feel the same way, but we have to remember their plan is to get us as ‘weak’ and unprepared as possible.” Alicia nodded before saying, “Well I say, we have some fun tonight after my match, some really involved fun.” The pearshaped woman nodded with a smile on her face before the front-heavy actress waddled out into the hallway.
125-POUND MATCH— Alicia Silverstone (683) vs. Liv Tyler (435) w/Wynonna Judd & Mia Tyler
The blond haired actress waddled out onto the stage and down the ramp with the Tag Title belt on her shoulder to a massive pop that grew louder as she entered the ring and posed for the sold out arena before heading over to a corner. The raven-haired actress waddled out onto the stage accompanied by Wynonna Judd and her sister Mia to great heat that grew louder as she headed down the ramp then entered the squared circle and glared at her opponent. The bell sounded and the two women started to circle around one another when the 683-pound Alicia grabbed Liv by the wrist then jerked her into a clothesline at sent the raven-haired woman down to the mat hard. The 435-pound Liv tried to roll over and take Alicia’s tree trunk out legs only for the blond haired woman to put her foot on Liv’s chest as she rolled then pushed onto her back. Then out of the crowd swarmed the Commonwealth as Keira Knightley led the Angels out of the crowd and entered the ring where Drew and Cameron dropkicked the Tag champion down to the mat before Keira brought out a cattle prod and zapped Alicia right in the ribcage on the opposite side of her chest. Liv struggled to her feet and saw the dark haired Commonwealth member with the cattle prod then tried to escape only for the Angels to grab her then gave her the Doomsday Device to immense heat. The three women then rolled the super-sized blond haired actress on top of the raven-haired actress then went to the outside and glared at Mia and Wynonna, who each tried to hide behind one another as the referee slapped down the 1-2-3.
Liv’s face grew more oval shaped as it widened and become softer and bulgier ring of fat aproned down in-between her massive breasts. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they rolled off each side of her barely massive paunch. Liv’s paunch bulged outwards in front of her to nearly ten and a half inches while aproning down to just above her knees. Her butt grew wider as her hips flared out each side of her bottom several inches for every inch it grew outward making her butt surface huge, sagging down over her thighs, and forming an barely massive shelf. Liv’s thighs grew larger and bulgier as they became tree trunks that supported her torso, but hindered her because at 560-pounds they gave her one of the CWWF’s slowest waddles as she headed slowly to the locker room area with her ‘little’ sister.
The picture changed to show Jennifer Garner in her locker room as she prepared for her Main Event match up later in the show. The brunette haired actress was on her locker room floor as she stretched out then doing some push-ups in the midst of her pre-match routine. The 272-pound two-time former World Champion seemed to be concentrating on her routine when the voice of Kirsten Dunst was heard getting the brunette haired actress’ attention. Jennifer pivoted her head and looked at the monitor in the corner of her room as the blond haired actress interacted with her Main Event opponent, Julia. The 272-pound woman watched as Kirsten said, “Don’t worry. Not only do I know you’ll beat Jennifer, but its going to be a sight to see. Because she’s so involved with her daughter who might be in need of some ‘special’ care, especially with her around, her mind isn’t going to be in the match.” The camera panned over to show Jennifer clinching her fists as her face glared at the monitor.
The picture changed to show the CWWF World Champion Salma Hayek heading down a hallway talking on her cell phone to some one. The raven-haired actress then said, “Yeah. Next week is going to be very different. However, when I heard Stephanie say the drawing was going to be weighed I knew that I was going to be at The Lethal Lottery in some capacity at least for the 1st Round.” But then from behind the came Christina Applegate who struck Salma with her whip then started choking her from behind when the picture went to a split screen. Pink impacted Mya in the gut up against a steel door then pushed her into the locker room where the 120-pound woman went down to the floor. The pink-haired Mohawk-sporting woman then got in-between the camera and Mya as she entered the room then closed the door. Christina then let go of the chokehold as Salma went unconscious then let the World Champion fall to the floor when the door on the other side of the screen opened and Pink waddled out into the hallway. The pink haired singer then wiped off blood from her pipe.
The picture changed to show the American’s locker room as Britney Spears finished up her pre-match routine as the rest of the locker room was talking and discussing stuff from earlier in the show and week. The blond haired 371-pound singer got to her feet and strode around the room as the rest of the women then told her to kick some ass. Britney then said, “So you think they’re going to do what we think they’re going to do tonight?” Kelly Clarkson then said, “Are you kidding? Of course they are. But then again we know they’re going to try it and we’re prepared.” Shannon Elizabeth then brought out some brass knuckles then started passing them out while Faith Hill and Sarah McLachlan passed out some steel chairs. The blond haired 262-pound singer then told Britney, “Don’t worry when the Commonwealth strikes, they’re going to be hit hard.” Britney laughed, making her body jiggled, then headed out into the hallway looking ready for some action.
200-POUND MATCH— Lucy Liu (568) vs. Britney Spears (371)
The Chinese-American actress waddled out onto the stage and down the ramp to a mixed reaction that became boos as she entered the squared circle and posed in the middle of it before going to a corner and waiting, somewhat impatiently. The blond haired singer waddled out onto the stage to a massive pop that grew louder as she headed down the ramp then entered the ring only for Lucy to try and take her out with a charging clothesline attempt. But Britney ducked the attempt and the 568-pound woman went into the ropes and bounced off only for the 371-pound to meet her. Britney gave a stunned Lucy a flying Spear to a massive pop as the bell rang to open the match. Britney then got to her feet, dragged Lucy to her feet, and then set her up then finished her off with a Jackhammer. The blond haired singer then covered Lucy as the referee went down to the canvas and slapped down the 1-2-3. Britney got to her feet and went over to a corner with a smile on her face as she waved to the sold out area and posed on the second rope of the corner.
Lucy’s face grew rounder, softer, and bulgier as her ring of fat drew deeper and longer as it aproned down in-between her huge breasts. Her breasts grew larger, wider, and longer as they rolled down her enormous paunch. Lucy’s stomach bulged in front of her to nearly twenty-three and a half inches in length as it aproned down past her knees to her calves. Her backside grew wider as her hips flared out each side of her bottom to eighteen and a half inches as it expanded outwards to about the same distance, sagging down to her calves, and formed a balanced backside widthwise and outwards that didn’t counterbalance her larger stomach. Lucy’s thighs grew into larger tree trunks that smashed into one another as she slowly waddled her 768-pound body to the locker room area.
As Lucy headed up the ramp, Britney asked Lillian for a mic and one was tossed one when out onto the stage came Madonna. The Co-Executive President then said, “Hold it Britney, before you go on and one about this or that and waste anyone’s time. Why don’t we just give people what they really want?” The crowd seemed to get excited until out of the crowd and into the squared circle came the Aussies. The duo attacked the 371-pound singer from behind and beat down on her as the Bossier City crowd responded to massive heat. The beat down continued as no sign of the Americans came. Then the videotron picture changed to show the Americans out on the floor as a triumphant Commonwealth stood over them, their numbers apparent. The Aussies then double powerbomb Britney then stood over her in the middle of the ring. The crowd booed as Nicole Kidman then picked up the mic then said, “We’ve been getting ready since the two whales took what is rightfully ours. But next week we’ll be coming in strong, the so-called World Tag Team champions will have been through three weeks of needing our ‘sisters’ help to win their matches. So we can guarantee that like this fat American whore, they’ll be left in the middle of the ring looking even worse than they do now.” The redheaded actress slammed the mic down then the former World Tag champion headed out of the ring and up the ramp where they joined Madonna who was smiling happily.
The picture changed to show Julia Stiles getting helped to her feet by Kirsten Dunst as the 467-pounder then told the 415-pound competitor, “Don’t worry. This is going to be you’re coming out match. Everyone will realize that you’re going to be a force to be reckoned with from this point on.” Julia gave the former two-time World Champion an almost sadistic smile before saying, “Thank you. And I know that you’re going to be a wonderful mother to Violet.” “Thanks,” Kirsten said as Julia headed out into the hallway. The picture changed to show a very pissed off Jennifer Garner as she got to her feet and stormed around her room, almost too incensed to actually realize what she was doing half the time. The brunette haired actress then headed out of her locker room and down the hallway towards the stage entrance looking very motivated and pissed off. But as Jennifer neared the curtain, Julia headed out onto the stage making the brunette haired woman have to wait thanks to security.
THE MAIN EVENT
185-POUND MATCH— Julia Stiles (415) vs. Jennifer Garner (272)
The blond actress waddled out onto the stage and spread out her arms to great, almost massive heat before heading down the ramp then entering the ring where she posed in front of the booing crowd before glaring at them then whipping her head then body around to a corner where she waited for her opponent. The brunette haired actress waddled out onto the stage and looked at the sold out arena then just before she was able to head down the ramp, Kirsten came out from the back with a sledgehammer and sent the head into Jennifer’s lower back as the crowd burst into massive, if not huge heat. The blond haired woman then bashed the hammer into Jennifer’s shoulder twice then the opposite one once. Jennifer rolled away, obviously in pain, down the ramp. But the 467-pound woman charged after the 272-pound woman and caught up with her. Kirsten dragged Jennifer to her feet, but Jennifer came back with combination to the blond haired woman’s gut making her back away. But any momentum the brunette haired actress had was suddenly stopped by Julia who jump off the ring edge and impacted both of Jennifer’s shoulder making the brunette go down to her knees in pain. The 415-pound blond then grabbed Jennifer’s arms and spread them out as she put her knee into the middle of the brunette’s back and looked at Julia who seemed to be smiling as she brought the sledgehammer up and then sent it right into where Jennifer’s heart was to be anatomically. Then gave her an uppercut kick to the face after Jennifer moved it forward and looked down at the floor. Julia then dragged Jennifer to her feet and rolled her into the ring then followed after. The 415-pound woman covered Jennifer just as the bell sounded to officially start the match and the referee slapped down the 1-2-3 to give Julia one of the quickest victories in CWWF history and against a two-time World Champion no less.
Kirsten then entered the ring with the sledgehammer and then stood over Jennifer triumphantly hold the hammer in one of her outstretched arms. The blond haired actress smiled even as the crowd booed her and some even through trash, but that didn’t matter to the 467-pound two-time World Champion. Kirsten then raised the sledgehammer above her head and then slammed it into Jennifer’s stomach making the brunette haired woman on the canvas thrash wildly before getting onto her side with one arm over her gut and her face distorted with pain. The show faded out as Kirsten celebrated with a pose in a corner, standing on the second rope.
Dimensions Preview
On the next Dimensions, fallout from next week's The Lethal Lottery will highlight the first Dimensions in April as the road to Mayhem might be well on its way.
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