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Well, here we are...my class.... 
I am in the top row, right near the middle, if you care to look for me. I will give you five bucks if you guess the first drop out of our class...You'll never be able to. I just think the picture
is a little goofy looking because everyone in the front row has their legs spread, and it makes them look like they have little steriod legs.
Now, this is my religion book. 
It was set on fire, run over by a school bus, and thrown...But it is still in almost perfect shape. In sophomore year, Ellet spit gum in it, and it is still in there--and smells like Juicy Fruit, too.
I also have a hole made with a pen which goes through all 200 pages of the book. Plus that, there are drawings and such things throughout the book, but with the fire and running over,
they're hard to see. I am not, by any means, an athiest or anything like that, but it was fun to destroy books in 10th grade.
These are my letters for playing soccer my junior year. 
It was the first time I ever got letters for sports of any kind. I played baseball in high school, too, but I wasn't very good. Not very good at all. The crowing achievement in baseball for me is when
the team had our dinner at the end of the season. And at the coaches table, Rob and I put hair, lint, pepper, tobasco sauce, etc. in their ranch dressing. And they ate it. But back to soccer,
I had the letters in Mr. Ouly's office for three months because I didn't want to go and see him.
Here are some actual pages of notes that I kept. I kept most of my notebooks with these drawings and
such in, but I can't scan them all. You will have to only look at a sampling:
Now, I don't consider my self pro-choice by any  means....Unless in case of rape or
incest, and you know the rest...But I guess going to a private school, you want to test the boundaries of your humor...So I made
a picture in religion class--religion class yet--of Yosemination Sam, the "Abortion Doctor." Of course, it's horrible,
it's terrible, it's wrong...but for some reason, I still laugh when I see it...
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