My, Oh my
I have a problem these days
Because my mouth is quite large
You see, I have this habit
Of speaking my mind
And in the process
Insert my Foot
In this hole called my mouth
How, Oh how
Am I going to cope
I could stay quiet and go my way
But that will not work
Because I am important
Where I work
So tell me, Dear Lad
What can I do
With this very large foot
Stuck in my mouth