....say aah...or ahh....do you get regular checkups? my insurance has changed so many times, I'm not sure what's what anymore. but I should focus on you.....any aches or pains? follow my finger.....no, the other finger. very good....what's that? no, don't be shy...ok, I'll turn my head. hurry! tell me about your childhood.....cover one eye and hop on one foot while reciting your favorite poem....you can't decide on one? well, in that cabinet, there's a large selection of poetry books.....no, don't stop hopping. until you find one, tell me what you had for breakfast. really? you should cut down on the salt, & switch to cappucino. most people shun caffeine, but I say what's the harm? in fact, have a cup now....after you finish it, fill it up again.....you know the drill. try not to think about it boring into your skull.....