I truely think that my name could use an umlaut. I know that you agree with me. So, henceforth, you may refer to me as you never had in the past.


Support the "Put umlauts on Tom's O" movement by sending your money/food/firstborn son. Umlauts. They're cool. Just don't try to pronounce it or you'll spontaneously combust. Or at least call me first so I can watch you go up in flames. Hee.