When Someone Surveyed Captain Jack
I took a survey at a website called Sacred-Hideaway.Net. My god, did it take a lot of work to copy this off it and put here customized with different fonts and colors. SO I would totally appreciate it if you would not copy the results. I did this for fun because of my POTC obsession lately.
'Ello. I'm Victoria. Who be you?
Captain Jack Sparrow
Cool. How'd you find my site?
Aha. Do you like my site?
What's your favorite page?
Not This One.
Do you have a site? If so, what is it?
Yes, but's it's scornful also.
So. What's up?
A mast, a flag, the crows nest, the sky, you name it, love.
I'm listening to Lifehouse. Do you like them?
Who? I don't think I do.
Do you play Neopets? (what's your username?)
Pick One: (Captain) Jack Sparrow or Will Turner?
Have you seen the Lord of the Rings movies?
Yes, but only one.
What time is it?
Capt. Jack Sparrow doesn't believe in watches, love.
Have you ever been ice skating?
Not Currently. But you wanna know what's really fun? Fencing. Oh, and shooting your crew.
I'm bored. Are you?
Why else would I be doing this?
Do you have a large vocabulary?
Counting the names of ships and their pieces, effects used as a pirate, every type of rum in the Spanish Main, The Pirate codes, THe names of my crew and every swear word, I would say yes, love.
What do you think of excessive chatspeak.
(lyke dis. u kno wat im sayin? lollz)
What's wrong with that?
How many e-mail addresses have you had?
What about AIM screen names?
Have you ever talked to SmarterChild?
No, but if I do, I'll drop you a line.
Do you know how to use a record player?
A what? Capt. Jack Sparrow doesn't believe in those either, I suppose.
Do you even know what a record player IS?
What's your favorite Disney movie?
I hope you seeing a pattern in this. Pirates Of The Carribean.
Can you speak whale?
DO you think I've tried?
BUT WHY'S THE RUM GONE?!
I HAVE NO CLUE! SHE BURNED EVERYTHING!!!! AHHHHH!!! I'M DYING! HELP ME! I'M DYING AND HAVE NO CONTROL OVER IT ANYMORE! THAT CRUSHED MY SPIRIT! SO NOW CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW IS THE RUMLESS, UNDRUNKEN, MINDLESS SCOUNDREL!!!! HELP MEEEEE!!! I"M MELTING!!!! IM MELTING!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
What's your fave hair color?
Black with lots of dreadlocks...long dreadlocks.
How fast do you type?
Well, it's taken a few years to finish this part of the survey.
What's your fave christmas carol?
What's christmas again?
Do you get snow where you live?
You tell me whether it snows in the middle of the ocean.
Who's the best actor of all time?
Johnny Depp... The savviest dude in the seven seas.
Name a random song that you hate..
Blow THe MAn Down. DON'T BLOW THE DANG MAN DOWN! I knew that man before they did. :(
Thank you. I don't know why I asked that, but its probably useful information.. O_o
Your welcome, love.
Do you like this survey?
I hope so, cuz they're not exactly interesting to make. I'd rather read them or fill them out myself.
And this was a question because?
Yo ho Yo ho. Drink Up Me Hearties, yo ho. Yo ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life For me.
How many buddies do you have on your buddy list?
I killed most of them. I wouldn't call Will and Elizabeth buddies. More like partners in piracy. My maties. Nah, I like Partners in Piracy. Has a nice ring to it.
How many pairs of shoes do you have?
Ok no more questions.