Lyrics!
Lyrics!
These are the lyrics to all our songs. Don't take them too seriously.
*ALIENS ATTACK!*
Watchin the tube on a Saturday night
the emergency news well it gave me a fright
Aliens are here to conquer the world
hide your babies and lock your doors
They couldn't have picked a better time
cause an alien invasion was the last thing on my mind
Good luck and take lots of care
when these aliens play, they never play fair
Aliens are here to conquer the world
They're comin for you, they're comin for your dog
Run run run but you'll never get away
Aliens are here, they're here to stay
I hope they destroy the KKK
The Nazis and the racists and the anti-gay
They're comin from planets really far away
Aliens are here they're here to stay
ALiens have landed in the USA
We've got to act fast and we can't delay
Aliens are going to kill us all
When we're all dead they'll be having a ball
Just like in that movie called Mars Attacks
When the aliens come, we're just their snacks
Run run run but we'll never get away
Aliens are here they're here to stay
*GRUNGE IS DEAD!*
Hi my name's Curt Kobain
and i am totally insane
I got so famous that
I shot myself in the head
All this pressure's got me down
I need some drugs to help me out
I'm feeling kinda bad
think I'll go shoot myself (again)
And when I'm dead and gone, will you still play my songs
on the radio with all the other crap that they play
And when I'm dead and gone, will you still play my songs
cause grunge is dead and I'm the king, you can't hear the words i sing
Hi my name's Curt Kobain
and i cannot explain
why my band is just so cool
cause i am just a drunken fool
Grunge will last for just 10 years
No longer music to our ears
We'll hail the day that grunge will die
and no one in this world will cry
*GOTTA BE HOME BY EIGHT*
I've got an idea
inside my head
that i got
lying in my bed
It was revolutionary
it blew my mind
it'll solve all our problems
all the time
Gonna start a riot!
We're hardcore punk
Gonna start a riot!
No wussy junk
Gonna start a riot!
against the state
Gonna start a riot!
but we gotta be home by eight
*JIMMY*
It's 2 o clock got no priorities
Do what i want Do what i please
Lay back with tunes of ska in my head
No one cares if I'm alive or I'm dead
Sit back and enjoy the ride
cause life's a million miles and you're fallin behind
No one cares if I'm livin our I'm dying
We all go down so there's no use trying
Hope (hope) it's something
It's somethin we really need
Cause at this rate we're goin
we're not going anywhere
*I LOVE THE WAY THAT YOU DON'T LOVE ME*
Ohhhh I Love the way that you dont love me x4
You're oblivious to the fact
that your face is intact
and you're lookin pretty fine
oh i wish that you were mine
But you dont see me the way that i see you
My face makes you scream AHHHHHHHHHH
Ohhhh I Love the way that you dont love me x4
Love at first sight
Doesn't fit into my life
I know that we're just friends
But please can we pretend
But you dont see me the way that i see you
My face makes you scream AHHHHHHHHHH
Ohhhh I Love the way that you dont love me x4
*THE CV SQUAD*
All the way from Tampa we're a band we've got a mission
We'll kill all your plants and steal all your cars
We're Carnivorous We're Vegan We're gonna come and eat you
And if you don't believe me then i think that you're a duck
I dont care if you like us
I dont care if you dont
Well you think that we suck
Well i think you're a duck
Well you think you stand a chance well you are very wrong
Cause we have superpowers and a couple real cool songs
We're straight edge and we're Asian and we're gonna come and eat you
and if you dont believe me than i think that you're a duck
I dont care if you like us
I dont care if you dont
Well you think that we suck
Well i think you're a duck
*JARROD LOOKS LIKE A COW*
Jarrod he looks like a cow
Jarrod he lives down on the farm
Jarrod he looks like a cow
Jarrod he lives like an animal
Eats like a cow
Acts like a cow
Drinks like a cow
He looks like a cow
Jarrod he looks like a cow
WHOOAA He looks like a cow x4
Repeat All
*ALL THE UGLY THAT YOUR MONEY CAN BUY*
lyrics by Geri M
He's a pistol poppin punk
Who doesn't even care
She's a pill poppin druggie
with no feelings left to share
She's a cheap little girl
who's sellin on the streets
He's a knife wielding psycho
Who thinks he can't be beat
Go Away
Go Away
You face is ugly please don't stay (for long) x2
He's a two bit lying cop
making people seem so weak
He's a preist who likes to hate
making hope look so bleak
She's a cheap little girl
who's sellin on the streets
He's a knife wielding psycho
who thinks he can't be beat
Go Away
Go Away
You face is ugly please don't stay (for long) x2
*DANGER!*
Danger, danger, the whole world is watching
Exploiting your lies on the television screen
Danger, danger, the whole world's in havok
Then you stop and wonder why the world's so mean
Danger, danger, the kids are slow and crippled
Brainwashing their minds while we slowly go insane
Danger, danger, this country's not safe
Publicize your power, your greed, your hate
*THE FUTURE OF EMO*
If every day i spent with you
was like running through a trail of glue
Then I'd be sticky, still not happy
you wouldn't like me anyways
If every time I saw your face
I was running in an endless race
I'd be tired, unsucessful
wouldn't like me anyways
And I'll cry
And I'll die
If you break my heart again x2
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*IF YOU'RE UGLY AND YOU KNOW IT*
second verse lyrics by Evan S
Nick is ugly and he thinks he's cool
He runs around the stage like a stupid fool
Ugly is better, that's what he claims
I feel sorry for him, but he's not to blame
I heard that he aced the ugly test
Went to ugly school and they said he's the best
The doctor said it's only genetic
But he's too stupid to comprehend it
If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands
If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands and sing along
If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands
Does your face hurt? Cause it's killing me
Brett is ugly but that's okay
For soon I will be far away
Running Jumping Laughing Falling
He has no hair cause he is balding
I heard he got beat with an ugly stick
Or better yet, a sack of bricks
Nibbled to death by an ugly duck
Looks like the bottom of a garbage truck
If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands
If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands and sing along
If you're ugly and you know it clap your hands
Does your face hurt? Cause it's killing me
*THE CV ARE STUPID*
I know this guy named Brett
Worst singer I ever met
His songs sound like trash
Man he is out of GAS
He has a stupid band
They don't have any fans
That's it I've had enough
Someone needs to shut them up
I know this guy named Nate
He's the one that everybody hates
He thinks that he can dance
But he isn't even wearing any pants
Alex Chu he plays bass
He has the ugliest face NO
He's uglier than your mom
I wish that he was gone
That's it we've had enough
Someone needs to shut them up
That's it we've had enough
The Carnivorous Vegans suck
*THE SUPER PIG SONG*
I used to think that my troubles were over
Whipped cream and soda cans were good enough for me
I'm fat You dirty pig x4
I'm just a dirty pig
You're just a dirty pig
I'm anorexic but I won't deny it
Sleep all day eat all night it's what I do best
*BUY A FISH*
co written with Justin Shin
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