We started to conquer the world this summer. I can remember it clearly.....
I and my friend Nate released a tape that shook the music industry as you used to know it. It had the hit single on it called I Like To Eat Apples And Bananas. Then i recruited bass player Alex and our fate fell into place. We were to be the worst band ever! With a drum machine and catchy songs we set out to defeat all evil in our path, such as ugly people. We then were called to the White House, where, much to our disagreement, we were told that we would be the most supreme band ever in the whole world. It was too much to handle so Alex turned emo and died. We took in singer and dancer Nick Fletcher. Our story will unfold in the upcoming future...
