Hello, if you have found this page on accident, or maybe you heard of it somehow, sorry.
That is, I'm sorry to disappoint you, because this site only exists for one purpose: to host files that are too big for stupid-ass Netfirms, who want you to pay to be able to have files over 256kb.



If you would like to visit my actual site, please go HERE

Thanks be to you.

The only other entertainment I can offer to you here is a pretty pathetic picture of prehensile plastic pornography.

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Here is a listing of all the files on this URL:

• Tetris
  
  
• Dancing George Bush
  
  
• George Bush Aerobics
  
  
• HTML and Java lessons - Zip files of the HTML and Java lessons that I used to learn those skills. Pirated, stolen, burned, whatever, if you have a problem with that, deal with it.
  
  
• Seizure robots music! - The music that used to play on this page automatically; taken from Seizure Robots.com.
  
  
• Monty Python Vid - Monty Python's The Holy Grail: in Legos.
  
  
• Bambi vs. Godzilla - 'Nuff said.
  
  
• Castlevania Theme - The music currently playing; theme from the SNES game Castlevania.
  
  
• Dumb Penguin - For my funny animals page.
  
  
• Boom Dog - Absolutely hilarious clip of a cute lil' puppy who gets all exploded upon. Thanks to Ryan Enloe for this one.
  
  
• Wanking Cat - Funny as well; this cat actually masturbates. See it to believe it...
  
  

  Dance Mix - My Mp3. See "Crap" on main page for more info. Rave Mix - My Mp3. See "Crap" on main page for more info. Hiphop Mix - My Mp3. See "Crap" on main page for more info.

  
  
• Gangsta Star Wars - This shiznit is gangsta, yo. We be kickin' it old skool up in the west side of the universe.

• p to a million places - It's just what you think it is.