Meet Johnny. He's a totally charming and intelligent murderous pyschopath.

It doesn't take much to get on Johnny's bad side.

Johnny is friends with the little boy from next door. His name is Todd, but he usually goes by Squee. Squee has a tendency to attract all kinds of weirdos.

Squee is a creative, sweet and much put-upon little boy. Probably a lot like our old friend Johnny was when he was younger. Squee is scared of a lot of things, and with good reason. Some of the many things that have tried to eat his face over the years have been adorable puppies, scaaaaaary space aliens, creepy old men at the mall and his own cyborg grandpa.

Squee has a teddy bear named Shmee.

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