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The battle of the Latin sweethearts!

As cute as Salma is, JLo wins by default for nudity.

Don't get me wrong, I like a little junk in the trunk. But Lopez is abusing the privledge. Actually, what really steams my beans is the fluctuating size of the famed booty. Personally, I think she's using falsies.

Again, JLo illustrates the classic "less clothes=better" school of thought, but it's just not enough to do it for me. She looks like a crack waif. Salma, on the other hand, looks exotic and sensual, and makes me want to dance la Tanga de la Muerte with her. "It is the mystery of the dance..."

Little Jenny from the block does have something of a sweet smile. But she looks like a goddamned prom queen.

Seriously, the only thing that I see when I look at the picture on the left is "I fucked Puff Daddy." At least Salma didn't have to oil herself up like a "female" bodybuilder.

And A Winner Is....

A Winner Is You!
Salma Hayek is hereby officially declared the most caliente woman in the world. Jennifer Lopez is a skankapotomus who fucks men to further her career. She receives last place, below even Rosie Perez and Cheech Marin.