The Usual Suspects

Useless, a jazz ska band, formed in April 2003 as a joke. It's still a joke. It will always be a joke. Hopefully you find it as funny as we do.

Pat Craven = Vocals

Pat provides the stupid words to go along with the rad music. Pat enjoys punk rock, ska and emo music. His favourite band is Blink 182 and his idol is Tom Delonge. This asian wonder denys that he has a small penis and says that it is total average size. Claim to fame: Most Asian member of the band, Best looking member of the band when chris and brian arent around, Smallest weiner (under debate)

Brian Morgan = Bass

Brian produces the bass beats in the band. He has probably made your quarter chicken dinner at some point, and not worn underwear well preparing it. He is The Doors number one fan, and somedays believe he is Jim Morrison. This classy single dude is a party animal but a gentleman with the ladies Claim to fame: Biggest Ladies Man, Dirtiest Hair, Longest time gone without bathing

Chris Lemasters = Drums

Chris is the drummer in this here band. When hes not obesessing over his kit, hes riding his bike downtown dodging cars and pedesterians. Chris also plays drums in the ska band Baked Fresh Daily. Chris enjoys starting shit in the caf, making weird mixes with pop, and doing stupid things for laughs Claim to fame: Biggest Mullet, Fast Hand(s), Closet to becoming a member of the Bronte Zoo, Only actual musician