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LEADERBOARD (finally UPDATED 12:00PM Wednesday, July 6/05

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Rk Player Games Played Finish Last Game(1) Finish Last Game(2) Finish Last Game(3) Finish Last Game(4) Points Last Game Total Points Avg. Points Per Game Monnays up/down Total Wins People Taken Out
2 Stephen "Michael Jordan" Callahan 11 2 0 9 0 15 73 6.6 + $110 4 15.0
1 I-Love-Tomato-Smitty 15 1 1 1 0 46 96 6.4 + $155, 2 donuts, and 1 muffin 6 30.0
7 N. - Tomato - Sparrow 14 8 5 7 0 1 33 2.4 + $5 1 10.5
12 Abe 3 0 0 0 0 0 5 1.7 - $10.0 0 3.0
3 Baker 14 3 4 8 0 13 59 4.2 - $10 1 3.0
5 Harnett 14 12 6 5 0 0 48 3.4 - $10 1 9.0
11 Joe 3 0 0 0 0 0 7 2.5 - $10 0 0
4 Hero Dawe 12 13 8 2 0 6 57 4.8 + $55 2 10.0
6 Hayward 15 6 3 4 0 36 2.4 - $55 0 12.0
9 Ryan - Legumes - S. 7 6 2 0 0 11 13 1.9 - $23.25, 2 donuts and 1 muffin 0 0
14 Romesh 2 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 - $10 0 0
10 Good Friday 10 9 11 0 0 0 7 0.7 - $45 0 5.0
13 Hickey 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.5 - $10 0 0
16 Jimmy 8 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 - $40 0 0
8 Hawley 3 0 0 0 0 0 18 6.0 + $35 1 9.0
15 Stephen Barron 1 0 10 0 0 0 0 0 - $5 0 0
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NIPPLICTIONARY

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Today on TWAT(This Week At Texas [hold 'em]), Harnett's string of no luck and Hayward's near God-like skill in all things luck.

Let's just start with the tale of the tape:

Harnett = 8 feet tall, 175lbs, mad ping pong, tennis and minigolf skill

Hayward = 5 feet tall, 160lbs, mad hustle and average or below average skill in ping pong, tennis, and minigolf

THE RESULTS - Sports

Sunday July 3/05

TENNIS = 6-4,6-2 DAVE

PING-PONG = 5 games - 0 games DAVE

MINI-GOLF = DAVE -5 Hayward +2

THE RESULTS - all things not sports AKA POKER

Saturday Night = Game 1 - Dave taken out by Hayward's Pocket DUCKS (thanks for coming)

Game 2 - Dave trips(Q 10) losing to hayward's FULLLLLLLL BOATTTTT (10 2) [Flop 10 10 2]

Dawe's House - Dave taken out twice by Hayward's impressive outplaying

But this isn't the first bit of bad luck for Mr. Harnett, rumor has it that he was OWNED by Smitty's ridiculous cards while in Toronto for an Oasis and Deep Purple concert.

Mr. Harnett's agent has been heard to have said that Dave is considering retirement at the young age of 18, which would be a tremendous blow to Hayward bank account, but probably just needs to lose to Hayward in some sporting events to change his luck around.

Check in next week with TWAT for "MONKEY POKER"

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Previous Games Results

(Good) Friday March, 25/05

Saturday April 2/05

Friday April 15/05

Friday April 22 and Saturday April 23

Thursday, May 12/05

Jimmy's House - May 19/05

A Baker Victory at Smitty's House - May 19/05

Interdependance Day Tournament

Jimmy's Basement (XPL Begins)

Reddy and the Bye's playing a bit o' Hold'em

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