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| Rk | Player | Games Played | Finish Last Game(1) | Finish Last Game(2) | Finish Last Game(3) | Finish Last Game(4) | Points Last Game | Total Points | Avg. Points Per Game | Monnays up/down | Total Wins | People Taken Out |
| 2 | Stephen "Michael Jordan" Callahan | 11 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 15 | 73 | 6.6 | + $110 | 4 | 15.0 |
| 1 | I-Love-Tomato-Smitty | 15 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 46 | 96 | 6.4 | + $155, 2 donuts, and 1 muffin | 6 | 30.0 |
| 7 | N. - Tomato - Sparrow | 14 | 8 | 5 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 33 | 2.4 | + $5 | 1 | 10.5 |
| 12 | Abe | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1.7 | - $10.0 | 0 | 3.0 |
| 3 | Baker | 14 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 0 | 13 | 59 | 4.2 | - $10 | 1 | 3.0 |
| 5 | Harnett | 14 | 12 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 48 | 3.4 | - $10 | 1 | 9.0 |
| 11 | Joe | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 2.5 | - $10 | 0 | 0 |
| 4 | Hero Dawe | 12 | 13 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 57 | 4.8 | + $55 | 2 | 10.0 |
| 6 | Hayward | 15 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 36 | 2.4 | - $55 | 0 | 12.0 | |
| 9 | Ryan - Legumes - S. | 7 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 13 | 1.9 | - $23.25, 2 donuts and 1 muffin | 0 | 0 |
| 14 | Romesh | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - $10 | 0 | 0 |
| 10 | Good Friday | 10 | 9 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0.7 | - $45 | 0 | 5.0 |
| 13 | Hickey | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.5 | - $10 | 0 | 0 |
| 16 | Jimmy | 8 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - $40 | 0 | 0 |
| 8 | Hawley | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 6.0 | + $35 | 1 | 9.0 |
| 15 | Stephen Barron | 1 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - $5 | 0 | 0 |
PLEASE NOTE: No offence should be taken by anything on this website.. most cases are that you know that you suck at poker anyways(i.e. Hayward)
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Today on TWAT(This Week At Texas [hold 'em]), Harnett's string of no luck and Hayward's near God-like skill in all things luck.
Let's just start with the tale of the tape:
Harnett = 8 feet tall, 175lbs, mad ping pong, tennis and minigolf skill
Hayward = 5 feet tall, 160lbs, mad hustle and average or below average skill in ping pong, tennis, and minigolf
THE RESULTS - Sports
Sunday July 3/05
TENNIS = 6-4,6-2 DAVE
PING-PONG = 5 games - 0 games DAVE
MINI-GOLF = DAVE -5 Hayward +2
THE RESULTS - all things not sports AKA POKER
Saturday Night = Game 1 - Dave taken out by Hayward's Pocket DUCKS (thanks for coming)
Game 2 - Dave trips(Q 10) losing to hayward's FULLLLLLLL BOATTTTT (10 2) [Flop 10 10 2]
Dawe's House - Dave taken out twice by Hayward's impressive outplaying
But this isn't the first bit of bad luck for Mr. Harnett, rumor has it that he was OWNED by Smitty's ridiculous cards while in Toronto for an Oasis and Deep Purple concert.
Mr. Harnett's agent has been heard to have said that Dave is considering retirement at the young age of 18, which would be a tremendous blow to Hayward bank account, but probably just needs to lose to Hayward in some sporting events to change his luck around.
Check in next week with TWAT for "MONKEY POKER"
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Previous Games Results
(Good) Friday March, 25/05
Friday April 22 and Saturday April 23
A Baker Victory at Smitty's House - May 19/05
Interdependance Day Tournament
Reddy and the Bye's playing a bit o' Hold'em
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