Keyboard Instruments
Piano Jokes
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright?
Because it makes a much bigger kaboom when dropped over a cliff.
Why was the piano invented?
So the musician would have a place to put his beer.
The audience at a piano recital were appalled when a telephone rang
just off stage. Without missing a note the soloist
glanced toward the wings and called, "If that's my agent, tell him I'm
working!"
Organ Jokes
What does a German Hammond organist do in his life's most tender
moments?
He puts his Leslie on "slow".
The organ is the instrument of worship for in its sounding we sense the
Majesty of God and in its ending we know the
Grace of God.
