UPDATED 10/29/03: About Me, Shoutouts
UPDATED 7/20/03: Copyright
UPDATED 7/12/03: Photos
UPDATED 7/2/03: Banner added, About Me

    Welcome to my 20-megabyte occupancy of the greatest technological marvel since the fuel injection engine! For some reason unbeknown (and frankly irrelevant) to me, you have stumbled across this page. This is my first attempt to throw together a random jumbling of HTML, JavaScript, and other nerdy programming code in over a year, and it is also my first attempt to design and maintain a personal homepage in three years. I have many dreams for this site, such as remembering that I have it, updating it at least as often as Halley's Comet passes by our planet, and managing to offend the smallest amount of people possible. Frankly, achieving just one of these goals would be remarkable in itself. So bear with me as I lovingly neglect the maintenance of this worthless, pointless, and completely unaffectionate site.

    The first link below is a direct link to download a program that will block those annoying pop-up ads, similar to what you were probably so rudely greeted with when you got to this page. I personally use this all the time, and it works very well. On an average day, I would probably see about 100 pop-up ads with all the sites I visit. But with this installed and running on my computer, I will see no more than TWO pop-up ads the entire day. When you click on the link (and you definitely should!), the download window will pop up. Click on "Open" or "Run Program from Current Location" (contingent upon what version of Windows you have), and then follow the on-screen setup instructions.