Wolfie

Ok, I'm dedicating this portion of my page to my precious dog, WOLFIE!

Things you should (if you care to) know about my dog.

1. He doesn't bite. Ok, he can... should you apply pressure to his back and push him across the floor similar to a train (or anything else that moves across the floor) he gets pissed.... Mondo pissed.

2. When you  come in the door, he gets really excited. He won't bite, but may claw the hell out of your leg. He means well, I promise.

3. Playing with him is simple, this is partially due to the lack of attention he gets. Ok, so he gets a lot of attention, hey, you would too if you looked like him. Anyway, there are three or so "games" you can play.
A. Chase him around the living room.
This is probably the simplest game because he does most of the work... He makes a figure eight around the coffee table and the dining room table while you stand in the middle and chase him.
B. Fighting, This game I enjoy the most.
You pretend to fight with him and he growls and pretends to bite back... he enjoys it too. Variations of this game include undercover dog, This adds another aspect to the game, basically you put a blanket on him and do the same thing.
C, These games involve a toy, specifically a rope.
Fetch with at twist. You throw the rope, he gets it, you walk to him, take it away, and throw it again. You can also play tug of war which is self explanatory.

4. To rile him up, simply tell him to "GET THE KITTY!"  He goes nuts even though he has no idea what you want him to do, much less what the hell a kitty is.

5. His tricks include the norm... Sit, Down, Roll Over (but only in that order), speak, and stay (which he will do until you say OK, even with a peice of food right in front of him). And then there are the odd tricks we have taught him such as: Sneeze (yes he sneezes on command), go get on your step (it's useful at the dinner table when he won't leave us alone for food), and dance (maybe not so uncommon, but he gets on his hind legs.)

6. Finally, his food likes... ANYTHING (that's not in power form, who knew.) His favorite food is pizza and will go totally nuts if  you have some.

Well, that's all I guess. Here are some incredibly cute pictures of him and their captions (umm, yeah)

Playing with a stuffed toy.

Really weird shot... I think he was barking at the time. (I didn't take these so I'm not sure)

Finally. Chas playing tug of war with Wolfie.