About My Friends
Believe it or not, they exist.
I must take some pictures of the greatest kids I know.
Here is a little section in which I asked my friends to describe themselves in three (3) words... The results:
Trip Porch - interesting, nonchalant, Trip.
"The last one should just be Trip,
cause I mean my name
alone should be an adjective in
itself"
Jil Paquette - lazy, slow, fun. Jenna Bilbrey - shy, forgiving, friendly? Matt Smith - funny, optimistic, andalittlebitcrazy. Chris D - impatient. romantic
(fuck, i know. just..i know) and odd. Jen Bullock - cat cheese
octopus. Nicole Buechler - fat, loud, friendly. Mandy Blair - hot, hot, hot! Now a list of my nearest and dearest friends (and what I
have to say about the bastards, whether they like it or not) Chris L - The smell of gasoline makes me nostalgic, but I can't remember
what for... all those crazy nights. We actually went down the laundry shoot at his house.
And then there was that one time, completely by accident, he partook of my bodily fluids,
specifically those containing urea... can you imagine his surprise when the bottle wasn't
filled with root beer (it's a long story, however the ending is apparent). Remember the
time we made claymation porn? Oof, I didn't think clay could do that. The scanner thing is
our latest idea... and a swell one it is. He is one crazy bizzach if you ask me (really
really good guy, though) He's an excellent drawer and musician (He's in Cataclysm with the
next too entries... He's the drummer, love him!)
Katherine Murphy - intelligent, confused, and content.
J.P. - perv, fink, shifty.
(that's all for now... more will come in later)
(if later you decide to change your description, feel free to)
(I sure did write a lot on him... I wish history
essays (specifically those on Machiavelli) were so easy.)
Chris D - Good kid. I remember back in the day... we played soccer together, the warriors was the team name. Well, this kid hated me because I punched him for no reason. A good reason to hate me, I suppose. Anyway, years later we're good friends. He too is a member of Cataclysm (the master basser.)
Patrick Wolff - No, all my friends aren't named Chris, just two thirds of them (ha ha ha). The third and final member of Cataclysm. He is, of course, the guitarist. (all three sing...) Yeah, that Patrick, he's a cool cat. I'm sure he gets that a lot. How can you help it? His notorious "hand thingy"... well, do I really need to explain it...
...And before you go getting your panties in a wad for not being on here... it's in progress... I'm working on YOU right now.