About Me
You people MUST have something better to do than read about ME...
I mean... come on... I suck and stuff.
Here is a picture of me...
So, what's there to know about me?
You probably know that I go to PHS.
From my hair it's most likely clear that I spend most of my time swimming.
OK, I figured out some stuff to put here, however I feel awkward writing about myself...
none the less...
Some Random Things About Myself:
1. I am obsessed with Fight Club (book and
movie), triskit crackers, sublime, computers (even though I hate them), and more stuff
that I'll add once I think of it.
2. I hate computers (as I said above) but love them too. I can spend hours on a computer
doing nothing (no really, nothing)... but then I feel like I've wasted sooooo much time.
This computer love/hate thing is the reason a guy like me has a web page.
3. I love the rain (I don't know why I added this, it's raining now, and I though of it)
4. I procrastinate way too much.
5. If I ever appear to be cocky, you didn't catch my (probably weak) sarcasm. (like the
masturbation thing above (if you didn't see it... don't))
6. The best humor is self-depreciative humor (like Rodney Dangerfeild... "I get no
respect.").
7. Everything I own you (yes, you) can borrow... especially books.
8. I am sometimes hypocritical... especially when I say I hate people who are
hypocritical. (heh, get it?)
9. I hate emoticons... know what I mean... these :) bitches.
10. I really really over use parentheses... and the three dots (...) and, at times,
commas.
11. Nine times out of ten, when I say something, I am quoting a movie... and very rarely
does anybody catch it.
12. I make random "notes to self" when something note-worthy comes up... this is
from "Dirty Work." The process includes me holding my hand up to my mouth
and saying, "Note to self, blah blah blah" except replace the blahs with the
note-worthy subject matter.
13. I tend to be very anal when it comes to the computer... Hence the impeccable neatness
of this page (yeah, whatever) but I'm just electronically anal... in every other aspect of
life, I'm sloppy.
Hmm, that's all I can think to put now... I will add as more comes to me.
Well, enough about me talking about me (if you want to hear about someone else, leave this portion of the page) Here is a list of things I have been described as.
1. "like a fucking monkey" (this
one's common when I shimmy up a tree)
2. At least once I was called a "crazy bean"
4. Many, many, other things I have yet to know about... (Man, in my head I had
a great list of these things... funny how you forget everything when you need it.)
If you think of anything you'd like to call me, e-mail or tell me some other way... I'll
add it to the list.