Sexuality = Maturity for Britney

You know what makes me laugh?  The fact that Britney's first single to her new album is "slave4u."  Anyone else see the lameness here?  Let's just put it out on the table.  What is slave 4 u?  You think there might be some sexual connotation here?  Gasp!  No way!  Never!  Oh wait...yes, it's completely sexual...and if you say it's not, you're either an idiot or you're trying to fool yourself into thinking something other than the truth.  Now...why a totally sexual song as the first single?  Simple...stupid people like Britney and those who "MADE" her (she is not an artist...she is more like the painting tha rtist "creates") think that sexually charged music is risque, and in turn, they think risque equals mature.  HA!  Have you listened to the lyrics to this ridiculous song? (atleast they're not as ridiculous as ("Not A Girl, Not Yet  A Woman!!")...anyhow, it makes me laugh to think this stupid naive girl thinks she will be seen as more grown up if she's more sexual- in Britney's case, I'm not sure how the slut can get anymore sexual, but what do I know....ok...to all you teenybopper groups out there- (you know who you are...MTV is ALL about you guys) being nasty and sexual and what have you, is NOT...hear me, NOT more grown up...and it doesn't mean you'll get a bigger target audience.  We adults see you for what you are...a novelty.  No talent, bubble gum songs and horrendous career moves...stop fooling yourself into thinking you'll reach anyone but the teenage girls and drooling prepubescent boys!

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