"Stay Away From My Mom" Episode Transcript
(Brendon is running all over the soccer field)
COACH: Small! Get in here.
BRENDON: Okay
COACH: Bring it in.
BRENDON: (cough) Hello.
COACH: I don't know what you're doing out there. What are you doing out there?
BRENDON: inaudible moan
COACH: Because...in my mind, soccer is played with a ball, right?
BRENDON: I wasn't trying...I was trying to run towards the goal.
COACH: You're not getting points for running thru the goal posts. The ball has to go thru. Brendon, let me show you something, alright?
BRENDON: Uh huh.
COACH: Maybe this will give you a little incentive.
BRENDON: Alright.
COACH: Look at my arm right there. See that?
BRENDON: Yeah.
COACH: I got that when I was 18 years old. I'll tell you something...
BRENDON: Yeah.
COACH: I regret it. 'Cause that tattoo don't come off.
BRENDON: Right.
COACH: I have a tattoo of a cow's head because I love that cheese. I go in there...I'm a little drunk...and I say, "Give me the cow head from that cheese...I love that cheese."
TO BE CONTINUED....
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