Don't you hate when people who think they can sing make movies, because they think they can act?

Mariah did it...not it's Britney's turn!!

Oh dear God, the apocalypse is upon us! Yes, I said it...the world is about to end! I stay on top of my Slut Princess news (Britney Spears, that is) so I can show all the world how evil she is, and how she is leading our country into the depths of hell...so, anyhow, I find a video trailer for her new "movies" called Crossroads. Oh, what a gem this film is gonna be! If you go to www.worldofbritney.com you can preview this jewel. After watching it, do you feel as tho you're going to be sick? Maybe it's the fact sweet girl accent she uses in ever scene? Or is it the fact that she proves once again that she cannot sing, and should ALWAYS stick to letting the producers do their "magic" to make her sound somewhat human? Is it the fact that every scene has a britney song in the background, or that she sings her own music in the movie, trying desperately to tell us all, she rules the world? No matter which, you will probably feel a bit ill after watching, so I suggest bringing a bucket into the room before hand. Trust me...you'll need it.

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