QUOTATIONS

There's only so much time to read, and sometimes something makes me laugh so hard, or gives me a pause for whatever reason, and I want to remember it even if I never have time to read the book again. Hence, the following collection...

Random Nonsense

Terry Pratchett
I am obsessed with British humor that pretty much makes fun of humanity as a whole.

"A hard man is good to find."
Relationship advice from the master of men, Mae West.

"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch?"
Solve all your social problems by following W.C. Fields lead.

Oscar Wilde
Either this man was ahead of his time or nothing has changed in the last 100+ years

Marx
(Groucho)

Outlaw College
All you really need to know about life, love, and how to be an outlaw, from fiction writer Tom Robbins