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SEASON TWO

SEASON TWO

 

Diamonds n’ Dust       Recipe For Heavy Bread       Only Church In Town        

Bad Time On The Border     When Are You Coming Back, Range Rider?     Taxicab Wars   Labour Pains      There’s Always A Catch      Water, Water Everywhere      Steel     

The White Ballot     The Maltese Cow     In Plane Sight     The Battle of Bel-Air  

Say It With Bullets      Pure-Dee Poison     It’s A Desert Out There      Chopping Spree 

 Harder Than It Looks      Deadly Manoeuvres      Semi-Friendly Persuasion     Curtain Call

 

 

 

DIAMONDS N’ DUST

 

Bad Guy: “A little healthy advice, mister.  Don’t work for that lady.  It’s real rough country out there, and something might bite you in the middle of the night.”

Hannibal: “Oh, great.  You know, since I gave up golf, my life has been real boring.”

(Dust ‘n’ Diamonds)

 

Shopkeeper:  “I sell good stuff here, everyone knows it!”

Murdock (in an English accent):  “Oh don’t make me laugh.  No kippers, no English herring bone tweeds, no meat pies, no Rolls-Royce petrel caps, no original pressings of Hey Jude.  You sir, are a miserable excuse for a shop keep!”

(Diamonds ‘n’ Dust)

 

Hannibal: Face, you’re turning luck into an art form.

Face: Well, art form’s a bit much.  I prefer to think of it as talent for the remarkable.

(Diamonds ‘n’ Dust)

 

Goon: “You guys are crazy.”

Hannibal: “No, he’s crazy.  We’re just bad tempered.”

(Diamonds ‘n’ Dust)

 

Hannibal: “You know, BA, with a pair of pliers and a little time, you could fix anything but dinner.”

(Diamonds ‘n’ Dust)

 

Murdock: “Well guys, without the risk of sounding melodramatic, goodbye forever!”

(Diamonds ‘n’ Dust)

 

Hannibal: “The air’s beginning to feel a little richer.  Like those diamonds know we’re comin’”

Murdock: “They’re very intelligent, you know.  They have many facets.  When you get to know ‘em, most of them are absolute gems.”

(Diamonds ‘n’ Dust)

 

Face: “We have to go all the way over there to get back over here?”

Toby: “It’s the only way.”

Murdock: “Well, I mean, didn’t anybody consider putting in an escalator?   I mean, come on!  Do I have to think of everything?”

(Diamonds ‘n’ Dust)

 

Hannibal: “I guess we need a volunteer.”

Face:  “Don’t smile at me like that.  That’s not even a real smile.  It’s just a bunch of teeth playin’ with my mind.”  

(Diamonds ‘n’ Dust)

 

Fletcher: “There’s only one way out, and it’s target practice for us.  Give it up, or you’ll starve.”

Hannibal: “Don’t worry about us.  We’ll send out to the corner deli.”

(Diamonds ‘n’ Dust)

 

 

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RECIPE FOR HEAVY BREAD

 

Face: “Hannibal, I don’t like it when you get that look.”

Lin: “Colonel love it when plan come together.”

Hannibal: “You bet he does.”

(Recipe For Heavy Bread)

 

Tommy: “I don’t think you know what you’re messing with, Smith.”

Hannibal: “Oh yes I do.  I’m just impetuous.  I’m also nuts and trigger happy, so get in the van before I foam at the mouth and start blasting.”

(Recipe For Heavy Bread)

 

Face: (Hannibal opens a fortune cookie) “What’s it say?”

Hannibal: “Well it says, I love it when a plan comes together.”

(Recipe For Heavy Bread)

 

 

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ONLY CHURCH IN TOWN

 

Hannibal: “You’re just gonna have to go back there and get in the orphanage.”

Face: “I can tell them I’m an orphan.”

Hannibal: “Nah, you’re too old.  But you might want to practice up on your rosary.”

(Only Church In Town)

 

Leslie: “I’ve kept up with everything that’s gone on in your life.  I’ve prayed for you every night, too.”

Murdock: “With some of the things we pulled off, I just knew somebody was praying for us.” (chuckles)

(Only Church In Town)

 

 

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BAD TIME ON THE BORDER

 

Murdock:  “My size?  My size is the amount of space that I fill up.  Thanks for asking.”

(Bad Time On The Border)

 

Hannibal: “Alright.  Now, who’s plan was this?”

Face: “Not mine.”

BA: “Not mine.”

Hannibal: “Then who’s?”

Face: “Murdock.”

BA: “It was Murdock’s.”

Hannibal: “No it wasn’t.”

(Bad Time On The Border)

 

 

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WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK, RANGE RIDER?

 

Hannibal: “Face.  Face.”

Face: “What?”

Hannibal: “You’re not George Lucas.  You’re not.”

(When You Coming Back, Range Rider?)

 

Face: “Ah, yes, beautiful Arizona.  Quiet, serene, the comatose state.”

(When Are You Coming Back, Range Rider)

 

Face: “Well, Carter’s no idiot.  He has to figure for us to be making a run against his trains so soon, I mean, it’s insane.  They’ll never be ready for us.  I don’t think they’ll ever be ready for us.  You think they’ll be ready for us?”

Hannibal: “Yeah, I do.”

Face: “So do I.”

(When You Coming Back, Range Rider?)

 

Face: “You know, we’re only one step ahead of Decker, too.”

Hannibal: “Oh don’t worry, I’ve considered that.”

Face: “Of course you have.”

Hannibal: “Yeah.  I think he’s gonna be a big problem.”

(When You Coming Back, Range Rider?)

 

Face: “Thanks.  I, uh, really appreciate your trusting me like that.”

Girl: “Lets just say I liked your face.”

Face: “Oh.  I have an honest face?”

Girl: “No.  But I like it.”

(When You Coming Back, Range Rider?)

 

Carter: “You guys sure do know how to make a nuisance of yourselves, don’t you?”

Hannibal: “We do our best.”

(When You Coming Back, Range Rider?)

 

Carter: “I hope you yea-hoos enjoy your little trip courtesy Carter Railways.  Unfortunately there ain’t no return tickets.”

Face: “Oh, I always wanted to see the country by rail.”

(When You Coming Back, Range Rider?)

 

Face: “Hannibal, come on, lets go!”

Hannibal: “We’re not close enough.”

Face: “What, are you crazy?”

Hannibal: “I wouldn’t sleep at all tonight if he didn’t see the expression on my face.”

(When You Coming Back, Range Rider?)

 

Carter: “This was a stupid move.  You yea-hoos were crazy to come back here.”

Face: “I agree.  (to Hannibal) I told you it was crazy.  (to Carter) He never listens.”

(When You Coming Back, Range Rider?)

 

 

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THE TAXI CAB WARS

 

Cal: “What do we have to lose?”

Hannibal: “Well, you could lose your life.”

(Taxicab Wars)

 

Hannibal: “But my daddy used to say that a life without danger is just like a house of ill repute without a naked lady.”

(The Taxicab Wars)

 

Hannibal (about Face): “I’ve got to take my nephew Harold.  He’s a little retarded, but he is a nurse.”

Face: “Retarded?”

(Taxicab Wars)

 

Face: “Quiet out here.  Too quiet.  I always wanted to say that.”

(Taxicab Wars)

 

 

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LABOUR PAINS

 

Amy: “Last couple of times Decker got really close, you pulled the same trick.  Hiding right under his nose, making him think we’re halfway out of state.  He’s gonna figure that game out.”

Hannibal: “Yeah, but he’ll figure I figured that.  So he’ll figure that I figured the other way.  Which is why we’re staying right here.”

Amy: “That makes no sense.”

Hannibal: “Decker will understand it.”

(Labour Pains)

 

Hannibal: “We’ll go across to that little store and pick up some grub.  How does bologna and whole wheat sound?”

Murdock: “Actually, Colonel, it makes almost no sound at all.”

(Labour Pains)

 

Hannibal: “You know, your first impression, mister, is just like a lizard’s breath.”

(Labour Pains)

 

Cross: “Get outta here.”

Guy: “You heard him.  Now!”

Face: ”Can’t.  We’re market marshals.  Bringing justice to the produce aisles and freezer sections of America.”

(Labour Pains)

 

Hannibal: “Threats appeal a whole lot more to us than they do to ordinary people.”

(Labour Pains)

 

Laura: “Cross isn’t gonna let something like this go.  You’d be a lot safer if you left town.”

Hannibal: “Ha!  We’d be a lot safer if we were somebody else all together.”

(Labour Pains)

 

Jarret: “You’ll have a union in this valley over my dead body.”

Hannibal: “That’s exactly what I was telling our union members this morning.”

(Labour Pains)

 

Bad guy: “You’re nuts!”

Murdock: “No, I’m condiments!  I’ve been promoted!”

(Labor Pains)

 

Laura: “Can’t believe you got someone to lend their private property around here.”

Face: “Well, you know, when you have a good cause, I mean, things are bound to come your way.”

Hannibal: “What was her name?”

Face: “Inge.”

Hannibal: “Very continental.”

Face: “Yeah, she certainly is.”

(Labour Pains)

 

Murdock: “The Jazz is all the twinkies you can eat, and Woody Woodpecker cartoons 24 hours a day.”

(Labour Pains)

 

Murdock: “Face, she wants to know what the Jazz is.”

Face: “Ah, well, Laura, you see, it’s, uh, it’s sort of nature’s way of putting your fingers in a light socket.  Our problem is that [Hannibal] likes it.”

(Labour Pains)

 

BA: “You probably conned all the babies at the maternity ward at the hospital where you was born.”

(Labour Pains)

 

BA: “Man, if Hannibal didn’t put you on the team, you’d probably be in jail, right now.”

Face: “True.”

(Labour Pains)

 

Face: “That’s great, Hannibal.  You figured that Decker figured that you figured it the other way.  Right?  Well, Decker didn’t figure it that way, did he?”  

Hannibal: “Sure he did.”

(Labour Pains)

 

 

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THERE’S ALWAYS A CATCH

 

Amy: “Murdock, why are you eating a sandwich that’s frozen?”

Murdock: “I have to.  I’m allergic to microwaves, it releases space hamsters into my bloodstream.”

(There’s Always A Catch)

 

BA:  “Hannibal’s on a serious Jazz!”

Face:  “Yeah, well, maybe we’ll get lucky and one day modern medicine will find a cure.”

(There’s Always A Catch)

 

Doug: “But, he won’t sell us anything.  He’s in Garber’s back pocket.”

Hannibal: “Pockets are made to be reached into.”

(There’s Always A Catch)

 

Face: “Come on, Hannibal, why don’t you do it?”

Murdock: “You know, he’s got a point there, Hannibal.  I mean, BA has got an excuse from the nurse because of his foot.  But, what about you?”

Hannibal: “Well, it’s simple.  I’m the planner.  I plan better in dry air.”

(There’s Always A Catch)

 

Hannibal: “Besides, BA and I have been working out.  You two look a little flabby.”

Face: “Flabby?!”

(There’s Always A Catch)

 

Decker: “By tomorrow morning, you’ll be eating breakfast with 500 guys just like you.”

Face: “Uh, there is nobody just like us.”

(There’s Always A Catch)

 

Murdock: “Amy, I’m gonna make you feel real wanted.  You know what I mean?  Real wanted.”

(There’s Always A Catch)

 

 

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WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE

 

Murdock: “You out gunned.  You out manned.  You out financed.  That’s perfect.  My friends are gonna love it.  It’s their forte.  It’s the long suit.  It’s their bi.”

(Water, Water Everywhere)

 

Les: “You sure these friends of yours are from the real world, Murdock?”

Jamie: “Or are they from the same place in your brain those imaginary guys in your belt came from?”

Murdock: “Imaginary.  Imaginary.  Stay calm, fellahs.  He meant no disrespect.  So you think the wee folk are imaginary.  Now where does that leave elves and gremlins?  Not to mention double gangers.”

(Water, Water Everywhere)

 

Dave: “Face it, Murdock, they’re not gonna let you out of this place.”

Murdock: “So?  What’s the big deal?  What, what they allow, and what I do are two separate zip codes, buddy.”

(Water, Water Everywhere)

 

Gains: “What, are you fugitives from the banana bin?”

Murdock: “How’d he know?”

(Water, Water Everywhere)

 

Hannibal: “Hey Face, what would you say to a 45a about now?”

Face: “Not bad, not bad.  Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a 38.  Maybe even a 32.”

Hannibal: “32?”

Face: “Um.”

Murdock: ”Oh come on, please.  Let’s do a 32.  I just love 32.”

BA: “Hey man, forget the 32.  Forget the 38.  Forget the 45.  There’s nothing like a good old 22.”

All: “20....2!.” (they each turn and punch the guy behind them)

(Water, Water Everywhere)

 

Amy: “Hannibal’s plans are absolutely consistent.  They never look like they’re gonna work, but they always do.  Sort of.”

(Water, Water Everywhere)

 

 

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STEEL

 

Face: “Hey BA, that’s very funny.  You know, you’ve developing a sense of humor.  Slowly, but, uh, it’s developing.”

(Steel)

 

Hannibal: “I’m the wicked warlock of the north.  And when I come down on you, there won’t be anything left except a smear of grease.”

(Steel)

 

Murdock: “Beware the dogs of war!”

(Steel)

 

Face: “Hannibal, I didn’t plan on making a career out of this, you know.  I’m in my ‘vette, not exactly the most inconspicuous car to do a tail job in.”  

Hannibal: “Ah, That’ll work for you.  He’d never think that anybody’d be crazy enough to follow in a car as flashy as that.”

Face: “You don’t believe that.”

Hannibal: “No, but I thought you’d feel better.  Bye.”

(Steel)

 

Face: “Oh, I’m sorry, Hannibal.  I had to use my last cigar to escape.”

Hannibal: “Oh.  Too bad.”

(Steel)

 

Hannibal: “Now, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way.  In about a minute, I and my 3 friends are gonna unleash on you your worst nightmare.  You’re gonna wish the earth opened up underneath your feet, and swallowed you whole.”

Tommy: “What’s the easy way.”

Hannibal: “Oh, that was the easy way.”

(Steel)

 

 

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THE WHITE BALLOT

 

Waiter: “Would anyone like some coffee?”

Face: “Ah, that’d be nice.”

Waiter: “How would you like it?”

BA: “In a cup, fool.”

(The White Ballot)

 

Sheriff: “I don’t appreciate that kind of accusation.”

Face: “Well, tell us what kind you’d like.  Uh, maybe we can come up with something.”

(The White Ballot)

 

Face: “He [Hannibal] doesn’t play games, Colonel.  He just wins them.”

(The White Ballot)

 

 

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THE MALTESE COW

 

BA: “Hannibal, it’s gonna take an army to get into the place, man.”

Hannibal: “Or a plan.”

(The Maltese Cow)

 

Hannibal: “Now, if you’d taken the trouble to look, you’d find that I got an 8-round 9mm pointed at you under the table.  Now the question is, which one of us is gonna get hurt the worst if we open fire?  Go ahead, try it sucker.”

(The Maltese Cow)

 

 

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IN PLANE SIGHT

 

Murdock: “You can always stay at my place, plenty of beds.”

(In Plane Sight)

 

Mrs Hicks:  “Are you a psychiatrist?”

Murdock:  “No, ma’am, I’m insane.”

(In Plane Sight)

 

Murdock: “You are constantly drawing false conclusions based on little or no information at all.”

BA: “You’re a nut.  And that’s a conclusion based on fact.”

Murdock: “Only based on your definition of what constitutes nuttiness.  Now, I think the others here might agree that my recent behaviour can only be described as normal.  Reasonable description, considering the fact that I have consciously decided to conform to less aberrant behaviour, simply because of your constant verbal abuse.”

BA: “Even when he talks straight he sounds crazy.”

(In Plane Sight)

 

Face: “Oh, uh, Hannibal, I forgot to bring BA’s bedtime drink.”

Hannibal: “What?”

Face: “Can I use a 2 by 4 again?”

(In Plane Sight)

 

Murdock:  (shots gun) “Now, the question your asking yourself is did he fire 5 or 6 bullets?  Do you feel lucky?”

(In Plane Sight)

 

Murdock: “My plane!  My plane!  My kingdom for my plane!”

(In Plane Sight)

 

 

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THE BATTLE OF BEL-AIR

 

Hannibal: “I’m sorry.  Our store Santa Clause has gone for the day.  You’ll have to come back if you want to tell him what you want for Christmas.”

Decker: “My Christmas present is you, Smith.”

Hannibal: “You have expensive taste.”

(The Battle Of Bel-Air)

 

Hannibal: “Aren’t you gonna tell me I’m not gonna get away with this?”

Decker: “Oh, I know you’re gonna get away with this.”

(The Battle Of Bel-Air)

 

Face: “You know, I’ve been thinking, maybe if I could, uh, invest a little time, I might be able to draw her out.”

Hannibal: “Oh, I see.  You mean, uh, just the two of you over a quiet cup of coffee, you could find something out about her?”

Face: “Ah, we’re leaving town, anyway.”

Hannibal: “What you don’t do for the team, Face.”

Face: “I know.”

(The Battle Of Bel-Air)

 

Tawnia: “The word commitment can ward Templeton Peck off faster than a can of mace.”

(The Battle Of Bel-Air)

 

Hannibal: “You got any idea where they took her?”

Face: “Yeah, well, it was a little tough to hear, I was listening to the chlorine ruin my clothes.”

(The Battle Of Bel-Air)

 

Murdock: ”Listen, the trick is, even if you gonna make up the whole story, you’ve got to keep it within the borders of credibility.”

(The Battle Of Bel-Air)

 

Murdock: “When he said ‘dummy’, was he talking to me?”

Face: “Who else?”

(The Battle Of Bel-Air)

 

 

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SAY IT WITH BULLETS

 

Face: “I just love picking locks.”

(Say It With Bullets)

 

Murdock: “You know other people have feelings?  And they hear these snide retorts.  And sometimes, they just like to change your channel, and send that crumb-olla attitude of your’s right on back to Mr. Roger’s neck of the woods.  You know what I mean?”

(Say It With Bullets)

 

Face: “Oh, boy, I hate situations like this.  You go in trying to help mankind, and, uh, all of a sudden you realize you’re adjusting your halo in a two-way mirror.”

(Say It With Bullets)

 

Murdock: “We went to any army base, and decided to follow a soldier home when he picked up a pretty girl.  Now, right now he has no idea that we are playing a harmless little joke, and that our entire Candid Murdock audience can hear every word.  Now let’s listen in, and have some real fun.”

(Say It With Bullets)

 

Murdock: “Well, I guess the laugh’s on him, because what Mr. Harnett doesn’t realize, is that Candid Murdock has been recording the whole thing.  Boy, I sure as heck wouldn’t want to be in his army boots.”

(Say It With Bullets)

 

Hannibal: “Did I ever tell you guy’s about my childhood?”

Face: “Hey Hannibal, could we do the retrospective some other time?”

Hannibal: “You see, I was the kid who always liked waiting on Christmas Eve even more than I liked opening the presents the next morning.  But the next morning, when I started rippin’, I started rippin’.”

(Say It With Bullets)

 

Tawnia: “Murdock, what if they’ve really been caught this time, and can’t meet us?”

Murdock: “Well that just means I’ll have a traumatic experience.”

(Say It With Bullets)

 

Hannibal: “These the only guys in the van, Murdock?”

Murdock: “Yes, sir.  I checked for invisibles, but they didn’t have any with them.”

(Say It With Bullets)

 

Murdock: “Hey kids, do you know what time it is?  Do ya?  Do ya? Do ya? Do ya? Do ya?”

BA: “Hannibal, if this fool don’t stop that crazy TV talk, I’m gonna knock him out over the airwaves for real.”

Murdock: “It’s Howling Murdock Time!”

(Say It With Bullets)

 

 

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PURE-DEE POISON

 

Murdock: “Sir, as this is Tuesday, it’s my feeling that Wednesday could occur officially as early as tomorrow.”

(Pure-De Poison)

 

Hannibal: “I love it when a partnership comes together.  Don’t you?”

(Pure-De Poison)

 

Hannibal: “Sergeant, you ready to fold, spindle, and mutilate?”

(Pure-De Poison)

 

Stephanie: “Wait a minute, this is insane.”

Murdock:  “This?!  Stephanie, this isn’t even close, if you want insane, ask me to write a letter sometime.”

(Pure-Dee Poison) 

 

 

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IT’S A DESERT OUT THERE

 

Hannibal: “You knew I was gonna say that.”

Murdock: “‘Course he did.  It’s telepathic.  It’s a gift given to all of us thousands of years ago by extraterrestrials.  You know, whoa whoa.”

(It’s A Desert Out There)

 

Hannibal: “Is there time?”

Face: “Is there ever?”

(It’s A Desert Out There)

 

Murdock: “Hannibal, don’t be rude.”

Hannibal: “Rude?”

Murdock: “Rude.  Our interstellar predecessors have told us that in moments such as these, we should have cooked bread.  That is their quaint way of telling us that we should have a toast.”

(It’s A Desert Out There)

 

Murdock: “Love.  To say that love is important, is only the beginning.  Love is as precious as the finest jewels.”

(It’s A Desert Out There)

 

 

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CHOPPING SPREE

 

Face: “They took my ‘vette.”

Murdock: “No, the van.”

Face: “They took the van and the ‘vette?”

Murdock: “No!  They took the van and not the ‘vette.  Hannibal and BA got in the ‘vette to go after the van.  And they took my plant.”

(Chopping Spree)

 

 

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HARDER THEN IT LOOKS

 

Murdock: “The colonel really bends my mind out of shape, you know?”

BA: “Man, if your mind was bent out of shape, it’d be straight, fool.”

(Harder Than It Looks)

 

Murdock: “He told me he was interested in food.  I didn’t believe him until now.”

(Harder Than It Looks)

 

Hannibal: “What I tell ya, Face?”

Face: “What’d you tell me?  I’ll tell you what you told me.  This is gonna go down smooth, Face.  A piece of cake, Face.  Just a couple of goons with camouflage paint who call themselves a terrorist group, Face.  Yeah, in and out, 1, 2, 3, with the girl and the money.  No muss, no fuss.  Huh?”

Hannibal: “Right.”

Face: “Right.  Well, I think I got a busted nose.  Murdock’s lost some ribs.  BA’s lost all his marbles.  And, a very big and I might say, we lost the money.  We were supposed to come back with the money.”

(Harder Than It Looks)

 

Murdock: “Jennifer, you’ve just won an all expense paid kidnapping with the terrorist of your choice!”

(Harder Than It Looks)

 

Hannibal: “I hope this little prayer meeting isn’t over.  My brothers and I wanna repent.”

Murdock: “Amen, brother!”

(Harder Than It Looks)

 

Ramon: “You’re all dead men.”

Face: “Really?  Gee, I didn’t think I’d feel this good after I was dead.  I wanna thank you all for coming to the funeral.”

(Harder Than It Looks)

 

Murdock: “Use your imagination.  Or you can borrow mine.  (evil laugh)”

(Harder Than It Looks)

 

Murdock: “Okay brothers and sisters, I want you to reach out.  I want you to reach out to me, brother Murdock, because we gonna tie your little hands, and leave you for the local fuzz to pick up.  Hallelujah!  Hallelujah!  It’s a miracle!  And I do believe I spot some rope.  Brother Marcus, will you do us the honor and obtain it?”

(Harder Than It Looks)

 

Face: “We lost our wheels, BA did 15 rounds with Godzilla, Hannibal did a 20 story high dive, we had our raft blown out from under us, and we still managed to save the girl, her boyfriend, and retrieve the money.”

Marcus: “Now, all you gotta do is stop them from blowing up that dam.”

Hannibal: “Dam?”

Murdock: “I’m gonna cry.”

(Harder Than It Looks)

 

Murdock: “What are you?  A couple of fruit flies?  You know there are places for people like you!”

(Harder Than It Looks)

 

Hannibal:  "We're like socks.  You can put us through a rough wash once, but you'll never use us again."

(Harder Then It Looks)

 

 

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DEADLY MANOEUVRES 

 

Murdock: “I guess it’s too late to ask you guys to bust me back into the VA, huh?”

(Deadly Manoeuvres)

 

Murdock: “I gotta stay lean and light and ready to fight.”

(Deadly Manoeuvres)

 

Kyle: “Where’s Smith, Peck?”

Face: “You know, that’s the beauty of it, I haven’t the slightest idea.  I never do, really.  He’s a real mystery, a walking riddle.  Yeah, he might start dropping bombs on you guys.  Then on the other hand, he might just show up as a nun.  I can’t tell.  And, uh, I know him, oh, just about as well as anybody else.  Yeah, he’s really quite. . . mystical.”

(Deadly Manoeuvres)

 

Murdock: “Good guys two.  Bad guys zilcharooney.”

(Deadly Manoeuvres)

 

Hannibal: “Now next time you think you want to take somebody out, pal, don’t get yourself a good squad.  Get yourself a team.”

(Deadly Manoeuvres)

 

Murdock: “It is called concentration, amigo.  Some men walk on hot coals, some eat glass, some climb Mt. Everest, others drink milk.  It is the way of the universe.”

(Deadly Manoeuvres)

 

 

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SEMI-FRIENDLY PERSUASION

 

Hannibal: “Well, for 5,000 years, men have been fighting each other.  We are the soldiers.  And it falls to us to protect the rights of others.  Now a guy like Carl can be hard to understand.  But it’s good that we can do what we do to protect freedom to do what he feels is best.  It’s just society’s electricity, guys.  The freedom to think.  People’s thoughts are the most illusive and the most valuable.  And, the soldiers pay the price to protect it.”

(Semi-Friendly Persuasion)

 

 

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CURTAIN CALL

 

Face: “I told you Colonel Decker saw us at the toll crossing this morning.”

Hannibal: “Well you were right.  Feel better now?”

(Curtain Call)

 

Decker: “Oh, they’re the best.  They think as one, feel as one, and act as one.  But, with a wounded man in their midst, they cease to be that.  The good of the unit becomes the good of an individual.  And that will be their undoing.”

(Curtain Call)

 

Murdock: “Hannibal, you gotta get outta here.  Oh you better leave me, man, you better leave me.”

Hannibal: “Captain, we go out together, or we don’t go out at all.”

(Curtain Call)

 

Face: “Ah, Murdock, he’s tough.  Like a piece of rawhide.  One that just got out of therapy.”

(Curtain Call)

 

Face: “Doncha worry about Murdock.  A few weeks, and, uh, he won’t be able to distinguish reality from a couple of bread sticks.”

(Curtain Call)

 

Tawnia: “Face, the uniform will never work.  Decker will recognize you the moment you walk in.”

Face: “Oh, I don’t know.  A little jewellery.  Maybe an ascot for just the right touch, it’ll look terrific.”

(Curtain Call)

 

Face: “Listen, without those medical supplies, Murdock is dead.  So it doesn’t matter what the risk is, now does it?”

(Curtain Call)

 

Face: “The worst that could happen is I go to prison.  Not exactly my idea of a little fun in the sun, but, uh, the hours are regular, the food’s plentiful, and there’s plenty of starch in the shirts.”

(Curtain Call)

 

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