Bullets and Bikinis Bend In The River Fire Timber Double Heat Trouble On
Wheels The
Island Showdown The Sheriffs
of Rivertown The Bells of St. Mary’s Hot Styles Breakout! Cup A’ Joe The Big Squeeze Champ! Skins Road Games Moving Tagets
Knights Of The Road Waste ‘Em Bounty Beverly Hills Assault Trouble
Brewing Incident At Crystal Lake
BA: “I hate dentists.
And I hate driving with Murdock.”
Murdock: “But you have flying with Murdock more. Don’t you? Don’t you?”
(Bullets and Bikinis)
Murdock: “Oh look, there’s Hannibal man, and Faceman, and garbage man, and policeman, and postman!”
(Bullets and Bikinis)
Murdock: “I should have the
binocs, Faceman said I am the lifeguard.”
BA: “You gonna be a package
of cream cheese in a minute. I’m the lifeguard. You can’t even
swim.”
Murdock: “Don’t you say
that! Yes I can!”
Face: “Uh, uh, uh, BA look,
uh, you’ll sink with all that gold on there, so why don’t you let Murdock be
lifeguard? You could be security.“
Murdock: ”Yeah. Jeez, man, jeez.”
(Bullets and Bikinis)
Face: “You know, I think my idea of having all the help wear bikinis is really gonna pay off.”
(Bullets and Bikinis)
Sandy: “My, you really seem
to have things cooking around here, Mr. Peck. I am disappointed, though,
no wet tee-shirt contest.”
Face: “3 o’clock, and the lanai. Aren’t the posters up yet? Ah, do I have to do everything?”
(Bullets and Bikinis)
Joey: “Man, are you
stupid.”
Hannibal: “Yeah, but you gotta admit, I run a heck of a hotel.”
(Bullets and Bikinis)
Murdock: “And that’s not all, Hannibal’s got a plan. He’s always got a plan. Right now, the tiny nucleus of an idea has been postulated. And it is growing, forming into though, and soon, will mould itself into a plan. Right, Hannibal?”
(Bullets and Bikinis)
Girl: “I think he’s having
trouble breathing. He probably needs mouth to mouth.”
Face: “Ah yes, yes.”
Guy: “I know CPR. I
can do it.”
Face: “Ah, uh, I can breathe, I can breathe.”
(Bullets and Bikinis)
BA: “You tricked me,
sucka!”
Murdock: “I did not. Not really.”
(Bullets and Bikinis)
Hannibal: “What kind of a
scungiel would call himself a coffin?”
Face: “Probably the same kind who’d call himself Hannibal.”
(The Bend In The River)
Nurse: “Are you with the
congregational church, or Lyman Brother’s Mortuary?”
Face: “Both. You see, it’s all pre-packaging these days. Uh, one-stop shopping, if you will.”
(The Bend In The River)
Hannibal: “Sergeant
Baracus, who was our ordinance officer in Vietnam?”
BA: “I was! You know
I was!”
Hannibal: “Right. Now, don’t think of it as being shipped down here in a coffin, think of it as accompanying our ordinance locker.”
(The Bend In The River)
Bobbi: “You are crazy men,
no?”
Murdock: “I’m not crazy, I’m a great film maker. I have visions that I turn into cellular monuments. And I’m here to tell you that with your aspect ratio, you could walk with the cinematic gods.”
(The Bend In The River)
BA: “Yeah, Hannibal, I hope
you’re working on another plan.”
Hannibal: “We haven’t
finished with the old plan.”
Tawnia: “What old one?”
Hannibal: “The one that
takes us to find Brian Lefcort.”
Face: “You call getting
caught like this a plan?”
Hannibal: “Well, with a few
minor glitches, it takes us right to Lefcort.”
Murdock: “Sounds logical to
me.”
BA: “It would.”
(The Bend In The River)
Face: “Right. Gold,
and silver, and rubies, and diamonds...”
Murdock: “Lions, and tigers, and bears, oh my.”
(The Bend In The River)
Face: “Aw no, why is always me?”
(The Bend In The River)
Murdock: “Got him against the rope, champ! Now take him out!”
(The Bend In The River)
Murdock: “Get me that kid with the gold around his neck, he’s fantastic. Who’s his agent?”
(The Bend In The River)
Hannibal: “I’m impressed, Face. I thought he was gonna cream you.”
(The Bend In The River)
Murdock: “Face, all that I
can say is it’s a good thing we weren’t rolling film. I mean, I know that
it was just a rehearsal, but still, I need more.”
Face: “More?!”
Murdock: “More. More. Don’t hold back. I know, I know that what you were doing was real, but in film, what we need, is that which look real.”
(The Bend In The River)
Murdock: “That’s real! Oh, it’s fantastic. It’s so real.”
(The Bend In The River)
Face: “I hate this movie!
But I do like the leading lady.”
Murdock: “You got her. If only I can get her agent down to 50,000.”
(The Bend In The River)
Murdock: “Listen. I
am I, and you are you. Perchance someday that we should walk along the
same road together . . .”
BA: “You’d be dead.”
Murdock: “Gotcha.”
(The Bend In The River)
Hannibal: “It’d be nice if
we had some help. But we have surprise, and a touch of lunacy on our
side.”
Murdock: “That be true. Um-hm.”
(The Bend In The River)
Hannibal: “If you talk that
way about him, you might not live to date his daughter.”
Face: “Yeah, explain that
to me, huh? Tell me how something like that could’ve produced something
like this.”
Hannibal: “The world is full of wonderment.”
(The Bend In The River)
El Cajon: “To think all
this time I was helping these nazi pigs.”
Face: “Yeah, it’s not nearly the same as sinking people’s boats, and robbing them for money and fun, is it?”
(The Bend In The River)
El Cajon: “The wedding ceremony shall proceed! The funeral is cancelled!”
(The Bend In The River)
Murdock: “You know, old chap, we’re getting a bit cramped here. Rather. A lack of head room, you know. What, what, what.”
(Fire)
Murdock: “What do we know about fire fighting? What do we know? We know everything, and we know nothing. But it does not matter, for behold, I have a secret weapon that puts out fire. And it is better than anybody else’s secret weapon.”
(Fire)
Hannibal: “I’ll tell you
something, you’re starting to impress me.”
Annie: “Just starting to?”
Hannibal: “Work on me.”
(Fire)
Annie: “Smith, you’re
starting to impress me.”
Hannibal: “Just starting
to?”
Annie: “Work on me.”
Hannibal: “Bet on it.”
(Fire)
Face: “Now, you will listen very carefully. You’ll both finish your shift, clock out, and go home. If in an hour you don’t hear from me, do not leave the house, wait by the phone, your phone will ring. Pick it up. If the voice at the other end does not say “thunder ball,” let it ring at least 6 more times before you pick it up again. Is that perfectly clear?”
(Timber)
Murdock: ”I’ll get my name
right out there with Charles Darwin and Leo Bell.”
Hannibal: “Leo Bell?
Who’s that?”
Murdock: “The guy in the room next to me. Got a mouth so big, he can put a whole jar of peanut butter in it, lid and all.”
(Timber)
Murdock: “BA, do you know what you’ve done? Big Foot got one look at you, and high tailed it back into the woods to warn his friends. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Big Foots didn’t even have a reward out on you!”
(Timber)
Face: “Sawdust and tweed. My tailor’s really gonna love this one.”
(Timber)
Murdock: “I wonder if you
could use tuna fish as a bate.”
John: “Tuna fish?”
Murdock: “Yeah. Yeah, you, you, take a tuna fish sandwich, and you put it in a giant sized mouse trap outside his cave, and you just wait for him to get hungry.”
(Timber)
Murdock: (sings) “I’m a lumberjack, I’m okay. I got no legs, but what the hey.”
(Timber)
Face: “I’m allergic to bullets. Especially those headed in my direction.”
(Timber)
Hannibal: “They always try. But they never learn. You see, what they really need is a plan.”
(Timber)
Murdock: “This is HM Murdock reporting to you live from the scene. We’ve just learned that crime lord Tommy Largo has just kidnaped an innocent, young girl. Now, the A-Team has been brought in to help find this girl, but the clock is ticking. They only have 24 hours, or it might be too late. Any reaction?”
(Double Heat)
Face: “I hate to be an alarmist, but getting caught between Attila the Hun and Jaws is not my idea of how to live to a ripe old age.”
(Double Heat)
Face: ”Oh, no, no, no,
Hannibal, not Murdock. You know what he does to my scams. Remember how he almost got us caught on that
military base?”
Murdock: “Now, wait a
minute.”
Face: “Remember, you wanted
a tank...”
Murdock: “I had no way of knowing that there was a shell in that barrel.”
(Double Heat)
Murdock: “Priorities, man, priorities. Do you think that flying little old ladies around the harbour is what made America great? No. Sacrifice, blood, sweat, tears, winning one for the Duke. Don’t you love your country?”
(Double Heat)
Hannibal: “Murdock, Face,
did you spot anything yet?”
Face: “There’s a cute little red head sashaying down 5th.”
(Double Heat)
Eddie Devane: “I filled a
cemetery with wise guys like you.”
Murdock: “About what you just say... could you elaborate? Could you be more specific? I mean, how big was the graveyard? How many wise guys?”
(Double Heat)
Murdock: “This is it. The final showdown. The big tamale. The A-Team, four men, four mercenaries, fighting for truth, justice, and the American way against an army of slime and sleaze. This is it, the A-Team against. Out manned, outgunned.”
(Double Heat)
Murdock: “Yes, it is over. Tommy Largo and Eddie Devane are a bad memory. They have been weighed on the scales of justice, and have been found wanting. And now the A-Team, that intrepid bunch of adventurers, have once again packed their bags, and set off into the sunset. Four lonely guys, outcasts, who are always willing to lay it on the line whenever they hear a cry for help from someone being victimized by those who seek to take advantage of the little guy.”
(Double Heat)
Face: ”I’ll cover the outside. Guy like me look out of place on an assembly line. And I, I don’t have anything in my wardrobe to go with grease and grime.”
(Trouble On Wheels)
Hannibal: “Whenever you stand up against slime balls, you’re doing the right thing.”
(Trouble On Wheels)
Murdock: “My Lord! The A-Team! I’ve heard of them. They’re them fugitives that are wanted all across the country. You mean I’ve been standing here working side by side with members of the A-Team? There’s a, there’s a reward out for those guys. I would never believe it. Here I am, just a dumb clerk. I wouldn’t of believed it, never in a million years. Of course, I always had my suspicions. Never did trust this one, with them beauty eyes.”
(Trouble On Wheels)
Murdock: “Listen, I can
help you, but you have to listen to me. Do you understand? Pain is
in the head. So if you think it hurts, it’s gonna hurt. So you
gotta think nice things. Just, just
think happy thoughts. Go ahead.”
BA: “Okay, I’m thinkin’ you
got hit by a bus.”
Murdock: “Well then, you oughta be feeling better already.”
(Trouble On Wheels)
Murdock: “Why don’t we get
our own island? I always wanted to start a democratic society. Run
my own country.”
BA: “Cool it, Murdock.
You can’t even run your own mind.”
Murdock: “Well, that wasn’t
very nice of you, BA. I was thinking of making you an ambassador to the
coniferous trees. Maybe even the podocarpus.”
BA: “Yeah, maybe you can make me Sergeant of Arms so I can throw you out of the country.”
(The Island)
Face: “Okay, where?
Shoe? My watch?”
Hannibal: “Oh, they’d
probably take that. See, they’ll probably search you very thoroughly.”
Face: ”Oh. My ear,
huh?”
Hannibal: “Oh, Well, I was thinking, uh, like, uh, someplace, uh, inside.”
(The Island)
BA: “I made it, you eat it.”
(The Island)
Murdock: “If you were
really smart, you’d do what we do at the VA. You put it under your
tongue, you down the water, you make a gulping sound to make them think you
swallowed it, but it’s really still under your tongue. Now that’s if you
were really smart.”
Hannibal: “Murdock, we want
Face to swallow this.”
Murdock: “I know.”
(The Island)
Hannibal: “It’s not when you have a plan. It’s when you have a plan.”
(The Island)
Murdock: “Get off a me! I’m far too delicate to have your ugly mudsuckin’ hands all over me.”
(The Island)
Kalani: “4 men come out of
nowhere, and think they can defeat an army.”
Face: “Well, we’ve done it before.”
(The Island)
Murdock: “The tank. The tank, the tank, the tank. And it is a beautiful tank. It is inspirational. This is survival in its purist form. A motionless body, resting for 40 years, patient, waiting for discovery to breathe life into its very soul.”
(The Island)
Murdock: “You are created. You are living. You are whole again!”
(The Island)
Hannibal: (reading newspaper article) “You’ve heard of them, the legendary A-Team. Three fugitives, alone and on the run, chased by the military police wherever they go, and yet these same men have found the time over and over again to go to the aid of those in need, the helpless, and the oppressed. But, is this yesterday’s news? Have our modern day Robin Hoods gone sour? Or is this just a case of the leopard revealing its true spots?”
(Showdown)
Face: “Murdock, you’ll always be one of us. The question is, which one.”
(Showdown)
Hannibal: “BA, a shovel, now that’s no disguise.”
(Showdown)
Hannibal: “This is, uh, BA Baracus. This is Templeton Peck, Faceman. This is Howlin’ Mad Murdock. And, uh, I’m Hannibal Smith. We are The A-Team.”
(Showdown)
Murdock: “I am as much a
member of The A-Team as you are, and my name was not in that paper. Now,
did you hear Hannibal introduce me as a member of The A-Team? Well, I
think the people have a right to know all of the facts. They should know
who I am.
Face: Murdock, we know you’re a member of The A-Team. That’s the important thing.”
(Showdown)
Face: “Fame is just a fleeting shadow, just a passing breeze in the storm.”
(Showdown)
Hannibal: “First, I’d like you to meet the real A-Team. Second, you see that? That is a cheap cigar.”
(Showdown)
Murdock: “Hannibal, I can’t
fin . . . where . . . where . . .”
Hannibal: “Murdock, uh, they don’t have a you.”
(Showdown)
Murdock: “Fools! You didn’t bring your Murdock! What’s the matter, phony Face? You couldn’t break him out?”
(Showdown)
Murdock: “Piece of wood.
No, a telephone pole is a piece of wood. A toothpick is a piece of
wood. But this, BA, this is a priceless work of art. It is the
essence, the manifestation of a great chief, a hunter, a poet, a warrior.
This is the face that launched a thousand nickels.”
(Showdown)
Mason: “I thought the army
had you.”
Hannibal: “Yeah, so did they.”
(Showdown)
Murdock: “I don’t wanna be a secret weapon. I wanna be an exposed weapon.”
(Showdown)
Hannibal: “Who was the last
male astronaut to go up in space?”
Murdock: “I don’t know.”
Hannibal: “See?”
Murdock: “I mean, there was
Sally Ride.”
Hannibal: “No, that’s a
girl.”
Murdock: “She’s a . . . I
know.”
Hannibal: “Alright.
Now, who is the unknown soldier?”
Murdock: “I don’t know.”
Hannibal: “See?”
Murdock: “What?”
Hannibal: “Now, there are
great, famous, but unknown heroes in men.”
Murdock: “I see. So I
can be a great . . .”
Hannibal: “Famous.”
Murdock: “Famous, but
unknown member of The A-Team.”
Hannibal: “Exactly.”
(Showdown)
BA: “Hey, Hannibal, you
know I don’t fly. And I’ve seen this trick before. You give me a
burger, and expect me to eat it.”
Hannibal: “BA, you know you
get cranky on an empty stomach. Now, eat your burger.”
BA: “Not this time. I
ain’t fallin’ for no sleepin’ powder in my burger. I’m takin’ your’s.
Hannibal: Help yourself,
it’s fine.”
BA: “You figured I’d think
my burger was spiked, and take yours. I’m takin’ Face’s.”
Face: “Oh, ok.”
BA: “Wait a minute. I
got it. You figured I’d take your burger, get wise to it, then take
Face’s burger. And Face’s burger is the one that got the sleepin’ powder
in it. Or Murdock’s. Hey wait a minute, I’m hip to you guys.
The one place you would never put sleepin’ powder, and that’s in the
first burger you gave me. That much I know.“ (takes bite of original burger, takes a sip of milk, passes out)
Face: “And he was doing so well.”
(Sheriffs Of Rivertown)
Murdock: “I call these babies Betsie and Bertha. And as BA might say, I pity the poor man who crosses my path. Because I am ready, willing, and able to take on any bad guy who wants a taste of fire strong Murdock.”
(Sheriffs Of Rivertown)
Murdock: “What is this? Well, after giving it a lot of thought, and summing up the situation real quick, this is one very mad BA holding onto the bars of a jail cell from the inside.”
(Sheriffs Of Rivertown)
Murdock: “Bum bum bum bum. Bum bum bum bum bum. It’s early in the AM. The city was quiet. Officer Baracus and I had been assigned to patrol. The city was at peace with itself, but it wasn’t gonna be that way for long. When the peace is broken, that’s when I go to work. I wear a badge.”
(Sheriffs Of Rivertown)
Murdock: “I’m not talking to myself. When you talk to yourself, you’re alone. No one hears you. You happen to be with me. You hear me. Therefore, I’m not talking to myself.”
(Sheriffs Of Rivertown)
Face: “The door
wasn’t locked. At least, not after I
picked it.”
(Sheriffs Of Rivertown)
Face: “Ah, no, Murdock.
You change your clothes everyday.”
Murdock: “I do, but it didn’t smell like he did.”
(Sheriffs Of Rivertown)
Hannibal: “My dear, a leopard can’t change his spots. And a poker player cannot stop playing poker.”
(Sheriffs Of Rivertown)
Face: “Better
watch my back.”
Murdock: “Who’s
gonna watch mine? Face, your back, it’s
looking good.”
(Sheriffs Of Rivertown)
BA: “I love it, when a plan comes together.”
(Sheriffs Of Rivertown)
Murdock: “Ba is a
true leader. He is a man who can inspire other men. He can infuse
into these boys a noble purpose.
BA: Kill those suckas!
(The Bells
of St. Mary’s)
Murdock: “As soon as I find out who I am, you’ll be the
first to know.”
(The
Bells of St. Mary’s)
Hannibal: “Thanks,
Face. I didn’t know you cared.”
Face: “Yeah,
well, it, uh, must be the cologne you’re wearing.”
(The
Bells of St. Mary’s)
Charlotte: “Just a
second, I don’t have anything on.”
Hannibal: “Steady,
Face.”
Face: “I’m
trying, Hannibal, I’m trying.”
(The
Bells of St. Mary’s)
Murdock: “A trick I’ve found in sexually stressful situations is to focus your mind on something of a completely different nature. Take that Road and Track magazine, and look at those cars. Take eggs out of the refrigerator, and practice juggling.”
(The Bells of St. Mary’s)
a Bell: “I guess you know
how grateful we all are. It’s been awful having to work for Dave.”
Face: “Would you happen to
have any eggs in your refrigerator?”
Charlotte: “You hungry?”
Hannibal: “He wants to practice his juggling.”
(The Bells of St. Mary’s)
Hannibal: “Life is full of
risks. Even good pizza can give you indigestion.”
(The
Bells of St. Mary’s)
Westerland
(rich bad guy): “Seems to me I’ve seen your picture a time or
two. Only it weren’t in Fortune. No, seems to me I’ve seen it on the wall
somewhere. In the post office, I do
believe.”
Hannibal: “Yeah. It’s such a good picture, the governor seems
to want to hang it everywhere.”
(The Bells of St. Mary’s)
Murdock: “Let me, let me get this straight. Are you telling me that the Big Guy looked into the future as it were, saw that Hannibal was gonna fumble the path, and said to himself, I don’t know where this country bucket is going, and planted the bug? I’m telling you, the man can see into the future. He is my hero. Ba, the Baracan god.”
(The Bells of St. Mary’s)
BA: “I don’t know why you
guys are always pickin’ on Murdock. He ain’t so bad.”
Face: “Huh?”
BA: “Man is a little weird, okay. But he got some good ideas, so leave him be.”
(The Bells of St. Mary’s)
Murdock: “So, are
we a groovy, happenin’ bunch o’ guys, or what?”
(The
Bells of St. Mary’s)
Charlotte: “With all the
flakes we meet, it’s really nice to finally meet some real…”
All 4 Bells: “Men!” (laughs)
a Bell: “I like Faceman.
I think he’s so cute!”
Charlotte: “BA. He’s
so strong, and silent.”
another Bell: “Ummm.
And Hannibal. He hold them all together, girls. “ (laughs)
Jenny: “And Murdock.
He’s hot. I mean really…”
All 4 Bells: “Hot!”
(The Bells of St. Mary’s)
Murdock: “I don’t suppose you’ve noticed that I’m wearing gold, hmm? You know why? Let me tell you why. I got behind the wheel of this van here, and I noticed that she was shimming a little, pulling to the left. Well, it finally hit me. That ugly mudsucker tuned the suspension of this van to compensate for all that gold he was wearing. So, I put on a few chains, a few rings, some bracelets, and some bricks under the seat. And it worked.”
(Hot Styles)
Hannibal: “We don’t like our friends being forced places
they don’t want to go. It puts a shadow
on our sunny disposition.”
(Hot Styles)
Face: “Come on, Hannibal, you know we didn’t do anything. We took a mission, we knocked out an enemy position, which just happened to be a bank. Our commanding officer gets killed, and uh, so we end up getting sacrificed, to preserve international relations.”
(Hot Styles)
Hannibal: “The four of us are on the run, Lieutenant. All we got is each other. Now I don’t like it, but I didn’t set it up.”
(Hot Styles)
Hannibal: “We’ll design our
own fashions. And you, Murdock, will be our designer.”
Face: “Murdock? A
fashion designer?”
Murdock: “Something with
flair. Elegance. “
Hannibal: “Yeah, something like that.”
(Hot Styles)
Murdock: “You better come up with a plan lickety-split, Colonel. Otherwise our Faceman gonna be doing flip ups with Charlie Tuna.”
(Hot Styles)
Face: “Hannibal, you constantly amaze me.”
(Hot Styles)
Murdock: “Faceman, I wouldn’t call it phony. Highly imaginative, the work of a genius, but not phony. I’m thinkin’ about comin’ out with a whole new line.”
(Hot Styles)
Hannibal: “I’m uh, sorry
about that hole in your boat.”
Torian: “What hole?”
Hannibal: “The hole that
uh, this is gonna make.“ (holds up a grenade)
(Hot Styles)
Face: “You know, Rena, I
uh, I never meant to lead you on.”
Rena: “The truth this
time?”
Face: “Well I, I meant to lead you on.”
(Hot Styles)
Murdock: “Yeah, BA, me and the ole van here, we’ve established a kind of, uh, bond. It was a little rough going at first, I had to get used to it, it had to get used to me, but now we mesh, like a well oiled machine.”
(Hot Styles)
Hannibal: “The only thing wrong with that ‘vette is the vibration that starts when you get ‘er over 95.”
(Breakout!)
Murdock: “My rabbit foot
gonna bring us luck all the way back to LA.”
BA: “Rabbit had four of ‘em, didn’t do him much good.”
(Breakout!)
Murdock: “Well let me put it this way, taking this van is like taking down town Tokyo away from Godzilla.”
(Breakout!)
Logan: “Where’d you learn
to drive like that?”
Murdock: “I saw Cannonball Run 5 times.”
(Breakout!)
Murdock: “I want a phone
call, I want a lawyer, I want a cup of coffee. And I want this ink off my
fingers.”
(Breakout!)
Murdock
about BA: “Does he look like the kind
of guy who would threaten somebody?
Okay… let me rephrase that question.”
(Breakout!)
Murdock: “You know, BA, you
didn’t have to get in that car and chase that van. I’d of brought it
back.”
BA: “Hey man, how’d I know
they weren’t gonna hurt you, or shoot you, or something.”
Murdock: “Wait a minute,
wait a minute. Are you telling me that you got into that car and chased
that van cause you were worried about me?”
BA: “I was worried about my
van. I knew it was too good to last.”
Murdock: “You really care
about me. You were really worried about me, weren’t you, big guardian
type guy?”
BA: “Cared about my van.”
Murdock: “Oh, no you
didn’t.”
BA: “I did too.”
Murdock: “Did not.”
BA: “I did.”
Murdock: “Did not.”
BA: “I did.”
(Breakout!)
Murdock: “BA, I’d like to
take this opportunity to tell you I’m real sorry that they took your gold back
at prison.”
BA: “Oh, that’s alright. If I don’t get it back, I’ll just have to kill you.”
(Breakout!)
Murdock: “You know, it’s an actual documented fact that the coyote will chew his leg off to get out of a trap. You got any coyote blood in ya?”
(Breakout!)
Murdock: “I can’t believe that we’re fugitives from a chain gang, manacled together. Partners in a desperate bid for freedom. Two men alone against the odds. And a hundred men out to get us with orders shoot to kill.”
(Breakout!)
Murdock: ”You’re nervous. You know why? You’re just like most modern men. You are afraid to lose control. That’s why you can’t fly. You can’t be a passenger, you must have control. Control. Control.”
(Breakout!)
Logan: “Well, you come to
the end of the road, pal. You just dug yourself a grave.”
Hannibal: “Nah, this is too short for me.”
(Breakout!)
Kelly: “You ever thought of
hiring yourself out, Mr. Smith? I’m sure there are a lot of people out
there that could use your help.”
Hannibal: “Well, we oughta
think about that. Right guys?”
BA: “Yeah.
Murdock: “Yeah.”
(Breakout!)
Murdock: “Ok, I mean, I, I, I will admit that running into Deke Logan, uh, being thrown on a chain gang, Decker, the prison escape, it could be construed as a streak of bad luck, but I dismiss all that now, because this baby has recharged its batteries, and I guarantee you, big brother, it’s gonna take care of us all the way back to LA. “
(Breakout!)
BA: “Gimme a couple hours, and some tools, get rid of Murdock, and I’ll have this place looking like new.”
(Cup A’ Joe’s)
Murdock: “Since I’m sort of captain of the galley, I took responsibility upon myself to make up a list of the things we need. It is the only way that Chef Murdock can create the culinary wonders that titillate the pallette.”
(Cup A’ Joe’s)
Face: “You might be surprised at what ole Murdock knows. I get the feeling more and more that his brain works on many different levels. Like layers, pulling away one after the other, exposing new and wondrous aspects of HM Murdock.”
(Cup A’ Joe’s)
BA: “You peal off Murdock’s brain, you get nothing but jello.”
(Cup A’ Joe’s)
Face: “Uh, Murdock, you uh,
wanna trade jobs?”
Murdock: “Uh, no I wouldn’t. Thank you.”
(Cup A’ Joe’s)
Murdock: “It’s not a polite thing to interrupt an artist at work.”
(Cup A’ Joe’s)
Face: “You
know, Murdock, you’ll make someone an excellent wife.”
(Cup A’ Joe’s)
Hannibal
(about the bad guys): “This time we did them over easy, next time,
we’ll scramble them.”
(A Cup A’ Joe)
Hannibal: “Tyranny is a state of mind, it’s not a nationality. And if you don’t stand up against tyranny, it’ll beat you every time.”
(The Big Squeeze)
Hannibal: “I always wanted me own Irish pub, ever since I was a wee one. I’ll call her The Naked Lady. And the bar will have a brass rail, sir. And we will have Irish stew, sir.”
(The Big Squeeze)
BA: “I don’t like snakes,
man.
Hannibal: “Oh you’d love this one. I played the snake. And I played him with kind of a charming, rakish, lust. I devoured the leading lady’s poodle in the last reel.”
(The Big Squeeze)
Hannibal: “As my dear departed father once said, laugh only after your sting has been inserted.”
(The Big Squeeze)
Hannibal: “You astonish me,
Face. Now why should I have to remind you that music is the mouth that
won’t be closed.”
Face: “Oh yeah, well how
about this one, a closed mouth makes no enemies.”
Hannibal: “But it catches
no flies.”
Murdock: “That’s right.”
(The Big Squeeze)
Hannibal: “Time is a fine story teller, and history a fond student.”
(The Big Squeeze)
Hannibal: “As my dear departed father once said, there is no welcome for one who borrows.”
(The Big Squeeze)
Hannibal: “In the words of me dear departed father, bring on the suckers.”
(The Big Squeeze)
Hannibal: “As my dear departed father used to say, a cow dung is widened if trodden upon.”
(The Big Squeeze)
Hannibal: “As my father
used to say, always listen to the flow of the river, and you’ll always catch a
trout.”
Jackie Lane: “Now what the
hell is that supposed to mean?”
Hannibal: “I don’t know, I’ve never figured it out. But I’ve always liked it.”
(The Big Squeeze)
Hannibal: “Ah, as me dear departed father used to say, the doorstep of a great house is often slippery.”
(The Big Squeeze)
Murdock: “Are you friends
of the bride or the groom?”
Face: “Murdock, this is a
funeral, not a wedding.”
BA: “Friends of the groom.”
Murdock: “Go in front, then.”
(The Big Squeeze)
Murdock: “Dearly beloved, I do believe that the deceased will appreciate the swift commencement of this brief ceremony that marks his final day among those of us who appear to be at least cognizant of life.”
(The Big Squeeze)
Gino (reading note from Hannibal): “Gino, my dear departed father once told me two people who never believe the reports of your death are the one who loves you, and the one who hates you.”
(The Big Squeeze)
Hannibal: “Hi there. I’m back.”
(The Big Squeeze)
Hannibal: “I love
it when a corpse comes apart.”
(The Big Squeeze)
Hannibal: “Because as my dear departed father used to say, far better a hasty retreat than a bad stand.”
(The Big Squeeze)
Face: “Gin.”
Murdock: “Gin? Are
you kidding me? I thought we were playing scotch.”
Face: “Uh, I’m not gonna ask you what scotch is, Murdock, cause if I do, I know I’ll just curse myself when you tell me it’s a light, blended whisky. Right?”
(The Big Squeeze)
Murdock: “Scotch is a game that’s played in the Scottish highlands. In the game of scotch, kings, queens, jacks, and numbered cards are wild. The only card that is not wild, is the 3 of spades, which is removed from the deck prior to the deal, which renders that particular card useless.”
(The Big Squeeze)
Face: “I don’t know why I bother to hang around with you guys, I’m beginning to lose my grip on reality.”
Murdock: “It’s about time.”
(The Big Squeeze)
Hannibal: “Ah, Jack. As me dear departed father used to say, promise too much, and there will be many in search of you.”
(The Big Squeeze)
Hannibal: “I feel called
upon to quote my dear departed father.”
BA: “Oh, Hannibal, I had
enough of you and your dearly departed father. I don’t like Irish
proverbs.”
Hannibal: “Oh, you’ll like
this one.”
BA: “No I won’t.”
Hannibal: “Oh, yes you
will. The proverb says that seldom is the last of anything better than
the first.”
Face: “Seldom is the last
of anything better than the first, that doesn’t make any sense.”
Hannibal: “Of course it does. It means, I love it when a plan comes together.”
(The Big Squeeze)
BA: “Look Face, we work hard for our money, man. We don’t wanna be investing our money in some boxer. We should be investing in something safe. Like gold.”
(Champ!)
Murdock (sings something in
Italian): “Hey everybody! Attention! Clam man! Clam
man here! Get your clams! Hey somebody, bring me some more of those
soft clams, hold the little necks. And, uh, bring me some ice.”
Waiter: “What, are you crazy?
Who are you? What are you doing?”
Murdock: “What am I doing?
What does it look like I’m a doin’? I’m shacking clams, man. You have never seen that? You’re
supposed to...”
Waiter: “No, you can’t do
that.”
Murdock: “What do you mean I can’t do that?“
(Champ!)
Hannibal: “We got nothing to talk about, chum. I mean, look at that jacket. I’d let you talk to my tailor, but he likes a little class, you know what I mean?”
(Champ!)
Face: “38-26-38.
Nice.”
Hannibal: “You’re sure
about the numbers?”
Face: “Hannibal, some
people are connoisseurs of wine, some are into art, me . . . need I say more?”
Hannibal: “No.”
(Champ!)
Murdock: ”I knew you’d like
it, Faceman. That’s why the A-Team has signed you to fight next Tuesday
night.”
Face: “Me? Fight?!”
BA: “That’s right, Face.
Middle weight. You’re fightin’ Butcher Murphy.
Murdock: It’s like you
said, we gonna make a fortune. And we’ll build you Dandy Dan Peck-man,
the lady’s delight.”
Face: “Oh, no fellahs, I
can’t. Oh, Tuesday, no, I gotta get a haircut on Tuesday. See, I
got a date with a lady analyst, and uh, we’re having cocktails with the head of
MGM at 5:00, so I . . .”
BA: “Faceman, you gonna be
there. Or else!”
Face: “Yeah, well, uh, uh. . .”
(Champ!)
Hannibal: “Of course, we do
have one problem, though. Uh, we’re going to have to fly to Kenya, and BA
is, well he’s not that fond of airplanes.”
BA: “Whatcha talkin’ about,
man?”
Hannibal: “Uh, well, you
know, uh, you’re uh. . .”
Murdock: “Scared. The
word is scared. Scared. You’re scared to fly.”
BA: “Huh, me? Scared of flyin’? That’s just an act I put on sometimes. I ain’t afraid of nothin’.”
(Skins)
Murdock: “There ain’t no reason on this earth why you shouldn’t feel fine, Big Guy. I can’t imagine the excitement must be pulsin’ through your veins. Do you know where you goin’? Does he know where he’s goin’? You going to your homeland. You going back home to Kenya. It’s the homeland of your great-great-great-great-granddaddy. And I can’t tell ya how happy I am for ya. Can’t wait to see the expression on your face when you get off the plane.”
(Skins)
Murdock: “Plane.
Jumbo. 4 big engines. 60 million pounds of thrust at full
throttle.”
Kamara: “You really like to
fly, huh?”
Murdock: “Oh, I love to
fly.”
BA: “Yeah, I love flying,
too.”
Murdock: “Do you really? Do you? You ain’t kidding me, are you? Cause if you love to fly, that means we have something to converse about when we get on the plane. I mean, when you just think about it, there ain’t nothing between you and the outside world but one little piece of sheet metal. You’re traveling at 600 miles an hour, and there ain’t almost nothing that can wrong. I mean, if you lost three out of four of your engines, that baby could still land. And if the fourth engine caught fire, there’d be an automatic fire extinguisher to put the fire out. And those babies almost never explode, even though there is almost 100,000 gallons of fuel in the wings.”
(Skins)
BA: “I felt the wheels leave
the ground, Hannibal! I felt the wheels leave the ground.”
Hannibal: “Calm down, BA.
So did I. It’s not at all unusual.”
BA: “We in the air!”
Murdock: “Standard
procedure, Big Guy. The captain shoves those throttles forward, and 2
million pounds of ram jets rush that engine. Now is that . . .”
BA: ”Shut up, Murdock. Shut up.”
(Skins)
Murdock: “Calm as a baby, calm as a toad.”
(Skins)
Hannibal: “I love it when BA comes together . . . asleep.”
(Skins)
BA: “I ain’t afraid to fly. And ain’t afraid of no monkeys, either.”
(Skins)
Navarro: “You’re a man with
a very short life span, sir.”
Hannibal: “Oh, I got nine life spans. Like a cat.”
(Skins)
Face: “Scotch and water, maybe. But those matais are death on transistors.”
(Skins)
Murdock: “”When the going gets tough, the tough get aeronautical.”
(Skins)
Face: “I just hope your, uh, plan comes together.”
(Skins)
Murdock: “You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time. But sucker back there, we could’ve fooled every time.”
(Skins)
Face: “Yeah, the don’t make the bad guys like they used to, do they?”
(Skins)
Murdock: “Well, I can keep
this baby at about 70, minimum air speed, do a few 360s, a loop or two, and
stay right with them.”
Face: “Can you do it without
the loops?”
Murdock: “Uh-uh.”
(Skins)
Kamara: “When souls have touched, friends are never apart.”
(Skins)
Hannibal: “You got too much money, Johnny. We decided we’d give you something to contribute to, us.”
(Road Games)
Hannibal: “I’m like a whiff of garlic, I linger.”
(Road Games)
Murdock: “Colonel, now that
this little job is over, I thought that um, it might be constructive if we were
to run over our performance records. So uh, I drew up uh, an overall
feedback report.”
Hannibal: “Good idea.”
Murdock: “Now during this
time, we’ve all had our lapses, myself included. But Face, I thought you,
when you came into that tux shop, you could’ve um, could’ve projected a
little more, more cool. More cool.”
Face: “Cool?”
Hannibal: “Cool.”
Murdock: “And Colonel, you could’ve taken out that wheel of fortune a lot quicker than you did. Uh, BA, you left a little speck of solder on those cufflinks. Sloppy. That’s very sloppy, you gotta be more careful Big Guy.”
(Road Games)
Face: “Knock knock.”
Murdock: “Who’s there?”
BA: “Us.”
Murdock: “Us who?”
BA: “Us who gonna knock you out, fool.”
(Moving Targets)
Murdock: “You can call me
Pasadena Murdock.”
BA: “Make more sense to
call you fool.”
Murdock: “But fool doesn’t have that nice ring to it.”
(Moving Targets)
Murdock: “It’s that element of never knowing what we’re up against that excites me so much. Although, it does eat into my schedule from time to time when you break me outta the hospital around mealtime.”
(Moving Targets)
Hannibal: “Can you put her
down?”
Murdock: “Yeah, I think it’s gonna do that on it’s own, Colonel.”
(Moving
Targets)
BA:
“Hannibal, I’m on a plane! I’m
in a plane and we’ve crashed! You
crashed me you fool!”
Murdock: “I did
not crash this plane, I simply landed without the customary accompaniment of
forward thrust or lift.”
BA: “You
crashed this plane with me in it!”
Murdock: “Don’t be
so cocky. I could have crashed this
plane without you aboard.”
(Moving
Targets)
BA: “Pretty
soon I’m gonna be really mad, Hannibal!”
Face: “Oh boy,
I’d rather sit naked with a King Cobra then let him out of that plane.”
Hannibal: “Face,
relax. Once I explain to him the
circumstances under which he got aboard the plane he’s gonna be very
understanding.”
Face: “You
don’t really believe that do you?”
Hannibal: “Of
course not!”
(Moving
Targets)
BA:
“Hey Murdock, let me help you with that. Two buddies, out
adventuring. (laughs)
Murdock: “Hannibal, I think
he was threatening me.”
(Moving
Targets)
Hannibal: “Face,
you’re the kind of guy everyone wants to invite home.”
(Moving
Targets)
Murdock: “Face,
you know you’re going to be fine. [BA]
won’t let anything happen to you. It’ll
take the fun out of breaking your bones later on.”
(Moving
Targets)
Bad Guy: “I will
never let you leave here alive.”
Face:
“Hannibal, guess what he just said.”
Hannibal
(just entering the room): “Ahh, something about not getting out of
here alive, right?”
Face: “Right!”
(Moving
Targets)
Hannibal: “I’m a
student of military history friend, and over confident commanders can
lose. Nero, Custer, Napoleon, there’s
room for you on that list.”
Face: “Or on a
lighter note, maybe we can discuss changing sides. It looks like you could need a few good men.”
(Moving
Targets)
Hannibal: “You
know, one thing I could never stand about revolutionaries is that they have no
sense of humour.”
(Moving
Targets)
Hannibal: "Paint the entire ship? I'd rather eat my cigar."
(Moving Targets)
BA: “Murdock,
I’ll knock all your teeth out of your mouth if you don’t stop all your
craziness with your funny hats and your invisible dog.”
Murdock
(while protecting his teeth): “If it’s an invisible dog, how you know he
was there?”
(Moving Targets)
Face: “Ah BA, I mean, you don’t wanna hit me. After all, my face is our calling card.”
(Moving Targets)
Face: “Aw, BA, I don’t
think I’ve ever conned you.”
Murdock: “That’s not true,
how about that time you conned him into investing in that silly film of yours?”
Face: “That was a fantastic
investment opportunity, which had, as we say in financial circles, a sever and
unexpected dou. . . Ok, ok, ok BA.”
(Moving Targets)
Murdock: “Faceman
bites the dust.”
(Knights
of the Road)
Murdock: “Did I ever tell you that being a tow truck driver has always been a secret dream of mine?”
(Knights of the Road)
Face: “Hello, beautiful. What’s up?”
(Knights of the Road)
Murdock: “Quickly, Faceman, we must get this fair damsel in distress to a mechanic.”
(Knights of the Road)
BA: “You got the clips on
tight, crazy man?”
Murdock: “I am shocked.
I am shocked that you would for even a moment consider casting any doubts
on the ability of the knight of the road.”
BA: “I’m gonna cast my fist
on your lips if you don’t answer the question.
Murdock: “Oh, they are tight, sir. I wrapped the monster jaws around the unsuspecting wire, and I pressed, and I pressed until they became one with each other. In fact, it was such a beautiful moment, I may need a cigarette.”
(Knights of the Road)
Face: “I don’t always do this kind of stuff for the money. I mean, sure, running the risk of having your skull beaten in with a crow bar, that’s fun in itself. But, well, helping people. You know, that’s also a thing with me.”
(Knights
of the Road)
Face: “You’re
thinking that I’ve been shot down, right?”
Murdock: “Well it
is a little disturbing to the front line troops to see their top love pilot
bite the dust and then cry medic.”
Face: “Do I
have to go in there just to prove to you that if she thought I was interested
in her, I mean, she would go for me in a second.”
Murdock: “Yes!”
(Knights of the
Road)
Face: “This is the part I
like. You can almost hear those wheels turning.”
BA: “Yeah, he’s an idea machine, alright. He’s on the Jazz now.”
(Knights
of the Road)
Murdock: “Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
(Knights
of the Road)
Hannibal: “Murdock, where
are you?”
Murdock: “I haven’t got a clue, Hannibal, I was under the hood of the car. I’d ask somebody around here, but they don’t seem to speak my language. Uh, I think I’m either in Mexico, or at a swap meet.”
(Knights
of the Road)
BA: “You know, Hannibal, if it got wheels, I can fix it.”
(Knights
of the Road)
Face: “Hey, Murdock, there’s no business like tow business.”
(Knights
of the Road)
Murdock: “No, Big Guy, you’re making a mistake! Knights of the road don’t fly, you’re thinking of Superman!”
(Knights of the
Road)
Murdock: “You know, I have to tell you, I find your, your, your small quotes to be utterly inspirational. As a matter of fact, it’s the most interesting part of my day.”
(Waste ‘Em)
Hannibal: “Comin’ through that wall was nice. If you’re ever out of work, call me. We could use some extra drivers.”
(Waste ‘Em)
Murdock: “Since when does something have to make sense to be logical?”
(Waste ‘Em)
Lisa: “You know, when you’re sightless you tend to associate people with feelings instead of physical things. I don’t know what any of you look like, but you all feel wonderful to me.”
(Waste ‘Em)
Bounty
hunter: “You’re crazy you know that?”
Murdock: “Of
course I’m crazy, you got me out of the psychiatric ward of a VA hospital
stupid!”
(Bounty)
Bounty Hunter: “So you’re
Murdock, huh? I sure heard a lot about you.”
Murdock: “You heard about
me? I don’t know about me. What do you know about me?”
Bounty Hunter: “Well, two tours in ‘Nam, silver star, three unit citations, wounded twice, best damn Huey chopper pilot we had.”
(Bounty)
Murdock: “I can’t believe
this music. I mean, what happened to, to Van Halen, Boy George, Frankie
Goes to Hollywood?”
Kelly: “Frankie Goes to
Hollywood?”
Murdock: “You’d love it.
Has a great beat to it.”
Kelly: “I gotta be honest
with you, I’ve never really liked that kind of music.”
Murdock: “What about the
Rolling Stones?”
Kelly: “Oh, oh well I know
them. I, um, in fact, there’s a song they did I really like, Norwegian
Wood.”
Murdock: “That was the Beatles.”
(Bounty)
Doctor Kelly Stevens: “You’re crazy!”
Murdock: “I knew it, how did you know it?”
(Bounty)
Murdock: ”I can see the Colonel now, formulating a plan, Faceman movin’ and groovin’, and BA just worried sick about me. I can see that ugly mudsucker standing off in the corner of the room somewhere, just comatose with grief worrying about my health and welfare benefits.”
(Bounty)
BA: “Yeah?”
Murdock: “Oh, I like that BA. Direct and to the point. Yeah. That just kind of lyrical, you know. There’s so much in so little. But I’m impressed, Big Guy, I really am.”
(Bounty)
Murdock: “In a few minutes this place is gonna be swarming with military types, and those bounty hunters are gonna be running around here like chickens with their heads cut off.”
(Bounty)
Kelly: “Am I ever gonna see
you again?”
Murdock: “Course you’re gonna see me again. How could Murdock ever forget the mysterious lady in the blue van who appeared out of nowhere just to save him, hmm?”
(Bounty)
Murdock: “You listen to me. You touch one hair on that girl’s head, I won’t sleep, I won’t eat, and I will find you. And when I do, I will feed your head to flies.”
(Bounty)
Hannibal: “They never learn. You gotta know when to hold ‘em, and know when to walk away.”
(Bounty)
Kelly: “What? What’s
the matter?”
Murdock: “Nothing.
Nothing. I’m just comparing you to a mental image I was carrying
around in my head, sort of like a, a mind projection. And guess what?”
Kelly: “What?”
Murdock: “It doesn’t compare to the real thing.”
(Bounty)
Murdock: “They don’t give you any dimes in this place. Think they’re afraid you gonna choke on them.”
(Bounty)
Face: “At last, a case that
doesn’t require mosquito netting.”
Hannibal: “Oh I don’t know Face, it’s still a jungle out there on Rodeo Drive.”
(Beverly Hills Assault)
BA: “Man, these people in
Beverly Hills look at us like we from another planet.”
Murdock: “Are you suggesting that your derivation is from anything but another planet, Big Guy?”
(Beverly Hills Assault)
Murdock: “Oh, 25 cents, 25 cents, 25 cents. Good, I’ll use that as a down payment on my new house, big shot.”
(Beverly Hills Assault)
Murdock: “Nails, sir?”
Face: “Thank you.”
Murdock: “Your hands are
lovely, just keep them manicured.”
Face: “Thanks for the advice.”
(Beverly Hills Assault)
Murdock: “Hey.“ (snaps fingers)
Face: “Oh, right, right,
right. Listen, you got change for a 5?”
Murdock: “Yes, I have.”
Face: “Thanks, Murdock. I forgot to tip the parking attendant.”
(Beverly Hills Assault)
Murdock: “Can you guarantee
me that in a hundred years, after I’m gone, the name Murdock will be on par
with Rembrandt, Picasso, Van Gogh, Willy Mays?”
Face: “Uh, uh, Willy Mays?”
Murdock: “Do you deny that Willy Mays was a great artist of center field?”
(Beverly Hills Assault)
Murdock: ”I need my studio! I trained inspiration to meet me at that studio. Now how is it going to find me?”
(Beverly Hills Assault)
Kathy: “Excuse me, but do
you think you could please not smoke?”
Hannibal: “Sorry, ladies.”
Mary Ann: “Kathy and I are
into health, and, uh, it’s really a habit you should try and stop. The nicotine depletes your vitamin C, and,
well it’s not good at all for the nerves.”
Hannibal: “I don’t inhale.”
(Trouble Brewing)
Murdock: “Oh, where’s your sense of adventure, BA? I mean, look at me. I’m looking at all these itty bitty black things on here, I don’t know what they are, but I’m gonna eat ‘em anyway. Some of ‘em are even moving.”
(Trouble Brewing)
Murdock: “This is
genius. Pure genius.”
Face: “Well thank you,
Murdock.”
Murdock: “No, I was referring to Hannibal’s part.”
(Trouble Brewing)
Murdock: “Want some trail
mix?”
Face: “No, I don’t.”
Murdock: “Want some nuts?
Face: “I don’t want
anything.”
Murdock: “Want some
almonds?”
Face: “No.”
Murdock: ”Calm your
nerves.”
Face: “My nerves are fine.”
(Trouble Brewing)
Murdock: “Alright, I’ll be
waiting for ya.”
Face: “Good.”
Murdock: “I’ll be here.”
Face: ”Great.”
Murdock: “I’ll be seeing ya. I’ll be looking for ya when you come back!”
(Trouble Brewing)
Webb’s guy: “You guys are
crazy.”
Murdock: “Boy, he’s an excellent judge of character, huh Colonel?”
(Trouble Brewing)
Murdock: “Uh, Colonel, may I? Gentlemen, it’s quite obvious from the very sloppy handling of an operation as simple as running our truck off the road, that you gentlemen are suffering from severe vitamin deficiencies. I mean, you are not operating at your peak. Therefore, I want you to listen, and I want you to listen good. Because in order to complete this assignment, this is what you must do. First of all, you must have a weapon. Second of all, you must check chamber of said weapon for possible mechanical blockage. Thirdly, you must aim said weapon at approximately a 45 degree angle at the rear of said truck. And then you must fire. Uh, that is the gas tank, you know.”
(Trouble Brewing)
Mary Ann: “You guys are
unreal. I mean, is there anything you can’t do?”
Hannibal: “Ballet. We stopped going to class.”
(Trouble Brewing)
Face: “Hannibal, I don’t
like to complain, but why is it that I’m always the one who has to stick
his head inside the lion’s mouth?”
Hannibal: ”It’s your personality.”
(Trouble Brewing)
Murdock: “Hey, sucka, you’re dead meat. Understand?”
(Trouble Brewing)
Hannibal: “You take one bite of the apple too many, and you’re gonna wind up in the house of many doors.”
(Incident At Crystal Lake)
Murdock: “Look, you know it is dangerous to fool around in a moving vehicle. Now strap yourself in! Put on your seatbelt! Flight attendants please take your position for takeoff.”
(Incident At Crystal Lake)
Face: ”It could happen to
anyone.”
Hannibal: “Yes, Face, but it always happens to you.”
(Incident At Crystal Lake)
Face: “Oh, I don’t know, BA. I mean, he may have something here. Yeah, you know when two guys go fishing, and one guy catches everything, and the other guy comes home with nothing but a can of worms? Yeah, well, see, why not bring along the guy who can’t catch anything? See, shift the odds. Yeah, I think, uh, I think there’s something to this theory of his here.”
(Incident At Crystal Lake)
Hannibal: “I appreciate Murdock’s theories, even if they are outside ordinary logic and reason.”
(Incident At Crystal Lake)
Face: “Would you give me a little credit, Hannibal? I mean, we’re 50 miles from civilization. This girl, she doesn’t know anything but squirrels, and trees, and lakes, and, uh, hopefully the birds and the bees.”
(Incident At Crystal Lake)
BA: “Hey, Faceman, you
lucky you was wearing that bullet proof vest, man.”
Face: “Yeah.”
Murdock: “Lucky, huh? Is that what you call him now, lucky? This morning you said it was stupid when I suggested that this would make a good fishing vest. Now you’re saying it’s lucky. Does Bass Catcher Bob look lucky?”
(Incident At Crystal Lake)
Hannibal: “She recognized you from your picture on the wanted poster. She looks at pictures along with trees, and lakes, and squirrels.”
(Incident At Crystal Lake)
Ranger Sherman: “I was so
scared these things wouldn’t work.”
Hannibal: “We double checked them this afternoon.”
(Incident At Crystal Lake)
Murdock: “Instead of sending flowers, just send a charitable contribution to the Society of Wrongly Accused Escaped Prisoners, that’s all.”
(Incident At Crystal Lake)
Murdock: “We are beyond saving.”
(Incident At Crystal Lake)
Hannibal: “We were looking for a relaxing weekend. We’d recommend this place to our friends.”
(Incident At Crystal Lake)
Hannibal: “Well, this is it, Smith. I mean, that’s what you always say.”
(Incident At Crystal Lake)
Decker: “If they do
anything, if they even twitch, shoot to kill.”
Hannibal: “Now if you’d been that way last year, you’d gotten a lot further, a lot quicker.”
(Incident At Crystal Lake)
Murdock: “You know what you do? You butter my biscuits. Here we are in the middle of a life threatening situation, and Bass Catcher Bob has given his life just so you can have another chance at freedom, and what do you do? You just standing here like some sniffling child saying, ‘I’m not going. I’m not going.’ Well if you weren’t gonna go, why didn’t you tell us? Because we could’ve taken him, and we could’ve burned you!”
(Incident At Crystal Lake)
Face: “Ok, ok, fine.
We did it. There, you feel better? Huh, you feel better?
We did it. There’s nothing you
can do about it. I mean, it was an emergency situation, BA. Somebody had to do something, and we did it.
So there.”
BA: “S’okay.”
Face: “It is?“
BA: “No. But I like
conning you, like you like conning me.”
(Incident At Crystal Lake)
