If you’re in a tight spot, the military on one side, the baddies on
the other, what you need in order to escape is quite simply… a plan, but not
just any plan, oh no, you need a plan that is original, unpredictable and
guaranteed to succeed… kind of…
BA:
“If this another one of your piece of cake jobs that’s supposed to go down 1,
2, 3, but remember, there’s always 4, 5, and 6.”
(There Goes The Neighbourhood)
Murdock: “Now, Hannibal, this sounds like one of those plans. And
whenever we use one of those plans, somebody always gets mad at us.”
Hannibal: “Yeah.”
(The Out-Of-Towners)
Face: “I just hope your, uh, plan comes together.”
(Skins)
Amy:
“Hannibal’s plans never work right. They just work.”
(West Coast Turnaround)
Amy: “Hannibal’s plans are absolutely consistent. They never
look like they’re gonna work, but they always do. Sort of.”
(Water, Water
Everywhere)
Face: “Oh, no.”
American Prisoner: “What’s the matter? What’s going on?”
Face: “Uh, major part of our
escape plan has just gone into the toilet.”
(The Theory Of Revolution)
Hannibal: “Ok, the Hannibal Smith idea department is now open for
suggestions.”
(Cowboy
George)
Hannibal: “It’s not when you have a plan. It’s when
you have a plan.”
(The
Island)
Murdock: “You better come up with a plan lickety-split,
Colonel. Otherwise our Faceman gonna be doing flip ups with Charlie
Tuna.”
(Hot
Styles)
BA: “Yeah, Hannibal, I hope you’re working on another
plan.”
Hannibal: “We haven’t finished with the old plan.”
Tawnia: “What old one?”
Hannibal: “The one that takes us to find Brian Lefcort.”
Face: “You call getting caught like this a plan?”
Hannibal: “Well, with a few minor glitches, it takes us
right to Lefcort.”
Murdock: “Sounds logical to me.”
BA: “It would.”
(The Bend In The River)
BA: “Hannibal, it’s gonna take an army to
get into the place, man.”
Hannibal: “Or a plan.”
(The Maltese
Cow)
Murdock: “And that’s not all, Hannibal’s got a plan.
He’s always got a plan. Right now, the tiny nucleus of an idea has
been postulated. And it is growing, forming into though, and soon, will
mould itself into a plan. Right, Hannibal?”
(Bullets
and Bikinis)
BA:
“Hannibal will think of something. The man always have a plan.”
Jason Duke: “What’s the plan, Hannibal?”
Hannibal: “Simple. We put the truck back together.”
BA:
“It ain’t always a good plan.”
Murdock: “Hannibal, those parts are stashed all over the mine.”
Hannibal: “Anybody got a better plan?”
(The Duke
Of Whispering Pines)
Hannibal: “They always try. But they never learn.
You see, what they really need is a plan.”
(Timber)
Hannibal: “Now, we can do this the hard way, or
the easy way. In about a minute, I and my 3 friends are gonna unleash on
you your worst nightmare. You’re gonna wish the earth opened up
underneath your feet, and swallowed you whole.”
Tommy: “What’s the easy way.”
Hannibal: “Oh, that was the easy way.”
(Steel)
Hannibal: “What I tell ya, Face?”
Face: “What’d you tell me? I’ll tell you what you
told me. This is gonna go down smooth, Face. A piece of cake, Face.
Just a couple of goons with camouflage paint who call themselves a
terrorist group, Face. Yeah, in and out, 1, 2, 3, with the girl and the
money. No muss, no fuss. Huh?”
Hannibal: “Right.”
Face: “Right. Well, I think I got a busted nose.
Murdock’s lost some ribs. BA’s lost all his marbles. And, a
very big and I might say, we lost the money. We were supposed to come
back with the money.”
(Harder Than It Looks)
Face: “We lost our wheels, BA did 15 rounds with
Godzilla, Hannibal did a 20 story high dive, we had our raft blown out from
under us, and we still managed to save the girl, her boyfriend, and retrieve
the money.”
Marcus: “Now, all you gotta do is stop them from blowing
up that dam.”
Hannibal: “Dam?”
Murdock: “I’m gonna cry.”
(Harder
Than It Looks)
Hulk Hogan: “What’s the plan, Hannibal?”
BA:
“The front door. I know he gonna say the front door. We always go
through the front door. I’m sick and tired of going through the front
door!”
Hannibal: “You got a better idea, B.A.? I’m ready.”
(The Trouble With Harry)
Hannibal: “Alright. Now, who’s plan was this?”
Face: “Not mine.”
BA: “Not mine.”
Hannibal: “Then who’s?”
Face: “Murdock.”
BA: “It was Murdock’s.”
Hannibal: “No it wasn’t.”
(Bad
Time On The Border)
Face: “Come on, Hannibal, why don’t you do
it?”
Murdock: “You know, he’s got a point there,
Hannibal. I mean, BA has got an excuse from the nurse because of his
foot. But, what about you?”
Hannibal: “Well, it’s simple. I’m the
planner. I plan better in dry air.”
(There’s Always
A Catch)
Amy: “Last couple of times Decker got
really close, you pulled the same trick. Hiding right under his nose,
making him think we’re halfway out of state. He’s gonna figure that game
out.”
Hannibal: “Yeah, but he’ll figure I figured
that. So he’ll figure that I figured the other way. Which is why
we’re staying right here.”
Amy: “That makes no sense.”
Hannibal: “Decker will understand it.”
(Labour Pains)
Face: “That’s great, Hannibal. You
figured that Decker figured that you figured it the other way. Right?
Well, Decker didn’t figure it that way, did he?”
Hannibal: “Sure he did.”
(Labour Pains)
Hannibal: “Hey Face, what would you say to a
45a about now?”
Face: “Not bad, not bad. Actually, I
was thinking more in terms of a 38. Maybe even a 32.”
Hannibal: “32?”
Face: “Um.”
Murdock: ”Oh come on, please. Let’s do a
32. I just love 32.”
BA: “Hey man, forget the 32. Forget
the 38. Forget the 45. There’s nothing like a good old 22.”
All: “20....2!.” (they each turn and punch the guy behind
them)
(Water, Water
Everywhere)
Hulk Hogan: “Hey, I say we go down there, kick this dude’s
door in, and let him know that we’re in town, man.”
BA: “That ain’t the way we do things here. We
may have to go in there and run a con, drop a bug, do the smooth talking.”
Hulk Hogan: “Ok, BA, you come with me, you do the smooth
talking. Let’s go man.”
BA: “No, we can’t just go down there and kick down
the guy’s door. We need a plan.”
Hulk Hogan: “Well who makes the plan?”
BA: “Hannibal.”
Hulk Hogan: “Hannibal, what’s the plan?”
Hannibal: “You guys oughta go down there, kick this guy’s
door in, let him know you’re in town.”
BA: “Hannibal, he’s always thinking.”
(Bodyslam)
Hannibal: “Chasing thugs through the park. Its got a
nice ring to it, doesn’t it?”
Face: “Has a terrible ring to it.”
Murdock: “Just think, if we get a pardon, we may never
have to eat a knuckle sandwich again.”
BA: “I wouldn’t bet on it, Crazy Man. Looks
like Hannibal’s on the Jazz again.”
Face: “What? What?”
Murdock: “No, no, no. Now you tell me, right to my
face. You tell me that you don’t have a plan.”
Hannibal: “Well, I, I was thinking, like Bernie and George.
What are we gonna do when this thing’s over? I mean, what are we
really qualified to do?”
Face: “Go after thugs in the park.”
Hannibal: “And outlaw motorcycle gangs, organized crime
figures. Why, there’s a world of slime balls out there.”
Murdock: “I knew it. I just knew you had a plan.”
Hannibal: “Comforting, isn’t it?”
BA: “I’ll get the van.”
(The Grey Team)
