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THE JAZZ QUOTES

 

What’s in a plan?  Everything if you want to survive.  And how do you come up with a plan?  Simple, you use the Jazz.  And what is the Jazz?  Well, it kinda goes like this…

 

 

Murdock: “The Jazz is all the twinkies you can eat, and Woody Woodpecker cartoons 24 hours a day.”

(Labour Pains)

 

Murdock: “Face, she wants to know what the Jazz is.”

Face: “Ah, well, Laura, you see, it’s, uh, it’s sort of nature’s way of putting your fingers in a light socket.  Our problem is that [Hannibal] likes it.”

(Labour Pains)

 

Face: “The Jazz.  It’s, it’s, it’s like walking a tightrope, a thousand feet up.  Without a net.  The wind starts you swaying.  See, you know that at any second, you could fall.”

(Children of Jamestown)

 

Hannibal: “Murdock, BA, take the right.  Face, stay with me.”

Face: “Uh, Hannibal, if we’re gonna fight, I’d really prefer to be teamed with BA.”

Murdock: “Me, too.”

Hannibal: “Are you guys saying you don’t want to be teamed up with me?”

Face & Murdock: “Yes.”

Hannibal: “Why?”

B.A.: “I’ll tell you why.  Because when you on the Jazz, man, you’re dangerous.”

(West Coast Turnaround)

 

BA: “Man, he’s on the Jazz.”

Face: “And we’re in trouble”

(One More Time)

 

Face: “This is the part I like.  You can almost hear those wheels turning.”

BA: “Yeah, he’s an idea machine, alright.  He’s on the Jazz now.”

(Knights of the Road)

 

Face: “Boy, BA, you got us on the Jazz now.”

Hannibal: “Oh, he loves it when a plan comes together.”

(Lease with an Option to Die)

 

BA: “He’s on the Jazz, man.  He’s on the Jazz.”

(A Small and Deadly War)

 

BA: He loves the risk, the danger.  He loves the Jazz.”

(Mexican Slayride)

 

Client: “Why do they do it?”

Amy: “For the Jazz, man.  For the Jazz.”

(A Small and Deadly War)

 

BA: “Hannibal loves the Jazz.”

(The Rabbit Who Ate Las Vegas)

 

Face: What can I say?  Man’s on the Jazz.

(The Beast from the Belly of a Boeing)

 

Cop: “You’re free.  And Smith’s orders is to build it?  Whatever that means.”

BA: “That means he’s on the jazz.”

(A Little Town With An Accent)

 

BA:  “Hannibal’s on a serious Jazz!”

Face:  “Yeah, well, maybe we’ll get lucky and one day modern medicine will find a cure.”

(There’s Always A Catch)

 

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