Judgement Day Where Is The
Monster When You Need Him? Blood, Sweat And Cheers Lease With An Option To Die The Road To Hope The Heart Of Rock
And Roll Body
Slam
Mind Games There Goes The Neighbourhood The Doctor Is
Out Uncle
Buckle-Up
Wheel
Of Fortune The A-Team Is Coming, The A-Team is Coming Members Only Cowboy George Waiting For
Insane Wayne The Duke Of
Whispering Pines
Beneath The Surface Mission Of
Peace The Trouble With Harry
A Small Town With An Accent The Sound Of
Thunder
Murdock: “At the tone, the time will be 12:22 in Hong Kong.”
(Judgement Day)
Murdock: “Wait a minute,
wait a minute. I gave a kidney away last year to uh, to uh, Colonel
Morgan. And the year before that, it was Wes Morlan. Then I gave my
lung away the year before that to my Aunt Sophie.”
Face: “We even took your
spleen out 8 months ago, didn’t we?”
Murdock: “I’m practically a shell of my former self.”
(Judgement Day)
Face: “Did we ever give you a lobotomy?”
(Judgement Day)
Murdock: “I have tunnelled my way out.”
Face: “You tunnelled? Murdock, that went
out with Hogan’s Heroes.”
(Judgement Day)
Murdock: “I can’t believe he wanted me to give another kidney. Give, give, give.”
(Judgement Day)
Face: “BA, have you been eating Murdock’s books
again?”
(Judgement Day)
Hannibal: “Now Face, if we had endless amounts of money at
our disposal, and we could do whatever we want whenever we wanted, we wouldn’t
really need you, now would we?”
Face: “That’s why I stick around, Hannibal. You have such a, a wonderful way of making one feel so much a part of the team.”
(Judgement Day)
Face: “It’s, uh, really just a matter of looking like you know what your doing, you know, and then uh, steering a wide enough birth until someone fills in the proper blank. Ah, which someone eventually always does. “
(Judgement Day)
Murdock: “I shall be back by the stroke of midnight. Or sooner, if
they run out of finger sandwiches.” (evil laugh)
(Judgement Day)
BA: “Man is not long for
this world, Hannibal.”
Hannibal: “I’m not sure he was ever in it.”
(Judgement Day)
Hannibal: “I’m gonna play this one a little different.
Remember how the Aquamaniac was kind of this reluctant killing machine,
sad but driven? Well, I’m gonna give Gatorella a whole ‘nother fix.
Remember when Godzilla came out of the sea, and he raised his head up,
and he cocked, and he looked at all the people running around? I mean, he
was frightened and puzzled, but still angry. I wanna try for that.
I mean, why is Sam Deacon the game warden shooting at me? And then,
kind of mystified, I just take him out with one claw.”
(Where’s the Monster When You
Need Him?)
Jerry: “Johnny, it’s all green. I was
thinking more of a iridescent purple.”
Hannibal: “Now, Jer, I’ve been playing sea monsters
for 10 years, and you’ve gotten me every one of those jobs.”
Jerry: “Well, Johnny, I know that, I, I . . .”
Hannibal: “Now, what lives in the sea, has scales, and
is iridescent purple? Nothing. Green is the operative color, Jer,
for sea creatures, and especially gator mutations. Trust me on this,
Jer.”
Jerry: “I guess green’s the right color.”
Hannibal: “Iridescent purple sounds good, Jer, but
you’d hate it on film. And besides, I can’t play this mystified thing if
I feel foolish. And, I’d feel foolish in iridescent purple.”
(Where’s the Monster When You
Need Him?)
Hannibal: “The way he got it is, with that punim of his, it seems that everybody believes whatever he says. It’s a gift. I mean, he’s an absolutely stupendous liar.”
(Where Is The Monster When
You Need Him?)
Murdock: “This is what we call in pilot land a coffin with wings.”
(Where’s the Monster When You Need Him?)
Murdock: “God, your sky is so big. My plane is
so crummy. Please don’t let me eat it.”
(Where’s the Monster When You Need Him?)
Face: “Don’t you, uh, don’t you usually leave the engines running so you
can taxi?”
Murdock: “Yes, that is my usual procedure, Faceman. However, we are
out of petrol!”
(Where’s the Monster When You Need Him?)
Hannibal: “Does, uh, does
this guy have a daughter, Face?”
Face: “Yes, a very pretty one. But I never once, never did I even think about it. Look, this is one muchacho that never mixes business with pleasure. Well, maybe once or twice. But not this time. Really.”
(Where’s The Monster When You Need Him?)
Face: “I lie, I steal, I cheat, and I still don’t get any respect!”
(Where Is The Monster When You Need Him?)
Hannibal: “Jer, trust him. He’s made a career out of bending the rules.”
(Where Is The Monster When
You Need Him?)
Production
guy: “We only have prop weapons
here. I mean, we’re a movie company.
None of us knows anything about taking on guerrillas like that.”
Hannibal: “But, maybe we could get lucky.”
(Where Is The Monster When You Need Him?)
Hannibal: “You never know how clever or stupid the enemy is until you test him.”
(Where’s The Monster When You Need Him?)
Hannibal: “I wanna follow him. Scam me up a car,
Face.”
Face: “Scam me up a car, Face. What do I do? Get the Hertz agency in? Get you a Cordoba convertible?”
(Where Is The Monster When You Need Him?)
Hannibal: “We film makers live by our own code. There’s tradition at stake. You may have heard of some of our more arcane sayings such as always leave them laughing, and the show must go on. We believe in those expressions. We live by them.”
(Where’s The Monster When You Need Him?)
Hannibal: “The way I see it, you have 2 choices. Either apologize to my friends, and put your cute little 4 wheelers in reverse, and pull out of here. Or, try me out, in which case, we’ll have to bury you with your boots on. Probably right about where your foot is.”
(Where’s The Monster When You Need Him?)
Hannibal: “And then, there is perhaps the most arcane expression of them all, there is no business like show business.”
(Where’s The Monster When You Need Him?)
Murdock: “I had an uncle Carl once. He was a
milk man, but we never got anything out of him but cottage cheese.”
(Blood, Sweat and Cheers)
Hannibal: “I’m the clean racing fairy. This is
my helper.”
Bad
Guy: “You know, I don’t know how
to tell you this, but, uh, you’re dead.”
Hannibal: “How do you think I got to be the clean racing fairy? Now don’t waist any pixie dust on him. He’d probably take a ton, anyway.”
(Blood, Sweat and Cheers)
Face: “Oh, Kyle Ludwig isn’t such a bad fellow, really… once you appeal to his basic sense of greed, larceny, corruption.”
(Blood, Sweat and Cheers)
Face: “Sure, BA, whatever you say. Remember, you’re our leader.”
(Lease With An Option To Die)
BA: “We gotta find the fastest way possible to get to my mother.”
Murdock: “That’s gonna
mean flying, Big Guy.”
BA: “That’s right!
Flying.“
Hannibal: “You sure that’s
what you want to do?”
BA: “Yeah. This time no commercial flight, they’re always late.
We can’t be late. Faceman, I want you to scam a plane. Better
yet, make that a jet.”
Face: “2000 miles in a private jet, the fuel’s a buck 85 a gallon,
that’s expensive, BA. Maybe we should consider driving to Chicago.”
BA: “I wanna fly!”
(Lease With An Option To Fly)
Murdock: “We’re just
waiting for our final clearance here.”
BA: “Mamma’s waitin,
Fool!”
Murdock: “And there it is.”
(Lease With An Option To Fly)
Mrs Baracus: “He doesn’t look like a crazy man.”
Murdock: “Wait till you get to know me.”
(Lease with an Option to Die)
Face: “Oh BA, you really got us on the Jazz now!”
(Lease with an Option to Die)
Face: “Boy, BA, you got us on the Jazz now.”
Hannibal: “Oh, he loves it when a plan comes together.”
(Lease with an Option to Die)
Murdock: “My mommy told me not to stray too far from
the building. She might want to send me to the store, or something.”
(Lease with an Option to Die)
Murdock: “Don’t worry, Mom. We’ll find another
place to live.”
(Lease with an Option to Die)
Mrs Baracus: “Murdock, you are the craziest fella I’ve ever met. I think I want to adopt you.”
(Lease with an Option to Die)
Murdock: “You know, I knew you was gonna do that. I knew you were gonna take my pad, and I knew you were gonna tear it up. That’s why I put all the real stories down in this pad. I’m gonna use them for my new book: Scooting on a Scoot Through Life With the Big Guy, Scooter.”
(Lease with an Option to Die)
Murdock: “I rest my case,
mein colonel. The woman came to the table, she looked around, and she saw
only you.”
Hannibal: “It’s because
I’m better looking.”
Murdock: (chuckles) “It’s
because I made myself invisible.”
Hannibal: “I saw you the
whole time, Murdock.”
Murdock: “You see, colonel, all I have to do is, is just think of white paper. Just concentrate on white paper, white paper. And then whamo bamo, I’m gone. People can’t see me.”
(Road To Hope)
Murdock: “I’m coming back
into focus, my molecular structure is reversing, I’m solid, and, and I’m back.
Hi guys, miss me?”
(Road To Hope)
Face: “The Brooklyn Bridge
goes for 5/600 thousand dollars minimum. Believe me, I know, I sold it
twice already.”
Murdock: “Boy, I’d love to own that bridge.”
(Road To Hope)
Murdock: “Molecules, they don’t know nothin. No, you gotta use mental stimulation.”
(Road To Hope)
E. Bob: “He’s a newsman.”
Hannibal: “You don’t like newsmen? How about firemen? Mailman? Cop. Uh, wrong.”
(Road To Hope)
Jack: “Better start
talking, friend, or I’m gonna do open heart surgery with a shovel.”
Hannibal: “In that case, I got two questions. Are you sure you’re qualified? And, will it hurt?”
(Road To Hope)
Jack: “We’re gonna kill
you, goofball.”
Hannibal: “Really? Tough luck for me.”
(Road To Hope)
Jack: “You’re gonna die
laughing.”
Hannibal: “Ah, promises, promises.”
(Road To Hope)
Face: “No screaming, huh? This is a very
sedate hotel, and I’d hate to lose my preferred guest standing.”
(Road To Hope)
Murdock: “Invisibility at your service.”
(Road To Hope)
Murdock: “It’s good, good to see so many well fed men under one roof. Makes me wonder where all the female bums are.”
(Road To Hope)
Murdock: “But, men, remember, some of us won’t be coming back. But those of us who do, will be back. Those of us who don’t come back, won’t be coming back. Now, I point this out because if you don’t come back, you won’t be back. And if you do come back, you will be back. Any Questions?”
(Road To Hope)
Hannibal (while digging his
grave): “Well, this is more like it. You should’ve seen the last
one I had to dig, solid rock. But this is great. We’ll be finished
with this in no time.”
Face: “Well, there’s a piece of nifty news.”
(Road To Hope)
BA: “Hey man, you guys
must be crazy. Think I’m gonna dig my own grave.”
Hannibal: “Aw, there’s always one shirker, right Jack?”
(Road To Hope)
Murdock: "I did what I did 'cause if I didn't do it, it wouldn't have gotten done, and might I add that not doing it at all would have been a lot worse than doing it badly, which I was not about to do."
(The Road to Hope)
BA: “You called it, and that fool Murdock did it.”
Hannibal: “Makes you wonder who’s crazy.”
(The Road to Hope)
Bad Guy: “What’s going on?
Who are you?”
Hannibal: “My name is Hannibal Smith, and if I were you, I’d all hit the ground, now!” (gun firing)
(Body Slam)
Hulk Hogan: “Hey, I say we
go down there, kick this dude’s door in, and let him know that we’re in town,
man.”
BA: “That ain’t the way we
do things here. We may have to go in there and run a con, drop a bug, do
the smooth talking.”
Hulk Hogan: “Ok, BA, you
come with me, you do the smooth talking. Let’s go man.”
BA: “No, we can’t just go
down there and kick down the guy’s door. We need a plan.”
Hulk Hogan: “Well who
makes the plan?”
BA: “Hannibal.”
Hulk Hogan: “Hannibal,
what’s the plan?”
Hannibal: “You guys oughta
go down there, kick this guy’s door in, let him know you’re in town.”
BA: “Hannibal, he’s always thinking.”
(Bodyslam)
Murdock: "You know, I'm tired of bein' the blue collar guy in these cons. Why don't you and the guys let me broaden my acting repertoire?"
(Body Slam)
Hannibal: "Face, I want you over at the Federal building, check the FBI records on Papa Cataro."
Face: "Oh, sure, no problem. I'll just walk in there, flash my library card..."
Hannibal: "...and your smile."
(Body Slam)
Murdock (dressed up as a
General): “So this is the A-Team? I’m not
impressed.”
(Bodyslam)
Hannibal: “I’m a nutburger. I have no fear of death. I may be a homicidal maniac. If I were you, pal, I’d come clean.”
(Mind Games)
Murdock: “For I will
steal, I will lie, I will seduce my way down the path that you have shown me.”
BA: “He couldn’t scam
yesterday’s garbage.”
Murdock: “Oh yeah?
Well you just watch. With my new clothes, and my new manners, and
especially my new hair, I will thrill and amaze us all.”
Face: “Yeah, well, I don’t like the sound of that. “
(Mind Games)
Murdock: “My name is not
fool. I am the hunkman. You got it boys and girls? The
hunker. Look at that vette over there. Boy, it fits me like a, a
pair of argyle socks. I mean I love it. This is what life
is supposed to be about.”
BA: “He’s coming apart,
Hannibal.”
Hannibal: “Yeah, I’m afraid so.”
(Mind Games)
Face: “Well, how would you like it if I, uh, if I
took your personality? How would you
like it if I became you, if I become Howling Mad Murdock?”
Murdock: “You couldn’t.”
Face: “I couldn’t?”
Murdock: “I’m too complex. Too layered. Too fruitcake. Too whisky. Too rye.”
(Mind Games)
BA: “If this another one of your piece of cake
jobs that’s supposed to go down 1, 2, 3, but remember, there’s always 4, 5, and
6.”
(There
Goes The Neighbourhood)
BA: “I’m not sharin’ a room with this crazy fool.”
Murdock: “Oh, come on, Big
Guy. We’ll have a great time. We can read under the covers late at
night, and just scoot out the window after curfew.”
BA: “I’m gonna throw you out the window after curfew. You ain’t no quiet roommate.”
(There Goes The Neighbourhood)
Murdock (walking in with breakfast while the rest of the team sit around reading their newspapers): “I really don’t know what is with this family anymore. I mean, the four of us just don’t seem to communicate in the morning. (BA) Six eggs, twelve pieces of bacon, half loaf. (Face) Two eggs, two pieces of bacon, a single. (Hannibal) Three eggs, three pieces of bacon, and a pair. We have an intruder at two o’clock, gentlemen.”
(There Goes the Neighbourhood)
Betty: “You need
professional help.”
Murdock: “Yes, that’s what I came down here to get. You can never travel too far to get the best.”
(The Doctor Is Out)
Face: “Uh, I lost it. I mean, the magic is gone. I, of all people, should be able to see through a conartist. No more. You guys, you might as well just put me up on a box, let the kids throw rocks at me.”
(The Doctor Is Out)
Hannibal: “Well, this is
it, guys. An actor can tell when his career’s coming to an end. You
can only play the Aquamaniac a certain number of times before they exploit
every aspect of his character. That was my chance at television
immortality. “
Face: “But Hannibal, it was just a bear. They weren’t looking for the definitive Hamlet, they just wanted a guy who wouldn’t sweat too much in a fur coat.”
(Uncle Buckle-Up)
Girl: “You guys answer me one thing; who are you?”
Face: “Well, I'd be glad to explain it to you.”
Girl: “So explain.”
Face: “Oh no, I didn't mean here. What I had in mind was some place quiet... a quiet filled with the gentle strains of gypsy violins. A quiet with a soft bubble of champagne, mixed mystically with the sizzle of musaka. Yes, a place where the sound of two hearts beating as one, drowns out the murmurs of lovers.”
Girl: “Something tells me we'd never get to the answer”
(Uncle Buck-Up)
Pat
Sajak: (applause) “How do you
account for all the success you’ve had out here?”
Murdock: “Clean living, plenty of exercise, and a
complete familiarity with the, um, frequency tables of the alphabet.”
(Wheel
Of Fortune)
BA: “I’m one of his prizes.”
Nurse: “Excuse me?”
BA: “I’m part of his fantasy weekend.“
Nurse: “Just what exactly do you do?”
BA: “It’s my hands. I got Mr. Masseuse,
and this guy Murdock, he want a deluxe massage for himself and six of his best
friends.”
Nurse: “He is not here, and he won’t be back for
two weeks.”
BA: “How ‘bout you, Mama. Your neck looks
a little stiff.”
Nurse: “No, thank you! Now good day.“
(Wheel Of Fortune)
Murdock: “From the standpoint of entertainment, on
the Murdock scale of 1 to 10, I’d have to give it a 9.”
BA: “A 9? Let me see you drive like that.”
Murdock: “But I never give a 10. Never, never,
never, never, never. I mean, there’s no such thing as perfection in the
arts, BA.”
(The
A-Team Is Coming, The A-Team Is Coming)
Murdock: “Halt? But my body is aerodynamically
perfect, and this is the only launchpad in 30 miles.”
(The
A-Team Is Coming, The A-Team Is Coming)
Hannibal: “We’d give ourselves up, General, but
remember what Ulysses Grant once said, there are no promises in war, just
stratagems.”
Fulbright: “I thought you’d feel that way, Colonel.
“
Hannibal: “I’m glad you understand.“
Fulbright: “You know what General Fulbright says?
The opera ain’t over ‘till the fat lady sings.”
(The
A-Team Is Coming, The A-Team Is Coming)
Face: “It’s ironic, huh guys? Every time we try to serve our country, we end up behind bars.”
(The
A-Team Is Coming, The A-Team Is Coming)
Face: “Well, this is typical. One minute
you’re the member of an exclusive club, the next minute you’re a waiter.
A fake waiter. “
Girl: “Well, I’m sorry about you losing your
membership.”
Murdock: “Why don’t you become one of Dr. Richter’s patients? Then maybe he can bring you here as a guest.”
(Members Only)
Face: “I’m out. I can’t believe I’m out. I... months of hard work down the drain. Just because of a few... indiscretions. Just because I shower fully dressed...”
(Members Only)
Murdock: “Tennis courts are night lit, uh, with an extra putting green there. That’s the front nine. And that’s Faceman chasing someone into the rough.“
(Members Only)
Murdock: “Ugh, ugh.”
Hannibal: “How you doing, Murdock?”
Murdock: “The Lennon Sisters, they just won’t stop singin’ in my head. Will you cut it out girls, and give this mice song some time off?”
(Cowboy George)
Murdock: “Let him loose, Chucky. Besides inking pads and skying here and there, I also like to blow holes in the heads of rednecks.“
(Cowboy George)
Hannibal: “Ok, the Hannibal Smith idea department is now open for suggestions.”
(Cowboy George)
Murdock: “Please, please. One of the men inside
is the father of my unborn child.”
(Cowboy George)
Face: “You know, uh, Murdock, you, uh, look better
to me as a woman than you do as a man.”
Murdock: “Face, I don’t have time for that sort of thing now. Boy George is waiting behind the sheriff’s office. We gotta go.”
(Cowboy George)
Murdock: “I’m nuts. That’s why I’m so good.”
(Waiting For Insane Wayne)
Face: “Terrific, you guys are in town for 24
hours. You’re already on the ten most wanted list. That’s
terrific.”
Murdock: “We work fast.”
(The Duke Of Whispering
Pines)
BA: “Hannibal will think of something. The
man always have a plan.”
Jason
Duke: “What’s the plan,
Hannibal?”
Hannibal: “Simple. We put the truck back
together.”
BA: “It ain’t always a good plan.”
Murdock: “Hannibal, those parts are stashed all over
the mine.”
Hannibal: “Anybody got a better plan?”
(The Duke Of Whispering
Pines)
Rebecca: “You know what this means to me. You
coming here today, and all.”
Face: ”Umm...tell me.”
Rebecca: “It means ten thousand dollars.”
Face: “Ten?” (sound of whistle and soldiers
readying their guns)
(Beneath
The Surface)
Murdock: “If only we had a parrot. He’d have
all the answers. We gotta find Barry’s parrot.”
Elaine: “Uh, I don’t think Barry has a parrot.”
Murdock: “Long John Silver had a parrot.
Blackbeard had a parrot. Bluebeard had a parrot. He wasn’t
even a pirate, but he had a parrot.”
BA: “Hey man, we ain’t got a parrot.“
Murdock: “Look, says it right here, Colonel, look at
this. The pirates often talked to their parrots and the parrots repeated
what the pirates pronounced.”
(Beneath
The Surface)
Murdock:
(in pirate voice)
“Rrrrrrr. Well shiver me timbers, he’s discovered the map to the
sunken treasure.”
Face: “Well, it’s not the real map. See, I,
I drew it.”
Murdock: “You, you traced it, actually. Uh,
from Treasure Island Scribbler’s Edition 1951, I believe. It had a, a
parrot on the cover.”
Face: “It just so happens it was Rand McNally
1916. But you’re right about the parrot.”
Murdock: Yes, but you happen to be mistaken.”
Face: “Look, I’m the one who traced it.”
(Beneath
The Surface)
Hannibal: “Face, we need a few things.”
Face: “Ah, yeah. Uh, forty gallons of red paint, seven electric fans, three loud speakers, forty pillows. Is this a joke?”
(Mission Of Peace)
Hannibal: “I’ve always felt that February was our best
month for escapes. It’s a short month, but, what do you think, Face?”
Face: “Well I prefer the spring months. March,
April.
Fulbright: “Shut up, all of you. You’ll have
plenty of time to talk at Levinworth.”
(Mission Of Peace)
Rudy: “That’s my wallet.”
Face: “That’s right. Charles Winston.
Wait a minute. Charles Win..? The Charles Winston? You’re Charlie the Clip?”
Rudy: “You picked my pocket.”
Face: “You know, I can’t believe it. I
picked the pocket of Charlie the Clip! Do you know who this is?
I’ve studied every scam you’ve ever done. This is the guy who sold
the Brooklyn Bridge...to Brooklyn!”
Rudy: “A few minor accomplishments.”
(Mission Of Peace)
Face: “Hey, hey, be careful. That’s a brand
new outfit. You...”
(The
Trouble With Harry)
Murdock: “I have a confession to make. I lied.
Nobody’s coming to meet us here.
Face: “Uh, uh, yeah. So you see, we’re gonna
just, uh, leave, and if you, uh, try and stop us, we yell for the police.”
Murdock: “See ya around, Stiles.”
(The
Trouble With Harry)
BA: “Armed shipment. Cases of oozies, rocket
launchers, and ammo.”
Hannibal: “That’s what I like about organized crime,
they’re always diversified.”
(The
Trouble With Harry)
Hulk
Hogan: “What’s the plan,
Hannibal?”
BA: “The front door. I know he gonna say
the front door. We always go through the front door. I’m sick and
tired of going through the front door!”
Hannibal: “You got a better idea, B.A.? I’m ready.”
(The
Trouble With Harry)
Hannibal: “Where are our friends?”
Bad
Guy: “Oh, they escaped on they
own. But, uh, thanks for our doh.”
Hannibal: “Oh, then they’re, uh, they’re gone.”
Bad
Guy: “Yeah. You guys can
be gone, too. There’s the door.”
Hannibal: “Well if they’re gone, it doesn’t matter who
we hurt, does it.”
(The
Trouble With Harry)
Hannibal: “Can you hear me?”
Murdock: “No way.”
Hannibal: “We got a little trouble. The money
moved.”
Murdock: “Good. How long will it take to, uh,
get it back?”
Hannibal: “I don’t know if we can get it back.”
Murdock: “Great! Great!“
Hannibal: “So if you and Face can find away out of
there, don’t wait for us.”
Murdock: “Boy am I glad to hear that. (chuckles
and hangs up phone) Everything’s great!”
Face: “That’s great.”
(The
Trouble With Harry)
Hannibal: “Hello?”
Murdock: “Hello, uh, uh, Hannibal? Th, they got
us.“
Hannibal: “Thought you escaped.”
Murdock: “Well, we, we did. It wasn’t those
guys. These, these are, these are different guys. These are, uh, these
are much, much nicer guys.”
(The
Trouble With Harry)
Cop: “You’re free. And Smith’s orders is to
build it? Whatever that means.”
BA: “That means he’s on the jazz.”
(A Little Town With An
Accent)
Murdock: “I’m never gonna let you use anything of
mine again. You have no respect for personal property.”
BA: “That’s fine with me.”
Murdock: “I’m not even gonna talk to you anymore.”
BA: “Yeah. Can I get that in writing?”
Murdock: “You can, you can get it in writing if you want.”
(A Little Town With An Accent)
Fulbright: “Smith!”
Hannibal: “Now, now, General, didn’t you ever learn
it’s not nice to look up ladies’ skirts?”
Fulbright: “Smith, I’m been looking for you.”
Hannibal: “Yeah? In there? We better have a little talk about boys and girls.”
(Sound of Thunder)
BA
(spots Murdock wearing fake nose and moustache): “Oh no!”
Murdock
(to Fulbright): “I don’t believe
we’ve met.”
Fulbright: “I don’t believe it. Murdock is part of the A-Team. Right under our noses all this time.”
Murdock: “I’m, I’m sorry. My, my nose knows not to who’s nose you refer.”
Fulbright: “You’re Captain Murdock.”
Murdock: “Captain Spalding.”
Fulbright: “Murdock.”
Murdock: “I wonder what gave me away?
(Sound of Thunder)
Fulbright: “We’ll never get away with this. Never!
We’re going to get thrown in a stockade. Oh my God, I’ll be in a cell next to the A-Team.”
(Sound of Thunder)
Murdock: “Colonel, Colonel. Can I ask you a question? Before we went back, did you… think about it?”
Hannibal: “I remembered it, but I didn’t think about it.”
(Sound of Thunder)
