FLYING Quotes
In this day and age, when technology is growing all the time, it is
always best to stay one step ahead of your enemy, even if it means flying…
BA (about
Murdock): "If that fool's
flyin', we dyin'"
(Mexican
Slayride)
BA: "I die…before I fly…"
(One
More Time)
BA: “I hate dentists. And I hate driving with
Murdock.”
Murdock: “But you hate flying with Murdock more.
Don’t you? Don’t you?”
(Bullets
and Bikinis)
Murdock: “My plane! My plane! My
kingdom for my plane!”
(In Plane Sight)
Murdock: “We’re just waiting for our final clearance
here.”
BA: “Mamma’s waitin, Fool!”
Murdock: “And there it is.”
(Lease
With An Option To Fly)
Murdock: “Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has just
turned on the no smoking, fasten your seatbelt sign for taxi and take off.
Please make sure that your seat is in the upright and forward position,
and that your table trays are secured in front of you. Please sit back and
enjoy your flight.”
(Holiday
in the Hills)
Murdock: “Thank
you for flying miracle airlines. The
only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot.”
(Holiday
in the Hills)
Face: “Murdock
what’s going to happen?”
Murdock: “Looks
like we’re gonna crash.”
Face: “No, come
on really, what’s gonna happen?”
Murdock: “It looks
like we’re gonna crash… and die.”
(Holiday
in the Hills)
BA: “Murdock crashed the plane, didn’t he?
Murdock: “No. No no no no no no no no. I
simply relocated the aircraft with extreme prejudiced because of a total loss
of thrust and lift functions!”
(Holiday
in the Hills)
Murdock: “Flying kind to Penny. Mayday.
Mayday. We’re going in.”
Amy: “Murdock, going in what?”
Murdock: “The plane is going in the ocean, and we’re going in the jungle.”
(One
More Time)
Murdock: “As crashes go, this was nothin’. Wait’ll
the next one, that’ll be a crash.”
(Death
Us Due Part)
Murdock: “Look, you know it is dangerous to fool around in
a moving vehicle. Now strap yourself in! Put on your seatbelt!
Flight attendants please take your position for takeoff.”
(Incident
At Crystal Lake)
Murdock: “When the
going gets tough, the tough get aeronautical.”
(Skins)
Murdock: “Colonel, I can track him. From the air.”
Hannibal: “From the air?”
BA: “Man’s crazy.”
Murdock: “Follow me. Lately I’ve been packing a
helicopter with my underwear.”
Hannibal: “A helicopter?”
BA: “Where’d you get this thing from?”
Murdock: “Put it together at the pipe shop at the VA.”
(Dishpan
Man)
Face: “Hey, I got us a gulf stream.
Can you fly it?”
Murdock: “Hey fellah, if it’s got wings, I can
fly it.”
Face: “Great.”
Murdock: “Hey Face, what’s a gulf stream?”
(Mexican
Slayride)
Murdock: “Well, I can keep this baby at about 70, minimum
air speed, do a few 360s, a loop or two, and stay right with them.”
Face: “Can you do it without the loops?”
Murdock: “Uh-uh.”
(Skins)
Hannibal: “Murdock, do you think you could fire this crane up?”
Murdock: “If it had wings,
I could fly it.”
Murdock: “This is what we call in pilot land a coffin with wings.”
(Where’s the Monster When You Need Him?)
Murdock: “God, your sky is so big. My plane is
so crummy. Please don’t let me eat it.”
Face: “Don’t you, uh, don’t you usually leave the engines running so you
can taxi?”
Murdock: “Yes, that is my usual procedure, Faceman. However, we are
out of petrol!”
Murdock: ”You’re nervous. You know why? You’re
just like most modern men. You are afraid to lose control. That’s
why you can’t fly. You can’t be a passenger, you must have control.
Control. Control.”
(Breakout!)
BA: “We gotta find the fastest way possible to get to my mother.”
Murdock: “That’s gonna
mean flying, Big Guy.”
BA: “That’s right!
Flying.“
Hannibal: “You sure that’s
what you want to do?”
BA: “Yeah. This time no commercial flight, they’re always late.
We can’t be late. Faceman, I want
you to scam a plane. Better yet, make
that a jet.”
Face: “2000 miles in a private jet, the fuel’s a buck 85 a gallon,
that’s expensive, BA. Maybe we should
consider driving to Chicago.”
BA: “I wanna fly!”
(Lease With An Option To Fly)
Hannibal: “Of course, we do have one problem, though.
Uh, we’re going to have to fly to Kenya, and BA is, well he’s not that
fond of airplanes.”
BA: “Whatcha talkin’ about, man?”
Hannibal: “Uh, well, you know, uh, you’re uh. . .”
Murdock: “Scared. The word is scared. Scared.
You’re scared to fly.”
BA: “Huh, me? Scared of flyin’? That’s
just an act I put on sometimes. I ain’t afraid of nothin’.”
(Skins)
BA: “I ain’t afraid to fly. And ain’t afraid of
no monkeys, either.”
(Skins)
Murdock: “Plane. Jumbo. 4 big engines.
60 million pounds of thrust at full throttle.”
Kamara: “You really like to fly, huh?”
Murdock: “Oh, I love to fly.”
BA: “Yeah, I love flying, too.”
Murdock: “Do you really? Do you? You ain’t
kidding me, are you? Cause if you love to fly, that means we have
something to converse about when we get on the plane. I mean, when you
just think about it, there ain’t nothing between you and the outside world but
one little piece of sheet metal. You’re traveling at 600 miles an hour,
and there ain’t almost nothing that can wrong. I mean, if you lost three
out of four of your engines, that baby could still land. And if the
fourth engine caught fire, there’d be an automatic fire extinguisher to put the
fire out. And those babies almost never explode, even though there is
almost 100,000 gallons of fuel in the wings.”
(Skins)
BA: “I felt the wheels leave the ground, Hannibal!
I felt the wheels leave the ground.”
Hannibal: “Calm down, BA. So did I. It’s not at
all unusual.”
BA: “We in the air!”
Murdock: “Standard procedure, Big Guy. The captain
shoves those throttles forward, and 2 million pounds of ram jets rush that
engine. Now is that . . .”
BA: ”Shut up, Murdock. Shut up.”
(Skins)
BA:
“Hannibal, I’m on a plane! I’m
in a plane and we’ve crashed! You
crashed me you fool!”
Murdock: “I did
not crash this plane, I simply landed without the customary accompaniment of
forward thrust or lift.”
BA: “You
crashed this plane with me in it!”
Murdock: “Don’t be
so cocky. I could have crashed this
plane without you aboard.”
(Moving
Targets)
BA: “Pretty
soon I’m gonna be really mad, Hannibal!”
Face: “Oh boy,
I’d rather sit naked with a King Cobra then let him out of that plane.”
Hannibal: “Face,
relax. Once I explain to him the
circumstances under which he got aboard the plane he’s gonna be very
understanding.”
Face: “You
don’t really believe that do you?”
Hannibal: “Of
course not!”
(Moving
Targets)
Murdock: “Halt? But my body is aerodynamically
perfect, and this is the only launchpad in 30 miles.”
(The
A-Team Is Coming, The A-Team Is Coming)
Murdock: “No, Big Guy, you’re making a mistake!
Knights of the road don’t fly, you’re thinking of Superman!”
(Knights of the Road)
